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Old 01-08-2002, 11:59 AM   #1
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What wakes you up in the morning?

I either get the sweet sounds of the landscapers chewing up the grass with power tools, or in this morning's case... the garbage men slamming dumpsters down.

Music would be better.
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Old 01-08-2002, 12:01 PM   #2
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The terrible and uncontrolable desire to check stats and make sure servers are running.
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Old 01-08-2002, 12:05 PM   #3
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My Dog Leting Me Know I Had a Sale
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Old 01-08-2002, 12:05 PM   #4
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A nice fat line of blow!

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Old 01-08-2002, 12:05 PM   #5
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The terrible and uncontrolable desire to check stats and make sure servers are running.
You too eh..

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Old 01-08-2002, 12:08 PM   #6
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I wake up to the sound of my cock in my gurlz mouth.

Its so relaxing
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Old 01-08-2002, 12:12 PM   #7
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No fuckin' alarm clock wakes me up, that's for sure.
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Old 01-08-2002, 12:12 PM   #8
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I wake up to the sound of my cock in my gurlz mouth.
That makes a sound?

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Old 01-08-2002, 12:14 PM   #9
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yeah, in Pr0s Case It Sounds Like "Where Is It?"

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I wake up to the sound of my cock in my gurlz mouth.
That makes a sound?

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Old 01-08-2002, 12:16 PM   #10
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Old 01-08-2002, 12:18 PM   #11
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morning? i wake up at noon
hehe... well, I use the term "morning" very loosely...

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Old 01-08-2002, 12:19 PM   #12
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Keep talkin shit r3k, i'll have a herpies slut come over & slobb on your toothbrush.


Amputate...yes...a good BJ always has that great squishy sound
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Old 01-08-2002, 12:23 PM   #13
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hehe, Damn I Thought It Was a Cold Sore..


(Can Any One Help Me! I Cant Stop Capitalizing Every Word!!! AHHH)
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Old 01-08-2002, 12:26 PM   #14
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Two cups of strong coffee to kickstart my heart and then upstairs for a smoke to get my lungs working.

This handy routine has kept me alive for years *cough*
But there are some dark days when this dustbin wagon comes down our street street with a recorded message saying "#~This%vehicle£>is^reversing~" over and over again so I just stay in bed.
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Old 01-08-2002, 12:26 PM   #15
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I"ts none of your goddamn bizzniss what wakes me up,and besides...i wake up in afternoon!!!!!
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Old 01-08-2002, 12:29 PM   #16
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Didn't I bitch at you once a long time ago for that...?

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Old 01-08-2002, 12:40 PM   #17
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Nope I Dont Think So, But I Wouldnt Have Payed Attention If You Had ;-))
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Old 01-08-2002, 01:09 PM   #18
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its my ars remote making these bling bling noises every fucking hour
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Old 01-08-2002, 01:18 PM   #19
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I went to college with a guy that had that exact same problem....

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Old 01-08-2002, 01:56 PM   #20
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Some hungry feeling which I took with me into bed...

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Old 01-08-2002, 02:06 PM   #21
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I wake up to the sound of my cock in my gurlz mouth.

Its so relaxing


Lemme introduce the "gurlz" doll.

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Old 01-08-2002, 03:55 PM   #23
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I"ts none of your goddamn bizzniss what wakes me up,and besides...i wake up in afternoon!!!!!
Boy aren't we crabby?
Who pissed in your cornflakes?



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Lemme introduce the "gurlz" doll.

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But dose it talk to you and expect coffee afterwards.
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Old 01-08-2002, 04:18 PM   #25
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Amputate...yes...a good BJ always has that great squishy sound
Great, now I sould like oral sex. You sons-a-bitches.



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Old 01-08-2002, 04:30 PM   #26
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Old 01-08-2002, 05:03 PM   #29
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The terrible and uncontrolable desire to check stats and make sure servers are running.
werd ... I sleep through my alarm clock but as soon as I'm worried about my shit I'm out of bed like a bolt of lightning
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