My bad: calling the next door neighbor out with the word "n i g g e r"
 

Last night, the girl and I are watching a really cool movie called "Camp Hollywood" about the legendary Highland Hills motel at the foot of Hollywood Hills, and all the faded glory stars who live there.

Anyway, my girl looks out at the house next door, and there's a racoon looking right into our tv room. Little Cocksucker! Been tearing up our garbage for a few days now.

Of course, the wine was flowing and as a joke, I leaped up and put my head out the window and yelled at the racoon:

"You little n i g g e r. I'm gonnna rip your head off."

Then my girl, in that cool way she does, just quietly said:

"Um, did you forget that our neighbor is black."

Damn, I may have to move.

He's the sweetest guy, but he's a very large black man. :helpme

haha good story :)

edit: i think me and you are the only people alive on gfy right now

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OH NO!
That story is never going to be accepted by your neighbor. He is always going to think it is just some cover story you concocted after you realized what you yelled.
In addition, even if he did believe you were not yelling that at him . . . most black people don't really care "why" you were using the word. They just care that you use the word.

Please amend your will to leave all of your domains to me. You should do it fast because I'm not sure how long you might have.

What now? Let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard pipe hittin niggas to go to work on the homes here wit a pair of pliers and a blow torch.....You here me talkin hill billy boy? I ain't thru wit you by damn sight, I'm gonna get medieval on your ass!

I gave him some crunk juice and we made up:

http://image16.webshots.com/16/1/34/...4YGgIux_fs.jpg

I mean what now between me and you?

Someone hacked DomBuyers GFY account !!!
 

.... or is he really transforming from the serious business man who posts only in domain threads and considers him above all the GFY crap, into someone who is addicted to this board and has to start new threads each day, about jeans, nigg3rs and hot babe pics? :helpme



:winkwink:

:1orglaugh

"I was talking to a raccoon, I swear!"

I think I actually said "nigga" not "nigg3r"

There's a difference, right? :helpme

http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/kentis...cist-sheep.jpg

:1orglaugh

The more money I make, the more I regress into the 12 year old I really am.

Life goes better with money. :food-smil

nope.. not if your white

classic :1orglaugh

I'm not sure calling it a "coon" would have been much better.

:1orglaugh your threads are getting better and better

"No seriously, I was talking to a raccoon!"

Uhm, why would you call a racoon a ****** in the first place? :upsidedow

I would be more likely to have called him little fucker :1orglaugh

bah.. should have just thrown something at it. Would have saved us all the trouble of reading the useless comments by mosts peopel here!

for example.. this one! :thumbsup

I threw an egg at it.

It just slurped it up after I missed him :(

Then I threw a rock, but the sentient creature in me hoped I would miss :(

Which I did.

Then my girl repositioned me on the couch and made me forget the whole thing. :winkwink: