What wakes you up in the morning?
 

I either get the sweet sounds of the landscapers chewing up the grass with power tools, or in this morning's case... the garbage men slamming dumpsters down.

Music would be better.

The terrible and uncontrolable desire to check stats and make sure servers are running.

My Dog Leting Me Know I Had a Sale http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

A nice fat line of blow!

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You too eh..

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I wake up to the sound of my cock in my gurlz mouth.

Its so relaxing http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

No fuckin' alarm clock wakes me up, that's for sure. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

That makes a sound?

yeah, in Pr0s Case It Sounds Like "Where Is It?"

morning? i wake up at noon

hehe... well, I use the term "morning" very loosely... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Keep talkin shit r3k, i'll have a herpies slut come over & slobb on your toothbrush.


Amputate...yes...a good BJ always has that great squishy sound http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

hehe, Damn I Thought It Was a Cold Sore..


(Can Any One Help Me! I Cant Stop Capitalizing Every Word!!! AHHH)

Two cups of strong coffee to kickstart my heart and then upstairs for a smoke to get my lungs working.

This handy routine has kept me alive for years *cough*
But there are some dark days when this dustbin wagon comes down our street street with a recorded message saying "#~This%vehicle£>is^reversing~" over and over again so I just stay in bed.

I"ts none of your goddamn bizzniss what wakes me up,and besides...i wake up in afternoon!!!!!

Didn't I bitch at you once a long time ago for that...? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Nope I Dont Think So, But I Wouldnt Have Payed Attention If You Had ;-))

its my ars remote making these bling bling noises every fucking hour http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

I went to college with a guy that had that exact same problem.... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Some hungry feeling which I took with me into bed...

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Coffeeee

The need for coffeeeee
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But dose it talk to you and expect coffee afterwards.

Great, now I sould like oral sex. You sons-a-bitches.



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Beer & Bongs thats what I wake upto and go to sleep too aswell

That must really kick start your morning shit! hahahahaha

Withdrawal, baby! I gots to get my caffeine, nicotine and stats fix or I'll explode.

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werd ... I sleep through my alarm clock but as soon as I'm worried about my shit I'm out of bed like a bolt of lightning