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Old 02-04-2004, 12:03 PM   #1
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How NOT to ride a motorcycle....

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There are so many things wrong in this picture I hardly know where to begin. For starters:

1) The brain bucket helmet offers zero protection in a crash, unless you land on the top of your head. A fatal head injury would be preferable to living the rest of your life without a face, however.

2) Halter top offers zero prtection in a crash. Say goodbye to the skin on your arms, back and chest. The good news is that you'll probably die of infection rather quickly.

3) Riding two abreast (no pun intended), in a corner, with one hand off the bars while looking away from the road is a recipe for disaster. Seriously hope this woman is an organ donor.

4) She's riding a Harley. Under the best of circumstances, this requires your full attention, as you never know which part will fall off next.

5) Dress for your weight....
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Old 02-04-2004, 12:06 PM   #2
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on the other hand by crashing she might be doing us all a favor.
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Old 02-04-2004, 12:06 PM   #3
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There are so many things wrong in this picture I hardly know where to begin. For starters:

1) The brain bucket helmet offers zero protection in a crash, unless you land on the top of your head. A fatal head injury would be preferable to living the rest of your life without a face, however.

2) Halter top offers zero prtection in a crash. Say goodbye to the skin on your arms, back and chest. The good news is that you'll probably die of infection rather quickly.

3) Riding two abreast (no pun intended), in a corner, with one hand off the bars while looking away from the road is a recipe for disaster. Seriously hope this woman is an organ donor.

4) She's riding a Harley. Under the best of circumstances, this requires your full attention, as you never know which part will fall off next.

5) Dress for your weight....
The motorcycle is the least of the things wrong in that picture.
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Old 02-04-2004, 12:06 PM   #4
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preach on brother....

i'm about to go for a ride myself....i'll look like a power ranger when I'm done putting my gear on....but I'll be protected.


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There are so many things wrong in this picture I hardly know where to begin. For starters:

1) The brain bucket helmet offers zero protection in a crash, unless you land on the top of your head. A fatal head injury would be preferable to living the rest of your life without a face, however.

2) Halter top offers zero prtection in a crash. Say goodbye to the skin on your arms, back and chest. The good news is that you'll probably die of infection rather quickly.

3) Riding two abreast (no pun intended), in a corner, with one hand off the bars while looking away from the road is a recipe for disaster. Seriously hope this woman is an organ donor.

4) She's riding a Harley. Under the best of circumstances, this requires your full attention, as you never know which part will fall off next.

5) Dress for your weight....

Ditto
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Old 02-04-2004, 12:08 PM   #6
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Old 02-04-2004, 12:09 PM   #7
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WTF is she showing with her fingers?...
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Old 02-04-2004, 12:11 PM   #8
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the only thing wrong with this picture is the fact that you feel the need to pass judgement on her (them) based on some flimsy pretense of superiority on your part. Don't like motorcycles? Don't ride one.

People live their own lives and can do whatever the fuck they want. She's not judging you on the way you drive your car.

Get over it.
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Old 02-04-2004, 12:13 PM   #9
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Old 02-04-2004, 12:14 PM   #10
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WTF is she showing with her fingers?...
the devil or "rock" sign. Pioneered by Ronnie James Dio, making a devils horns and sometimes a tail with your hands.

The smiley for it is

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the devil or "rock" sign. Pioneered by Ronnie James Dio, making a devils horns and sometimes a tail with your hands.

The smiley for it is

\m/
actually it's called a "shaka", and it means "hang loose", and she's doing it wrong.
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Then I guess this guy's little stunt would be completely out of the question eh?


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Then I guess this guy's little stunt would be completely out of the question eh?

No, he's dressed just right ;)
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Old 02-04-2004, 12:22 PM   #16
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Like that helmet is going to save her
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actually it's called a "shaka", and it means "hang loose", and she's doing it wrong.
If you use the thumb instead of the 'pointing finger' it's indeed shaka...if not..it's devil's horns
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Old 02-04-2004, 12:24 PM   #18
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the devil or "rock" sign. Pioneered by Ronnie James Dio, making a devils horns and sometimes a tail with your hands.

