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  • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2001
    • 4753

    #1

    Signs of the times

    1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.

    2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

    3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He
    e-mails you back from his bedroom, "What's
    for dinner?"

    4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

    5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but
    you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.

    6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if
    it contains Echinacea.

    7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn
    so she can create a screen saver. (eh, RedShoe ???)

    8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
    anyone is home.

    9. Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom
    of the screen.

    10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now
    sells for half the price you paid.

    11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
    the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is cause for panic and you turn
    around to go get it.

    12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase
    would be a hassle and take planning.

    13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out
    of the back seat of your car. (I HATE that job !!!)

    14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do
    not have e-mail addresses.

    15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.

    16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet. (Ahem !!!)

    17. Your idea of being organized is multicolored Post-it notes.

    18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.

    19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.

    20. You disconnect from the Internet and get an awful feeling, as if
    you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

    21. You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee. (yep, yep)

    22. You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail on
    your way back to bed.

    23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. =)

    24. You're reading this.





    [This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 01-04-2002).]
  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #2
    Every damn one of those is true for me already.
    SIG TOO BIG

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    • AaronM
      GFY Royality ;)
      • Oct 2001
      • 46923

      #3
      Me too. He is spying on us AMP.

      Funny shit.

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      • Mike Semen
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2001
        • 2924

        #4
        Ha! Nothing on there about eating cum-filled gophers.

        I must be ok then.

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        • The Other Steve
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2001
          • 2106

          #5
          nor anything about wearing out your computer desk chair in 6 months

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          • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2001
            • 4753

            #6
            Originally posted by The Other Steve:
            nor anything about wearing out your computer desk chair in 6 months

            Hahahaha ... I am going to buy a new one tomorrow !!! LMFAO

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            • Shianna
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 173

              #7
              My cordless mouse batteries only last 2 weeks when they are supposed to last 3-6 months

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              • Ludedude
                Suck it!
                • Jun 2001
                • 4432

                #8
                22. You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail on
                your way back to bed.
                Bullshit...who's asleep at 2:00 AM???

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                • Amputate Your Head
                  There can be only one
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Ludedude:
                  Bullshit...who's asleep at 2:00 AM???
                  Asleep=Passed out.

                  SIG TOO BIG

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                  • Ludedude
                    Suck it!
                    • Jun 2001
                    • 4432

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
                    Originally posted by Ludedude:
                    Bullshit...who's asleep at 2:00 AM???
                    Asleep=Passed out.

                    Hrm...that's usually around 10:00 AM then...I think

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                    • kmanrox
                      aka K-Man
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 29295

                      #11
                      6:00am bedtime here, 24-7-365

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                      • Ludedude
                        Suck it!
                        • Jun 2001
                        • 4432

                        #12
                        slacker!

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                        • aleck
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 940

                          #13
                          sleep is for the weak

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                          • Gary
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 6110

                            #14
                            Man, that sure hit home. Especially checking email on way back to bed, wow.

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                            • boneprone
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 34415

                              #15
                              go to sleep

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                              • theWatsonian
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2001
                                • 1737

                                #16
                                I turn on the computer and try to start the coffee before it finishes booting (but I never beat it). Guess I should just set the damn coffee timer...

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