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SplitInfinity · 04-19-2005, 01:37 AM

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abyss_al · 04-19-2005, 01:39 AM

that's awsome... nice creative approach

BRISK · 04-19-2005, 01:40 AM

Grandeur

baddog · 04-19-2005, 01:42 AM

I thought Delusion of Granjure was a new rock band

bhutocracy · 04-19-2005, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I thought Delusion of Granjure was a new rock band

hehe, well at least the delusion bit fits.

baddog · 04-19-2005, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bhutocracy

hehe, well at least the delusion bit fits.

yes 8

SplitInfinity · 04-19-2005, 01:54 AM

LOL, I hosed the spelling of that one. LOL

Hmmm..... lets do this one then....

SplitInfinity · 04-19-2005, 08:55 AM

What? No one likes the maze?
I had a hard time getting though it with a pen. :-)

SplitInfinity · 04-19-2005, 10:48 AM

Bump for a fun thread. Post your fun stuff.

04-19-2005, 01:37 AM	#1
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047	Delusion of Granjure, but really true. :-) I kinda love myself right now, so I'll share..... Our hosting is healthy for you! Our hosting uses no artificial flavors, colors, additives, or preservatives. Our servers are naturally low in sodium, and cholesterol free. * Our server's patented non-stick coating is guaranteed for the life of the site. * Our hosting doesn't just cover up odors, it stops them at the source! * Our support is completely colorsafe for all fabrics. * Our server's patented "Gripper Lock®" seal guarantees freshness. * Our support's pages are perforated for easy removal. * Our pile of old retired motherboards degrades naturally in America's landfills. * Our network uses only fresh ingredients, never frozen. * Our techs stay crispy in milk! * Our site reduces static cling by 50%! * With our hosting you can choose paper or plastic. * Our site freshens breath without that mediciney aftertaste. * No SplitInfinity salesman will ever call on you at home. * Our support staff doesn't leave that flaky white stuff on your clothes. * No animals are needlessly maimed during the assembly of our servers. * Four out of five dentists surveyed recommend our hosting to their patients that chew gum. * Our server's patented "Be-Dri®" lining keeps moisture away from baby's tender skin. * Our CEO buys in bulk and passes the savings along to you. * In all the years our hosting has been here (since 1994), we've never once incorrectly predicted the outcome of a Major League Baseball game. * Nine out of ten doctors, asked if stranded on a desert island, what host would they hope their site is with, replied "SplitInfinity" Nine out of ten doctors, actually stranded on a desert island, could not be reached for comment. Here are some real comments we made up to bolster our opinion of how good a hosting company we have: Bogul S. Purvy says: "After perusing the site, I was able to recall that in a previous life I was illiterate, and reminisce fondly." Fogarty Weffing opines: "SplitInfinity hosting makes even canned meat products palatable!" Mary Doke writes: "Their hosting has that full, rich aroma I'd normally expect to pay more for." Jared Oopf tells us: "I found my wife on a SplitInfinity Dedicated Server in the public_html directory. I don't know what she was doing there--I thought she was at work!" AIM: NJesterIII ICQ: 64791506

04-19-2005, 01:39 AM	#2
abyss_al LOOKING FOR TRADES Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 15,605	that's awsome... nice creative approach __________________ EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com \| ICQ: 311329761 \| SKYPE: abyss.al \| AIM: xABYSSxALx

04-19-2005, 01:40 AM	#3
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	Grandeur __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

04-19-2005, 01:54 AM	#7
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047	LOL, I hosed the spelling of that one. LOL Hmmm..... lets do this one then.... Last edited by SplitInfinity; 04-19-2005 at 01:56 AM..

04-19-2005, 01:42 AM	#4
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	I thought Delusion of Granjure was a new rock band

04-19-2005, 08:55 AM	#8
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047	What? No one likes the maze? I had a hard time getting though it with a pen. :-)

04-19-2005, 10:48 AM	#9
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047	Bump for a fun thread. Post your fun stuff.