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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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There can be only one
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What wakes you up in the morning?
I either get the sweet sounds of the landscapers chewing up the grass with power tools, or in this morning's case... the garbage men slamming dumpsters down.
Music would be better. |
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The terrible and uncontrolable desire to check stats and make sure servers are running. |
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Location: North Carolina
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My Dog Leting Me Know I Had a Sale
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A nice fat line of blow!
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"Assassins"
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rockin tha trailerpark
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I wake up to the sound of my cock in my gurlz mouth.
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#7 |
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No fuckin' alarm clock wakes me up, that's for sure.
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yeah, in Pr0s Case It Sounds Like "Where Is It?"
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Webmaster
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morning? i wake up at noon
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rockin tha trailerpark
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Keep talkin shit r3k, i'll have a herpies slut come over & slobb on your toothbrush.
Amputate...yes...a good BJ always has that great squishy sound ![]() |
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hehe, Damn I Thought It Was a Cold Sore..
(Can Any One Help Me! I Cant Stop Capitalizing Every Word!!! AHHH) |
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: UK
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Two cups of strong coffee to kickstart my heart and then upstairs for a smoke to get my lungs working.
This handy routine has kept me alive for years *cough* But there are some dark days when this dustbin wagon comes down our street street with a recorded message saying "#~This%vehicle£>is^reversing~" over and over again so I just stay in bed. |
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I"ts none of your goddamn bizzniss what wakes me up,and besides...i wake up in afternoon!!!!!
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Nope I Dont Think So, But I Wouldnt Have Payed Attention If You Had ;-))
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its my ars remote making these bling bling noises every fucking hour
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![]() Lemme introduce the "gurlz" doll. [This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 01-08-2002).] |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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------------------ The U.S. total prisoner incidence is 699 per 100,000 population. In China it is 103 per 100,000, in Europe on average it is less than 100. We have more prisoners in jails for drug-related crime than all Europe for all crimes combined, and they have 100 million more citizens. www.norml.org |
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Blow Me U Geeks
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Beer & Bongs thats what I wake upto and go to sleep too aswell
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wtf
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Withdrawal, baby! I gots to get my caffeine, nicotine and stats fix or I'll explode.
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