My bad: calling the next door neighbor out with the word "n i g g e r" - GoFuckYourself.com

DomBuyer · 04-22-2005, 05:04 AM

Last night, the girl and I are watching a really cool movie called "Camp Hollywood" about the legendary Highland Hills motel at the foot of Hollywood Hills, and all the faded glory stars who live there.

Anyway, my girl looks out at the house next door, and there's a racoon looking right into our tv room. Little Cocksucker! Been tearing up our garbage for a few days now.

Of course, the wine was flowing and as a joke, I leaped up and put my head out the window and yelled at the racoon:

"You little n i g g e r. I'm gonnna rip your head off."

Then my girl, in that cool way she does, just quietly said:

"Um, did you forget that our neighbor is black."

Damn, I may have to move.

He's the sweetest guy, but he's a very large black man.

sonofsam · 04-22-2005, 05:07 AM

haha good story

edit: i think me and you are the only people alive on gfy right now

nico-t · 04-22-2005, 05:07 AM

DomBuyer · 04-22-2005, 05:14 AM

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 04-22-2005, 05:16 AM

OH NO!
That story is never going to be accepted by your neighbor. He is always going to think it is just some cover story you concocted after you realized what you yelled.
In addition, even if he did believe you were not yelling that at him . . . most black people don't really care "why" you were using the word. They just care that you use the word.

Please amend your will to leave all of your domains to me. You should do it fast because I'm not sure how long you might have.

rdunn404 · 04-22-2005, 05:19 AM

What now? Let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard pipe hittin niggas to go to work on the homes here wit a pair of pliers and a blow torch.....You here me talkin hill billy boy? I ain't thru wit you by damn sight, I'm gonna get medieval on your ass!

DomBuyer · 04-22-2005, 05:24 AM

I gave him some crunk juice and we made up:

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 04-22-2005, 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by rdunn404

What now? Let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard pipe hittin niggas to go to work on the homes here wit a pair of pliers and a blow torch.....You here me talkin hill billy boy? I ain't thru wit you by damn sight, I'm gonna get medieval on your ass!

I mean what now between me and you?

polish_aristocrat · 04-22-2005, 05:29 AM

.... or is he really transforming from the serious business man who posts only in domain threads and considers him above all the GFY crap, into someone who is addicted to this board and has to start new threads each day, about jeans, nigg3rs and hot babe pics?

Drake · 04-22-2005, 05:31 AM

"I was talking to a raccoon, I swear!"

DomBuyer · 04-22-2005, 05:35 AM

I think I actually said "nigga" not "nigg3r"

There's a difference, right?

polish_aristocrat · 04-22-2005, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by DomBuyer

DomBuyer · 04-22-2005, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

.... or is he really transforming from the serious business man who posts only in domain threads and considers him above all the GFY crap, into someone who is addicted to this board and has to start new threads each day, about jeans, nigg3rs and hot babe pics?

The more money I make, the more I regress into the 12 year old I really am.

Life goes better with money. :food-smil

chronic avenger · 04-22-2005, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by DomBuyer

I think I actually said "nigga" not "nigg3r"

There's a difference, right?

nope.. not if your white

DomBuyer · 04-22-2005, 05:48 AM

DomBuyer · 04-22-2005, 05:49 AM

nico-t · 04-22-2005, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by DomBuyer

classic

GoodStuff · 04-22-2005, 07:26 AM

I'm not sure calling it a "coon" would have been much better.

pradaboy · 04-22-2005, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by DomBuyer

your threads are getting better and better

"No seriously, I was talking to a raccoon!"

mardigras · 04-22-2005, 07:39 AM

Uhm, why would you call a racoon a ****** in the first place?

I would be more likely to have called him little fucker

BuggyG · 04-22-2005, 07:39 AM

bah.. should have just thrown something at it. Would have saved us all the trouble of reading the useless comments by mosts peopel here!

for example.. this one!

DomBuyer · 04-22-2005, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by BuggyG

bah.. should have just thrown something at it. Would have saved us all the trouble of reading the useless comments by mosts peopel here!

for example.. this one!

I threw an egg at it.

It just slurped it up after I missed him

Then I threw a rock, but the sentient creature in me hoped I would miss

Which I did.

Then my girl repositioned me on the couch and made me forget the whole thing.

04-22-2005, 05:04 AM	#1
DomBuyer Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Amalfi Coast Posts: 2,595	My bad: calling the next door neighbor out with the word "n i g g e r" Last night, the girl and I are watching a really cool movie called "Camp Hollywood" about the legendary Highland Hills motel at the foot of Hollywood Hills, and all the faded glory stars who live there. Anyway, my girl looks out at the house next door, and there's a racoon looking right into our tv room. Little Cocksucker! Been tearing up our garbage for a few days now. Of course, the wine was flowing and as a joke, I leaped up and put my head out the window and yelled at the racoon: "You little n i g g e r. I'm gonnna rip your head off." Then my girl, in that cool way she does, just quietly said: "Um, did you forget that our neighbor is black." Damn, I may have to move. He's the sweetest guy, but he's a very large black man.

04-22-2005, 05:07 AM	#2
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	haha good story edit: i think me and you are the only people alive on gfy right now __________________ I like turtles.

04-22-2005, 05:29 AM	#9
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	Someone hacked DomBuyers GFY account !!! .... or is he really transforming from the serious business man who posts only in domain threads and considers him above all the GFY crap, into someone who is addicted to this board and has to start new threads each day, about jeans, nigg3rs and hot babe pics? __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

04-22-2005, 07:39 AM	#20
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	Uhm, why would you call a racoon a ****** in the first place? I would be more likely to have called him little fucker __________________ .

04-22-2005, 05:07 AM	#3
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04-22-2005, 05:14 AM	#4
DomBuyer Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Amalfi Coast Posts: 2,595

04-22-2005, 05:16 AM	#5
Hey You . . . I Know You! Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,908	OH NO! That story is never going to be accepted by your neighbor. He is always going to think it is just some cover story you concocted after you realized what you yelled. In addition, even if he did believe you were not yelling that at him . . . most black people don't really care "why" you were using the word. They just care that you use the word. Please amend your will to leave all of your domains to me. You should do it fast because I'm not sure how long you might have.

04-22-2005, 05:19 AM	#6
rdunn404 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 999	What now? Let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard pipe hittin niggas to go to work on the homes here wit a pair of pliers and a blow torch.....You here me talkin hill billy boy? I ain't thru wit you by damn sight, I'm gonna get medieval on your ass!

04-22-2005, 05:24 AM	#7
DomBuyer Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Amalfi Coast Posts: 2,595	I gave him some crunk juice and we made up:

04-22-2005, 05:31 AM	#10
Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	"I was talking to a raccoon, I swear!"

04-22-2005, 05:35 AM	#11
DomBuyer Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Amalfi Coast Posts: 2,595	I think I actually said "nigga" not "nigg3r" There's a difference, right?

04-22-2005, 05:48 AM	#15
DomBuyer Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Amalfi Coast Posts: 2,595

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DomBuyer Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Amalfi Coast Posts: 2,595

04-22-2005, 07:26 AM	#18
GoodStuff Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 511	I'm not sure calling it a "coon" would have been much better.

04-22-2005, 07:39 AM	#21
BuggyG Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ottawa Posts: 4,179	bah.. should have just thrown something at it. Would have saved us all the trouble of reading the useless comments by mosts peopel here! for example.. this one!