Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

It's spring time and spiders are hatching like MAD in my house. I have been running around all day with a can of spray and a broom stick killing them off one by one. Little white cock suckers everywhere repelling down the ceiling onto my desks, crawling down walls, on my furniture... The fuckers.

I do not kill anything outside on purpose. I feel the world belongs to them just as much as it does me. But when it's in MY house... it's on. It's spider hunting season.