So last night I go to the local pub. I do my usual drinking while trying to figure out which bar slut I'm going to take home. After a few hours I find the slut for me. A cute little red head about 5' 4" with crazy hot green eyes. I buy her a few shots and then we head back to my house.
We are sitting on the side of the bed kissing and shit. You know the 1 minute of for play that is required to be nice. Kiss the neck, rub the snatch etc.. Repet, then stick it in.
All of a sudden she lurches back and pukes all over my cat that just happened to be sitting on the floor watching us.
What a waste of booze.
Poor cat.
[This message has been edited by Flea@ (edited 01-11-2002).]