Delusion of Granjure, but really true. :-)
 

I kinda love myself right now, so I'll share..... Our hosting is healthy for you!

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that's awsome... nice creative approach :thumbsup

I thought Delusion of Granjure was a new rock band

hehe, well at least the delusion bit fits.

yes 8

LOL, I hosed the spelling of that one. LOL

Hmmm..... lets do this one then....


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What? No one likes the maze?
I had a hard time getting though it with a pen. :-)

Bump for a fun thread. Post your fun stuff.