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Old 01-17-2004, 03:12 AM  
Yngwie
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Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche
What's a light bulb and does it make my computer go faster?
yes, it will increase you computer's speed by 10 times. It is what they call a Continueum Transponder (SP?) it uses space technology 1000 years ahead of earths technology. a form of lightspeed architecture that uses dilithium crystal to induce a burst of "syper juice" into the processor which in turn feeds some to the ram. In the end your pc increases speed of 10 times or more. Right now you can only order it from Pluto but they do not shit to other planets as of yet, but they will as soon as they can lower the shipping costs. it is called a light bulb because it's spherical in shape and the "light" comes from the lightspeed architecture. They also have an item a step above whive they call a Fluorencent light. this uses some of the same technology only with a few differences that are very secret. This will speed your pc up by 1000 times.

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