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Rochard · 04-13-2005, 10:28 PM

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

My Fellow Americans:
As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is now complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short.
The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world?s nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations?. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
China.

To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA
treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won?t forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.

God bless America.
Thank you and good night.

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
Thank a soldier.

KRL · 04-13-2005, 10:29 PM

nmcog · 04-13-2005, 10:30 PM

mmmmmmmm

BradM · 04-13-2005, 10:32 PM

Exactly. The slaughter of countless innocents saved America. You heard it here first folks.

theking · 04-13-2005, 10:32 PM

Humourous but alot of truth in it.

dropped9 · 04-13-2005, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by RocHard

You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

That line got me lmfaoooooooooo

rickholio · 04-13-2005, 10:50 PM

Ah, if only NAFTA could be torn up. Canada would be far ahead of the game.

IMO Canada should unilaterally terminate that agreement. The US has extreme difficulties in playing by the rules of any treaty or organization* they're signatory to... why should we?

(* A partial but by no means exhaustive list of treaties and/or organizations who's rulings have been violated or ignored: NAFTA, WTO, the Geneva Conventions, International Land Mind Treaty, Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty...)

BradM · 04-13-2005, 10:52 PM

Edit: Fuckit

rickholio · 04-13-2005, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by rickholio

... International Land Mind Treaty...

Doh.

-Mind +Mine

cambaby · 04-13-2005, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Exactly. The slaughter of countless innocents saved America. You heard it here first folks.

Hey we just putting them out of the misery of purchasing your product.

Michael O · 04-13-2005, 11:02 PM

Wow could be one of the most ignorant things I ever read on GFY and that says a lot.

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Originally Posted by RocHard

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is now complete.

Probably the most worst solution. Iraq would become the new Afghanistan.
If you want to increase terrorism in the world this would be the best way to do it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

Yeah no help stopping an Ebola out break in Congo cause diseases from Africa could never spread to the US. Thank God for that imagine if that nasty AIDS thing became a world epidemic.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations?. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Maybe you should read up on why suicide bombers are willing to sacrifice their lives. Don´t think the threat of hunting them down and killing them after they blew themselves up will help much.

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Originally Posted by RocHard

To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

The US wants a strong Israel to attempt to get some balance in the Middle East don´t be mistaken about that. If there were no Israel who would be the most hated nation in the Middle East? I´ll give you a clue, 3 letters starts with an U ends with an A.

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Originally Posted by RocHard

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

Happens all over the world with embassy cars get over it.
Its a perk of being a diplomat last count in my country it was almost half the embassys having unpaid parking tickets

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Originally Posted by RocHard

Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.

Good move The US don´t need the cheap labor or the exploitation of immigrants anyways.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won?t forget.

When was the last time the US did something in the world they wouldn´t benefit from themselves? Eliminate hunger in America is easy just need the right people in charge. I live in a country that are in the top 5 when it comes to giving out foreign aid if you compare the GNP to aid given.

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Originally Posted by RocHard

It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America.

DON´T fuck with the World Cup.

Rochard · 04-13-2005, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

Wow could be one of the most ignorant things I ever read on GFY and that says a lot.

Probably the most worst solution. Iraq would become the new Afghanistan.
If you want to increase terrorism in the world this would be the best way to do it.

Yeah no help stopping an Ebola out break in Congo cause diseases from Africa could never spread to the US. Thank God for that imagine if that nasty AIDS thing became a world epidemic.

Maybe you should read up on why suicide bombers are willing to sacrifice their lives. Don´t think the threat of hunting them down and killing them after they blew themselves up will help much.

The US wants a strong Israel to attempt to get some balance in the Middle East don´t be mistaken about that. If there were no Israel who would be the most hated nation in the Middle East? I´ll give you a clue, 3 letters starts with an U ends with an A.

Happens all over the world with embassy cars get over it.
Its a perk of being a diplomat last count in my country it was almost half the embassys having unpaid parking tickets

Good move The US don´t need the cheap labor or the exploitation of immigrants anyways.

When was the last time the US did something in the world they wouldn´t benefit from themselves? Eliminate hunger in America is easy just need the right people in charge. I live in a country that are in the top 5 when it comes to giving out foreign aid if you compare the GNP to aid given.

DON´T fuck with the World Cup.

Someone needs a sense of humor!

