Wow could be one of the most ignorant things I ever read on GFY and that says a lot.
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Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is now complete.
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Probably the most worst solution. Iraq would become the new Afghanistan.
If you want to increase terrorism in the world this would be the best way to do it.
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Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
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Yeah no help stopping an Ebola out break in Congo cause diseases from Africa could never spread to the US. Thank God for that imagine if that nasty AIDS thing became a world epidemic.
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In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations?. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
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Maybe you should read up on why suicide bombers are willing to sacrifice their lives. Donīt think the threat of hunting them down and killing them after they blew themselves up will help much.
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To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
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The US wants a strong Israel to attempt to get some balance in the Middle East donīt be mistaken about that. If there were no Israel who would be the most hated nation in the Middle East? Iīll give you a clue, 3 letters starts with an U ends with an A.
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I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
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Happens all over the world with embassy cars get over it.
Its a perk of being a diplomat last count in my country it was almost half the embassys having unpaid parking tickets
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Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.
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Good move The US donīt need the cheap labor or the exploitation of immigrants anyways.
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Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won?t forget.
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When was the last time the US did something in the world they wouldnīt benefit from themselves? Eliminate hunger in America is easy just need the right people in charge. I live in a country that are in the top 5 when it comes to giving out foreign aid if you compare the GNP to aid given.
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It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America.
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DONīT fuck with the World Cup.