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Rictor · 01-06-2002, 04:34 PM

I went to see Lord of the Rings the other night and had one of those $249.95 64oz. movie theatre cokes...so of course I had to use the public bathroom, which I hate. I had to stand there for like 2 minutes until every one beside me left before I could go...stage fright sucks...anyone else have this problem? Let's start a support group...hehe...

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PeepNTom · 01-06-2002, 04:40 PM

nahh I just whip it out when I need to,
if the guy next to me looks at it I ask:
hey... are you hungry or what?

works every time

Itchy · 01-06-2002, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by PeepNTom:
nahh I just whip it out when I need to,
if the guy next to me looks at it I ask:
hey... are you hungry or what?

works every time

LMAO

tekart · 01-06-2002, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PeepNTom:
nahh I just whip it out when I need to,
if the guy next to me looks at it I ask:
hey... are you hungry or what?

works every time

OH SHIT! I Like that one...I'll have 2 remember that one next time!

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Slick · 01-06-2002, 07:24 PM

I don't have any problems pissing when there's others in the restroom, but when it's the other thing, I'm like that. If someone is in there, I'll walk out and wait for it to clear out.

Scootermuze · 01-06-2002, 07:32 PM

Just hope you don't have to go into the military..

amadman · 01-06-2002, 07:39 PM

I can piss anywhere except in a cup.

For some reason I get a block when I am taking a test.

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Slick · 01-06-2002, 09:27 PM

Damn, I bet that the military does suck. Don't they have all open toilets ?? That's like some places that have stalls with no doors, what's up with that ??

Jamdin · 01-06-2002, 09:53 PM

What & miss part of the movie? Never...I paid good money & I'm holding it in until the very end.

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Martin · 01-06-2002, 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by Slick:
I don't have any problems pissing when there's others in the restroom, but when it's the other thing, I'm like that. If someone is in there, I'll walk out and wait for it to clear out.

I do that for there sake..lol..

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Trenton · 01-06-2002, 10:58 PM

I love to push it out as fast and furious as I can. I like my pooping experience to be EXPLOSIVE! Im sure the guy in the next stall loves it too!

I always try to make loud grunting noises too. This seems to add to the effect.

Trenton · 01-06-2002, 11:01 PM

What makes it even better, is that I am affriad of the germs on public toilets. To avoid germs, I squat a few inches above seat. If Im having stomach problems that day, WATCH OUT!

Ive been known to spray the seat with shit.

I feel bad for the poor janitor who has to clean that stuff up

Martin · 01-06-2002, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trenton:
What makes it even better, is that I am affriad of the germs on public toilets. To avoid germs, I squat a few inches above seat. If Im having stomach problems that day, WATCH OUT!

Ive been known to spray the seat with shit.

I feel bad for the poor janitor who has to clean that stuff up

Good ole bathroom humor.. Gotta love it

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pr0 · 01-06-2002, 11:18 PM

I go in the womens bathroom & piss all over the floor.

bhutocracy · 01-06-2002, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by amadman:
I can piss anywhere except in a cup.

For some reason I get a block when I am taking a test.

i couldn't believe it the first time i heard americans had to take piss-tests for drugs at work.. i thought it was the land of the free...

Plat · 01-06-2002, 11:58 PM

I had stage fright one time when i had to pee in front of a guy for a drug test. I couldnt go for over like an hour and he had to leave cause i guess he was off. Well after he left this lady came in and had to watch me.. i didnt mind then and went fine.

weird

Direktor · 01-07-2002, 12:02 AM

oh well, don't ever go to jail. Imagine taking a dump in front of your cellmates.

priceless

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Plat · 01-07-2002, 12:04 AM

that thought alone Direktor
, keeps me from being bad

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Sjayne · 01-07-2002, 12:10 AM

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Originally posted by pr0:
I go in the womens bathroom & piss all over the floor.

So you are the one! Thank god for toliet covers.

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Direktor · 01-07-2002, 12:11 AM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy:
i couldn't believe it the first time i heard americans had to take piss-tests for drugs at work.. i thought it was the land of the free...

and the home of the brave.

thats why you have to piss in front of them!

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Slick · 01-07-2002, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trenton:
What makes it even better, is that I am affriad of the germs on public toilets. To avoid germs, I squat a few inches above seat.

Ha ha ha ha, that's the SAME thing that I do. I'll NEVER sit on a public toilet seat. I have a tough enough time sitting on the seats at friends and family member's houses. It's just great being able to plop on my own seat at home and enjoy it, he he he.

Hell, even those paper things that you put on the seat don't convince me to sit on it, he he.

[This message has been edited by Slick (edited 01-07-2002).]

01-06-2002, 04:34 PM	#1
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Stage Fright I went to see Lord of the Rings the other night and had one of those $249.95 64oz. movie theatre cokes...so of course I had to use the public bathroom, which I hate. I had to stand there for like 2 minutes until every one beside me left before I could go...stage fright sucks...anyone else have this problem? Let's start a support group...hehe... ------------------ Pigporn Webmasters Page -Resources for gallery makers and TGP owners.

01-06-2002, 04:40 PM	#2
PeepNTom Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: yer freakin window Posts: 275	nahh I just whip it out when I need to, if the guy next to me looks at it I ask: hey... are you hungry or what? works every time

01-06-2002, 07:24 PM	#5
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	I don't have any problems pissing when there's others in the restroom, but when it's the other thing, I'm like that. If someone is in there, I'll walk out and wait for it to clear out.

01-06-2002, 07:32 PM	#6
Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	Just hope you don't have to go into the military..

01-06-2002, 07:39 PM	#7
amadman Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: padded room Posts: 738	I can piss anywhere except in a cup. For some reason I get a block when I am taking a test. ------------------ Ramblings of amadman

01-06-2002, 09:27 PM	#8
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Damn, I bet that the military does suck. Don't they have all open toilets ?? That's like some places that have stalls with no doors, what's up with that ??

01-06-2002, 09:53 PM	#9
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	What & miss part of the movie? Never...I paid good money & I'm holding it in until the very end. ------------------ I have a dream & you can share that dream too at Moongem Erotica

01-06-2002, 10:58 PM	#11
Trenton Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Albany Posts: 471	I love to push it out as fast and furious as I can. I like my pooping experience to be EXPLOSIVE! Im sure the guy in the next stall loves it too! I always try to make loud grunting noises too. This seems to add to the effect.

01-06-2002, 11:01 PM	#12
Trenton Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Albany Posts: 471	What makes it even better, is that I am affriad of the germs on public toilets. To avoid germs, I squat a few inches above seat. If Im having stomach problems that day, WATCH OUT! Ive been known to spray the seat with shit. I feel bad for the poor janitor who has to clean that stuff up

01-06-2002, 11:18 PM	#14
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	I go in the womens bathroom & piss all over the floor.

01-06-2002, 11:58 PM	#16
Plat Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Clearwater, Florida Posts: 2,680	I had stage fright one time when i had to pee in front of a guy for a drug test. I couldnt go for over like an hour and he had to leave cause i guess he was off. Well after he left this lady came in and had to watch me.. i didnt mind then and went fine. weird

01-07-2002, 12:02 AM	#17
Direktor Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 529	oh well, don't ever go to jail. Imagine taking a dump in front of your cellmates. priceless ------------------ wrap it up and lick it clean.

01-07-2002, 12:04 AM	#18
Plat Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Clearwater, Florida Posts: 2,680	that thought alone Direktor , keeps me from being bad ------------------ ClickCash.com \| 60$ per signup \| 50$ signup bonus \| 1:99 conversions