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01-11-2002, 08:58 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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A bar slut puked on my cat...
So last night I go to the local pub. I do my usual drinking while trying to figure out which bar slut I'm going to take home. After a few hours I find the slut for me. A cute little red head about 5' 4" with crazy hot green eyes. I buy her a few shots and then we head back to my house.
We are sitting on the side of the bed kissing and shit. You know the 1 minute of for play that is required to be nice. Kiss the neck, rub the snatch etc.. Repet, then stick it in.  All of a sudden she lurches back and pukes all over my cat that just happened to be sitting on the floor watching us. What a waste of booze. Poor cat. [This message has been edited by Flea@ (edited 01-11-2002).] |
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01-11-2002, 09:02 PM
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"Assassins"
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I be willing to bet this story is BS
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01-11-2002, 09:06 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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Earth. Happens every night.. Hell, as you read this there are most likely thousands of people going home with strangers for a roll. It's all about the gift of gab my friend. See the key is to always ask a woman questions and pretend to listen. Don't talk about yourself. Then you get the bling bling. Maybe when you get out of high school and your parents drop your cerfew you will experience it for your self.
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01-11-2002, 09:10 PM
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rockin tha trailerpark
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fuck that pretendin to listen shit...
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01-11-2002, 09:36 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Kansas
Posts: 3,560
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Redheads & cats don't mix. Eventually one of the pussies will get mad at the other & there will be a day of reckoning.
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01-11-2002, 09:39 PM
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Super Mario
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hey, flea@, can you icq me? 118359426.
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01-11-2002, 09:39 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: scottsdale
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Its true, you know
just stand there smiling the whole time...gold chains dont hurt either... Pr0 knows... |
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01-11-2002, 10:36 PM
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Old Timer
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Location: Indianapolis
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Wow flea, you sound like the kinda guy I'd want to date my sister...if I had one...
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01-11-2002, 11:51 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Chi-town
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Wait till a broad pukes in your mouth...
Yeeks! |
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