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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    What wakes you up in the morning?

    I either get the sweet sounds of the landscapers chewing up the grass with power tools, or in this morning's case... the garbage men slamming dumpsters down.

    Music would be better.
    SIG TOO BIG
  • [Labret]
    Registered User
    • May 2001
    • 10945

    #2

    The terrible and uncontrolable desire to check stats and make sure servers are running.

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    • ^R3K^
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2001
      • 2815

      #3
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      • eRock
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        • Apr 2001
        • 3112

        #4
        A nice fat line of blow!

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        • Martin
          "Assassins"
          • Dec 2001
          • 17274

          #5
          Originally posted by [Labret]:

          The terrible and uncontrolable desire to check stats and make sure servers are running.
          You too eh..

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          • pr0
            rockin tha trailerpark
            • May 2001
            • 23088

            #6
            I wake up to the sound of my cock in my gurlz mouth.

            Its so relaxing
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            • shunga
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              • Apr 2001
              • 994

              #7
              No fuckin' alarm clock wakes me up, that's for sure.
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              • Amputate Your Head
                There can be only one
                • Aug 2001
                • 39075

                #8
                Originally posted by pr0:
                I wake up to the sound of my cock in my gurlz mouth.
                That makes a sound?

                SIG TOO BIG

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                • ^R3K^
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2001
                  • 2815

                  #9
                  yeah, in Pr0s Case It Sounds Like "Where Is It?"

                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
                  Originally posted by pr0:
                  I wake up to the sound of my cock in my gurlz mouth.
                  That makes a sound?

                  no business like ho business

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                  • BabeHunter
                    Webmaster
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 4063

                    #10
                    morning? i wake up at noon
                    Yep

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                    • Amputate Your Head
                      There can be only one
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 39075

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BabeHunter:
                      morning? i wake up at noon
                      hehe... well, I use the term "morning" very loosely...

                      SIG TOO BIG

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                      • pr0
                        rockin tha trailerpark
                        • May 2001
                        • 23088

                        #12
                        Keep talkin shit r3k, i'll have a herpies slut come over & slobb on your toothbrush.


                        Amputate...yes...a good BJ always has that great squishy sound
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                        • ^R3K^
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2001
                          • 2815

                          #13
                          hehe, Damn I Thought It Was a Cold Sore..


                          (Can Any One Help Me! I Cant Stop Capitalizing Every Word!!! AHHH)
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                          • pornjacker
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2001
                            • 140

                            #14
                            Two cups of strong coffee to kickstart my heart and then upstairs for a smoke to get my lungs working.

                            This handy routine has kept me alive for years *cough*
                            But there are some dark days when this dustbin wagon comes down our street street with a recorded message saying "#~This%vehicle£>is^reversing~" over and over again so I just stay in bed.

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                            • dadypop666
                              Registered User
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 12

                              #15
                              I"ts none of your goddamn bizzniss what wakes me up,and besides...i wake up in afternoon!!!!!

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                              • Amputate Your Head
                                There can be only one
                                • Aug 2001
                                • 39075

                                #16
                                Originally posted by ^R3K^:
                                (Can Any One Help Me! I Cant Stop Capitalizing Every Word!!! AHHH)
                                Didn't I bitch at you once a long time ago for that...?

                                SIG TOO BIG

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                                • ^R3K^
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2001
                                  • 2815

                                  #17
                                  Nope I Dont Think So, But I Wouldnt Have Payed Attention If You Had ;-))
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                                  • Trax
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                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 14486

                                    #18
                                    its my ars remote making these bling bling noises every fucking hour

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                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                      There can be only one
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 39075

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by ^R3K^:
                                      (Can Any One Help Me! I Cant Stop Capitalizing Every Word!!! AHHH)
                                      I went to college with a guy that had that exact same problem....

                                      SIG TOO BIG

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                                      • Mango
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2001
                                        • 474

                                        #20
                                        Some hungry feeling which I took with me into bed...

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                                        • [Labret]
                                          Registered User
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 10945

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by pr0:
                                          I wake up to the sound of my cock in my gurlz mouth.

                                          Its so relaxing


                                          Lemme introduce the "gurlz" doll.

                                          [This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 01-08-2002).]

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                                          • CDSmith
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                                            • May 2001
                                            • 51460

                                            #22
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                                            • Blondy
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                                              • Jun 2001
                                              • 731

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by dadypop666:
                                              I"ts none of your goddamn bizzniss what wakes me up,and besides...i wake up in afternoon!!!!!
                                              Boy aren't we crabby?
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                                              • Bake
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                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 5915

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by [Labret]:


                                                Lemme introduce the "gurlz" doll.

                                                [This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 01-08-2002).]
                                                But dose it talk to you and expect coffee afterwards.
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                                                • Squishy
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                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 1809

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by pr0:
                                                  Amputate...yes...a good BJ always has that great squishy sound
                                                  Great, now I sould like oral sex. You sons-a-bitches.



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                                                  • Aussie Rebel
                                                    Blow Me U Geeks
                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                    • 5108

                                                    #26
                                                    Beer & Bongs thats what I wake upto and go to sleep too aswell

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                                                    • BV
                                                      wtf
                                                      • Sep 2001
                                                      • 10914

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by eRock:
                                                      A nice fat line of blow!

                                                      jk
                                                      That must really kick start your morning shit! hahahahaha

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                                                      • theWatsonian
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                        • 1737

                                                        #28
                                                        Withdrawal, baby! I gots to get my caffeine, nicotine and stats fix or I'll explode.

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                                                        • TaDoW
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                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                          • 3875

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by [Labret]:

                                                          The terrible and uncontrolable desire to check stats and make sure servers are running.
                                                          werd ... I sleep through my alarm clock but as soon as I'm worried about my shit I'm out of bed like a bolt of lightning
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