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DWB 04-19-2005 12:24 AM

God damn SPIDERS!!!! They are everywhere !!!
 
It's spring time and spiders are hatching like MAD in my house. I have been running around all day with a can of spray and a broom stick killing them off one by one. Little white cock suckers everywhere repelling down the ceiling onto my desks, crawling down walls, on my furniture... The fuckers.

I do not kill anything outside on purpose. I feel the world belongs to them just as much as it does me. But when it's in MY house... it's on. It's spider hunting season. :ak47: :BangBang:

sonofsam 04-19-2005 12:30 AM

http://mk37.image.pbase.com/u11/htsu...6.1075crop.jpg

creepy shit!

LaceyLace 04-19-2005 12:31 AM

i have the same problem....

*&$#@ spiders

sonofsam 04-19-2005 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
It's spring time and spiders are hatching like MAD in my house. I have been running around all day with a can of spray and a broom stick killing them off one by one. Little white cock suckers everywhere repelling down the ceiling onto my desks, crawling down walls, on my furniture... The fuckers.

I do not kill anything outside on purpose. I feel the world belongs to them just as much as it does me. But when it's in MY house... it's on. It's spider hunting season. :ak47: :BangBang:

kill them with a shotgun, you gonna let them disrespect you in your own house??


haha your wife comes home "what happened?" ... "nothing... just proving to someone on the internet that i'm a man"

:1orglaugh

xxxice 04-19-2005 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
It's spring time and spiders are hatching like MAD in my house. I have been running around all day with a can of spray and a broom stick killing them off one by one. Little white cock suckers everywhere repelling down the ceiling onto my desks, crawling down walls, on my furniture... The fuckers.

I do not kill anything outside on purpose. I feel the world belongs to them just as much as it does me. But when it's in MY house... it's on. It's spider hunting season. :ak47: :BangBang:

I have not killed a spider in over 10 years we have a truce now.

sonofsam 04-19-2005 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vanderweb
I have not killed a spider in over 10 years we have a truce now.

Traitor!!!

xclusive 04-19-2005 12:35 AM

I am with you outside I am at peace inside don't fuck with me

WWC 04-19-2005 12:35 AM

I wouldnt kill spiders if i wear you....they are good luck....it means wealth on your way ...just cature and lets go in your back yard....

Voodoo 04-19-2005 12:35 AM

http://www.tonystuff.co.uk/images/8legs2.jpg

gangbangjoe 04-19-2005 12:38 AM

http://www.mamazboy.com/blog/IraqSpider-thumb.jpg

xxxice 04-19-2005 12:41 AM

what kind of spider is that ?

DWB 04-19-2005 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
kill them with a shotgun, you gonna let them disrespect you in your own house??


haha your wife comes home "what happened?" ... "nothing... just proving to someone on the internet that i'm a man"

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh That would be some funny shit. I wouldn't have any walls left.

DWB 04-19-2005 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultLoungeRaffi
I wouldnt kill spiders if i wear you....they are good luck....it means wealth on your way ...just cature and lets go in your back yard....

Just one spider... I can do that.

But I'm talking 100's of those creepy bastards. It's a full scale attack. Happens every spring. :Oh crap

sonofsam 04-19-2005 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
Just one spider... I can do that.

But I'm talking 100's of those creepy bastards. It's a full scale attack. Happens every spring. :Oh crap

call an exterminator...

have you seen the movie arachnophobia?

SomeCreep 04-19-2005 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vanderweb
what kind of spider is that ?

It is called "photoshopus fakeus". Very rare species.

sonofsam 04-19-2005 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep
It is called "photoshopus fakeus". Very rare species.

very rare and deadly :1orglaugh

Scott McD 04-19-2005 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
Just one spider... I can do that.

But I'm talking 100's of those creepy bastards. It's a full scale attack. Happens every spring. :Oh crap

Damn, i would hate that in here. I go crazy when i see one of the big fuckers... :helpme

LaceyLace 04-19-2005 01:41 AM

Quote:

It is called "photoshopus fakeus". Very rare species.
.... keeling over laughing :1orglaugh

KRL 04-19-2005 01:45 AM

http://abel.math.harvard.edu/~knill/...ain/spider.gif

:1orglaugh

Ogix 04-19-2005 01:52 AM

i hate the fuckin spyders since when i was a child.some kind of spyder bit me in the hand and i couldn't move it for about a year :(


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