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-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 01-04-2002, 12:44 PM

1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.

2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He
e-mails you back from his bedroom, "What's
for dinner?"

4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but
you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.

6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if
it contains Echinacea.

7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn
so she can create a screen saver. (eh, RedShoe ???)

8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.

9. Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom
of the screen.

10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now
sells for half the price you paid.

11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is cause for panic and you turn
around to go get it.

12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase
would be a hassle and take planning.

13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out
of the back seat of your car. (I HATE that job !!!)

14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do
not have e-mail addresses.

15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.

16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet. (Ahem !!!)

17. Your idea of being organized is multicolored Post-it notes.

18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.

19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.

20. You disconnect from the Internet and get an awful feeling, as if
you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

21. You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee. (yep, yep)

22. You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail on
your way back to bed.

23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. =)

24. You're reading this.

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Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 12:48 PM

Every damn one of those is true for me already.

AaronM · 01-04-2002, 12:53 PM

Me too. He is spying on us AMP.

Funny shit.

Mike Semen · 01-04-2002, 12:59 PM

Ha! Nothing on there about eating cum-filled gophers.

I must be ok then.

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The Other Steve · 01-04-2002, 01:48 PM

nor anything about wearing out your computer desk chair in 6 months

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 01-04-2002, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Other Steve:
nor anything about wearing out your computer desk chair in 6 months

Hahahaha ... I am going to buy a new one tomorrow !!! LMFAO

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Shianna · 01-04-2002, 06:10 PM

My cordless mouse batteries only last 2 weeks when they are supposed to last 3-6 months

Ludedude · 01-04-2002, 06:11 PM

Quote:

22. You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail on
your way back to bed.

Bullshit...who's asleep at 2:00 AM???

Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ludedude:
Bullshit...who's asleep at 2:00 AM???

Asleep=Passed out.

Ludedude · 01-04-2002, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:

Quote:

Originally posted by Ludedude:
Bullshit...who's asleep at 2:00 AM???

Asleep=Passed out.

Hrm...that's usually around 10:00 AM then...I think

kmanrox · 01-04-2002, 06:23 PM

6:00am bedtime here, 24-7-365

Ludedude · 01-04-2002, 06:24 PM

slacker!

aleck · 01-05-2002, 03:22 AM

sleep is for the weak

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Gary · 01-05-2002, 03:40 AM

Man, that sure hit home. Especially checking email on way back to bed, wow.

boneprone · 01-05-2002, 04:24 AM

go to sleep

theWatsonian · 01-05-2002, 01:47 PM

I turn on the computer and try to start the coffee before it finishes booting (but I never beat it). Guess I should just set the damn coffee timer...

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01-04-2002, 12:44 PM	#1
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	Signs of the times 1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave. 2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He e-mails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?" 4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. 5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year. 6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea. 7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver. (eh, RedShoe ???) 8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. 9. Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom of the screen. 10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid. 11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is cause for panic and you turn around to go get it. 12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would be a hassle and take planning. 13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car. (I HATE that job !!!) 14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses. 15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow. 16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet. (Ahem !!!) 17. Your idea of being organized is multicolored Post-it notes. 18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person. 19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls. 20. You disconnect from the Internet and get an awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. 21. You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee. (yep, yep) 22. You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail on your way back to bed. 23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. =) 24. You're reading this. [This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 01-04-2002).]

01-04-2002, 12:48 PM	#2
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Every damn one of those is true for me already.

01-04-2002, 12:53 PM	#3
AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,923	Me too. He is spying on us AMP. Funny shit.

01-04-2002, 12:59 PM	#4
Mike Semen Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: London Town Posts: 2,924	Ha! Nothing on there about eating cum-filled gophers. I must be ok then. ------------------ Soulcash floats my boat!!!

01-04-2002, 01:48 PM	#5
The Other Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Sunny Queensland - perfect one day and better the next. Posts: 2,106	nor anything about wearing out your computer desk chair in 6 months ------------------ The Other Steve

01-04-2002, 06:10 PM	#7
Shianna Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: New York Posts: 173	My cordless mouse batteries only last 2 weeks when they are supposed to last 3-6 months

01-04-2002, 06:23 PM	#11
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,295	6:00am bedtime here, 24-7-365

01-04-2002, 06:24 PM	#12
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	slacker!

01-05-2002, 03:22 AM	#13
aleck Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 940	sleep is for the weak ------------------ PlatinumBucks - amazing conversions, 65% recurring or $30+ per signup BigPenis - $30 per signup from lifetime membership

01-05-2002, 03:40 AM	#14
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	Man, that sure hit home. Especially checking email on way back to bed, wow.

01-05-2002, 04:24 AM	#15
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	go to sleep

01-05-2002, 01:47 PM	#16
theWatsonian Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: PB4L HQ Posts: 1,737	I turn on the computer and try to start the coffee before it finishes booting (but I never beat it). Guess I should just set the damn coffee timer... ------------------ Pornshare TGP - Webmasters submit here.