BRISK · 04-13-2005, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by RocHard

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

US foreign aid isn't that much, I think it's around $16 billion a year. I think the total cost of the war in Iraq so far is about 10 times that.

rickholio · 04-13-2005, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

The US wants a strong Israel to attempt to get some balance in the Middle East don´t be mistaken about that. If there were no Israel who would be the most hated nation in the Middle East? I´ll give you a clue, 3 letters starts with an U ends with an A.

There's a solid case to be made that enduring support given to the zionists is the primary cause of disdain towards the US prior to this bush administration. Even Bin Laden has gone on the record saying that US support for Israel was his original motivation (although I suspect it was also partly due to feeling betrayed by the country that, after pledging undying support during the afghan campaign prompty told him to piss up a rope regarding Kasmir. He didn't seem to have a problem with US tanks in the Holy Land until that point, to my recollection.)

Paul Markham · 04-13-2005, 11:14 PM

Rochard, I'm assuming that was a joke.

If not.

For a country trillions of dollars in debt, the US does not have the power to say those things. When you borrow at the rate the US does you don't own your own balls. They belong to someone else.

cambaby · 04-13-2005, 11:14 PM

Non-Americans please STFU kthx

Michael O · 04-13-2005, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

Someone needs a sense of humor!

Just got out of bed its 8 am maybe I should wake up before I start posting

skinnay · 04-13-2005, 11:16 PM

it would be nice if bush was shot in the face and couldnt make the speech

cambaby · 04-13-2005, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by skinnay

it would be nice if bush was shot in the face and couldnt make the speech

Damn them arabs missed you last time they were in NYC

rickholio · 04-13-2005, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BRISK

US foreign aid isn't that much, I think it's around $16 billion a year. I think the total cost of the war in Iraq so far is about 10 times that.

Last chart I saw put it at around $22.5Bil, of which around $6bil went directly to israel (roughly 30% of all US governmental foreign aid goes to israel).

skinnay · 04-13-2005, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by cambaby

Damn them arabs missed you last time they were in NYC

that joke gets funnier every single time...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-13-2005, 11:26 PM

Nice rant.

You lost me after "Wish Bush had the balls".

Well, good try, and keep taking the meds.

ADG Webmaster

BRISK · 04-13-2005, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by rickholio

Last chart I saw put it at around $22.5Bil, of which around $6bil went directly to israel (roughly 30% of all US governmental foreign aid goes to israel).

That's only recently because now Iraq is getting over $18 billion a year in aid, where before they got none.

I think before the Iraq war, US foreign aid was about $9.5 billion/year

nmcog · 04-13-2005, 11:37 PM

What makes you think this is a joke?
Any Bush supporter would agree 100% with it.

BRISK · 04-13-2005, 11:39 PM

oops, I meant, I think it was $16 billion before the war. now the us is tossing like $18 billion at Iraq for development and repairs. It will probably come back down in a few years.

TheDoc · 04-13-2005, 11:50 PM

Rings true..

Is it me or do people seem to be getting upset? Did I miss some something?

fris · 04-14-2005, 12:07 AM

bush is an assclown, he doesnt know how to speak a single clear speech. most of americans are drop outs. and dont have a clue where germany is on the map. bunch of idiots. monkeys all of them.

wargames · 04-14-2005, 12:07 AM

Funny and yet so true. :D

cambaby · 04-14-2005, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

bush is an assclown, he doesnt know how to speak a single clear speech. most of americans are drop outs. and dont have a clue where germany is on the map. bunch of idiots. monkeys all of them.

Sure we do. Germany is right next to that shithole France.

JFK · 04-14-2005, 01:13 AM

"A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change."

OK.............OK........... We get the hint

GotGauge · 04-14-2005, 01:36 AM

Richard for Prez!!!!!

SilverTab · 04-14-2005, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.

So to sum it up: "Agree with us or drop dead" ??

LOL you wish...

Rochard · 04-14-2005, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by cambaby

Sure we do. Germany is right next to that shithole France.

Kicker · 04-14-2005, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by KRL

Screaming · 04-14-2005, 11:28 AM

well for the most part i would love to see that happen too

04-13-2005, 10:28 PM	#1
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,324	Wish Bush had the balls to say..... WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is now complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world?s nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France. In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations?. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China. To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis. I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York. A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin." Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won?t forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead. God bless America. Thank you and good night. If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, Thank a soldier. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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