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Old 04-19-2005, 12:24 AM   #1
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God damn SPIDERS!!!! They are everywhere !!!

It's spring time and spiders are hatching like MAD in my house. I have been running around all day with a can of spray and a broom stick killing them off one by one. Little white cock suckers everywhere repelling down the ceiling onto my desks, crawling down walls, on my furniture... The fuckers.

I do not kill anything outside on purpose. I feel the world belongs to them just as much as it does me. But when it's in MY house... it's on. It's spider hunting season.
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Old 04-19-2005, 12:30 AM   #2
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Old 04-19-2005, 12:31 AM   #3
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i have the same problem....

*&$#@ spiders
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Old 04-19-2005, 12:31 AM   #4
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It's spring time and spiders are hatching like MAD in my house. I have been running around all day with a can of spray and a broom stick killing them off one by one. Little white cock suckers everywhere repelling down the ceiling onto my desks, crawling down walls, on my furniture... The fuckers.

I do not kill anything outside on purpose. I feel the world belongs to them just as much as it does me. But when it's in MY house... it's on. It's spider hunting season.
kill them with a shotgun, you gonna let them disrespect you in your own house??


haha your wife comes home "what happened?" ... "nothing... just proving to someone on the internet that i'm a man"

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Old 04-19-2005, 12:32 AM   #5
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It's spring time and spiders are hatching like MAD in my house. I have been running around all day with a can of spray and a broom stick killing them off one by one. Little white cock suckers everywhere repelling down the ceiling onto my desks, crawling down walls, on my furniture... The fuckers.

I do not kill anything outside on purpose. I feel the world belongs to them just as much as it does me. But when it's in MY house... it's on. It's spider hunting season.
I have not killed a spider in over 10 years we have a truce now.
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Old 04-19-2005, 12:33 AM   #6
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I have not killed a spider in over 10 years we have a truce now.
Traitor!!!
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Old 04-19-2005, 12:35 AM   #7
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Old 04-19-2005, 12:35 AM   #8
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I wouldnt kill spiders if i wear you....they are good luck....it means wealth on your way ...just cature and lets go in your back yard....
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Old 04-19-2005, 12:41 AM   #11
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what kind of spider is that ?
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Old 04-19-2005, 12:45 AM   #12
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kill them with a shotgun, you gonna let them disrespect you in your own house??


haha your wife comes home "what happened?" ... "nothing... just proving to someone on the internet that i'm a man"

That would be some funny shit. I wouldn't have any walls left.
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Old 04-19-2005, 12:47 AM   #13
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I wouldnt kill spiders if i wear you....they are good luck....it means wealth on your way ...just cature and lets go in your back yard....
Just one spider... I can do that.

But I'm talking 100's of those creepy bastards. It's a full scale attack. Happens every spring.
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Old 04-19-2005, 12:49 AM   #14
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Just one spider... I can do that.

But I'm talking 100's of those creepy bastards. It's a full scale attack. Happens every spring.
call an exterminator...

have you seen the movie arachnophobia?
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Old 04-19-2005, 01:35 AM   #15
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what kind of spider is that ?
It is called "photoshopus fakeus". Very rare species.
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It is called "photoshopus fakeus". Very rare species.
very rare and deadly
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Old 04-19-2005, 01:37 AM   #17
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Just one spider... I can do that.

But I'm talking 100's of those creepy bastards. It's a full scale attack. Happens every spring.
Damn, i would hate that in here. I go crazy when i see one of the big fuckers...
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Old 04-19-2005, 01:41 AM   #18
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It is called "photoshopus fakeus". Very rare species.
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Old 04-19-2005, 01:45 AM   #19
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Old 04-19-2005, 01:52 AM   #20
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i hate the fuckin spyders since when i was a child.some kind of spyder bit me in the hand and i couldn't move it for about a year
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