Stage Fright
 

I went to see Lord of the Rings the other night and had one of those $249.95 64oz. movie theatre cokes...so of course I had to use the public bathroom, which I hate. I had to stand there for like 2 minutes until every one beside me left before I could go...stage fright sucks...anyone else have this problem? Let's start a support group...hehe...

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nahh I just whip it out when I need to,
if the guy next to me looks at it I ask:
hey... are you hungry or what?

works every time http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

LMAO

OH SHIT! I Like that one...I'll have 2 remember that one next time!



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I hit the escape key but I'm stil here!

I don't have any problems pissing when there's others in the restroom, but when it's the other thing, I'm like that. If someone is in there, I'll walk out and wait for it to clear out.

Just hope you don't have to go into the military.. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

I can piss anywhere except in a cup.

For some reason I get a block when I am taking a test.


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Damn, I bet that the military does suck. Don't they have all open toilets ?? That's like some places that have stalls with no doors, what's up with that ??

What & miss part of the movie? Never...I paid good money & I'm holding it in until the very end.

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I do that for there sake..lol..

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I love to push it out as fast and furious as I can. I like my pooping experience to be EXPLOSIVE! Im sure the guy in the next stall loves it too!

I always try to make loud grunting noises too. This seems to add to the effect.

What makes it even better, is that I am affriad of the germs on public toilets. To avoid germs, I squat a few inches above seat. If Im having stomach problems that day, WATCH OUT!

Ive been known to spray the seat with shit.

I feel bad for the poor janitor who has to clean that stuff up http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/frown.gif

Good ole bathroom humor.. Gotta love it http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif


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I go in the womens bathroom & piss all over the floor.

http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

i couldn't believe it the first time i heard americans had to take piss-tests for drugs at work.. i thought it was the land of the free...

I had stage fright one time when i had to pee in front of a guy for a drug test. I couldnt go for over like an hour and he had to leave cause i guess he was off. Well after he left this lady came in and had to watch me.. i didnt mind then and went fine.

weird

oh well, don't ever go to jail. Imagine taking a dump in front of your cellmates.

priceless http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

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wrap it up and lick it clean.

that thought alone Direktor
, keeps me from being bad

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thats why you have to piss in front of them!


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wrap it up and lick it clean.

Ha ha ha ha, that's the SAME thing that I do. I'll NEVER sit on a public toilet seat. I have a tough enough time sitting on the seats at friends and family member's houses. It's just great being able to plop on my own seat at home and enjoy it, he he he.

Hell, even those paper things that you put on the seat don't convince me to sit on it, he he.

[This message has been edited by Slick (edited 01-07-2002).]