Signs of the times
 

1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.

2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He
e-mails you back from his bedroom, "What's
for dinner?"

4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but
you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.

6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if
it contains Echinacea.

7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn
so she can create a screen saver. (eh, RedShoe ???) http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.

9. Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom
of the screen.

10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now
sells for half the price you paid.

11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is cause for panic and you turn
around to go get it.

12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase
would be a hassle and take planning.

13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out
of the back seat of your car. (I HATE that job !!!) http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/frown.gif

14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do
not have e-mail addresses.

15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.

16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet. (Ahem !!!) http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif

17. Your idea of being organized is multicolored Post-it notes.

18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.

19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.

20. You disconnect from the Internet and get an awful feeling, as if
you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

21. You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee. (yep, yep)

22. You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail on
your way back to bed.

23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. =)

24. You're reading this.

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[This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 01-04-2002).]

Every damn one of those is true for me already.

Me too. He is spying on us AMP.

Funny shit.

Ha! Nothing on there about eating cum-filled gophers.

I must be ok then.

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nor anything about wearing out your computer desk chair in 6 months http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

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Hahahaha ... I am going to buy a new one tomorrow !!! LMFAO

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[This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 01-04-2002).]

My cordless mouse batteries only last 2 weeks when they are supposed to last 3-6 months http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif

Bullshit...who's asleep at 2:00 AM???

Asleep=Passed out. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

Hrm...that's usually around 10:00 AM then...I think

6:00am bedtime here, 24-7-365

slacker!

sleep is for the weak

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Man, that sure hit home. Especially checking email on way back to bed, wow.

go to sleep

I turn on the computer and try to start the coffee before it finishes booting (but I never beat it). Guess I should just set the damn coffee timer...

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