A bar slut puked on my cat...
 

So last night I go to the local pub. I do my usual drinking while trying to figure out which bar slut I'm going to take home. After a few hours I find the slut for me. A cute little red head about 5' 4" with crazy hot green eyes. I buy her a few shots and then we head back to my house.

We are sitting on the side of the bed kissing and shit. You know the 1 minute of for play that is required to be nice. Kiss the neck, rub the snatch etc.. Repet, then stick it in. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

All of a sudden she lurches back and pukes all over my cat that just happened to be sitting on the floor watching us.

What a waste of booze.

Poor cat.

[This message has been edited by Flea@ (edited 01-11-2002).]

I be willing to bet this story is BS http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif If not please tell where you live where girls come home with strangers after just giving them a few shots http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

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Earth. Happens every night.. Hell, as you read this there are most likely thousands of people going home with strangers for a roll. It's all about the gift of gab my friend. See the key is to always ask a woman questions and pretend to listen. Don't talk about yourself. Then you get the bling bling. Maybe when you get out of high school and your parents drop your cerfew you will experience it for your self. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

fuck that pretendin to listen shit...

Redheads & cats don't mix. Eventually one of the pussies will get mad at the other & there will be a day of reckoning.

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hey, flea@, can you icq me? 118359426. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

Its true, you know

just stand there smiling the whole time...gold chains dont hurt either...

Pr0 knows...

Wow flea, you sound like the kinda guy I'd want to date my sister...if I had one...

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