The smiley for it is

\m/
Actually it's a Hang time sign that surfer's do, she's doing the sign with her pinky & thumb, nother her index & pinky!

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now that's 100% disaster.. but still okey

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There are so many things wrong in this picture I hardly know where to begin. For starters:

1) The brain bucket helmet offers zero protection in a crash, unless you land on the top of your head. A fatal head injury would be preferable to living the rest of your life without a face, however.

2) Halter top offers zero prtection in a crash. Say goodbye to the skin on your arms, back and chest. The good news is that you'll probably die of infection rather quickly.

3) Riding two abreast (no pun intended), in a corner, with one hand off the bars while looking away from the road is a recipe for disaster. Seriously hope this woman is an organ donor.

4) She's riding a Harley. Under the best of circumstances, this requires your full attention, as you never know which part will fall off next.

5) Dress for your weight....
Re #4 - Obviously you are prejudiced by Harleys past rep. I have owned several recent ones, and the quality has vastly improved over the yrs
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watching and endo go wrong is a very uncool thing. This one definately started off well
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Old 04-13-2005, 11:44 AM   #24
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Fixed.
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Fixed.
She would be mighty OWNED if that guy fucked up, which is easy to do
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You dont know any details of that picture like , speed , area, traffic.

I would feel alot safer doing that on a flat empty arizona highway doing 40

than driving 90 on the packed freeway in a civic in california
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thats just how most guys that ride cruisers dress for the ride. Doesnt matter if its a Harley, Honda, Yamahaha, whatever... most guys on cruisers dont wear all the gear for 2 reasons:

1) it doesnt look "cool"
2) they seem to think "it wont happen to me"
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thats just how most guys that ride cruisers dress for the ride. Doesnt matter if its a Harley, Honda, Yamahaha, whatever... most guys on cruisers dont wear all the gear for 2 reasons:

1) it doesnt look "cool"
2) they seem to think "it wont happen to me"

Yup i would guess the stats are about the same for people not wearing seatbelts in cars
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LOL now that bitch is pretty stupid

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There are so many things wrong in this picture I hardly know where to begin. For starters:

1) The brain bucket helmet offers zero protection in a crash, unless you land on the top of your head. A fatal head injury would be preferable to living the rest of your life without a face, however.

2) Halter top offers zero prtection in a crash. Say goodbye to the skin on your arms, back and chest. The good news is that you'll probably die of infection rather quickly.

3) Riding two abreast (no pun intended), in a corner, with one hand off the bars while looking away from the road is a recipe for disaster. Seriously hope this woman is an organ donor.

4) She's riding a Harley. Under the best of circumstances, this requires your full attention, as you never know which part will fall off next.

5) Dress for your weight....

LOL @ #4
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She might be a stunt driver, and be travelling at 20 mph. You just don't know, dude.

And she's giving me the 'Helsinki HallDogs' signal... curses.
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3) Riding two abreast (no pun intended), in a corner, with one hand off the bars while looking away from the road is a recipe for disaster
Damn, DJ, you sure have good vision. You can see a corner coming up? How fucking insightful of you to let the rest of us know.

And, if you want to talk "organ donors," let's first start with those airheads that that think colorful leather goods will keep their ricers from putting them "through a mountain."

Believe me, I've rounded corners to find you shithead rice jockeys standing around your own a whole lot more times than I've found Harleys off the side of the road with their drivers down.

You don't like a titty shot from a Harley. Then go out and find some bubble gum chewing teeny bopper to crawl on your back and take her for a whiz-bang ride. You have no position to comment on Harleys OR their drivers.

Me? Harleys for over 25 years! Been down? Once. And it was totally my fault. Mental gear slip.

You guys like to take your $8-9K bikes and put them between two $2K cars. You just don't do that with $18-$20K of American Thunder between your legs.

Get a hint!
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You dont know any details of that picture like , speed , area, traffic.

I would feel alot safer doing that on a flat empty arizona highway doing 40

than driving 90 on the packed freeway in a civic in california

It's not even safe to drive my big ol truck on the 405! Damn Soccer Moms are crazy out there ;) Riding El Mirage next weekend \m/
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