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Jake · 04-09-2005, 12:32 PM

So I get this flyer via snail mail yesterday and I have 3 questions:
1. Is the girl pictured in the flyer my "local satellite specialist"?
2. Is she coming to my house to personally install my satellite system?
3. If the answer to question 2 is yes, then will she be coming dressed like she is in the flyer?

BRISK · 04-09-2005, 12:33 PM

Way too much going on in that add. Gives me a headache.

04-09-2005, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BRISK

Way too much going on in that add. Gives me a headache.

ditto...

Screaming · 04-09-2005, 12:35 PM

well that would improve customer service for many

StuartD · 04-09-2005, 12:36 PM

1 -3 : Doubtful.

4: will they come to do the satellite install in an H2? Also doubtful.

That's one big advertisement full of BS.

Jake · 04-09-2005, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

...4: will they come to do the satellite install in an H2?...

I didn't even bring that one up because I figured the thread would get hijacked by all the H2 haters.

tASSy · 04-09-2005, 12:44 PM

oh jake, i love your h2 now that it's pink! wait, what's that? it's not?! ;)

i'll come install your dish if allie will play the lonely housewife...

Jake · 04-09-2005, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by tASSy

oh jake, i love your h2 now that it's pink! wait, what's that? it's not?! ;)

i'll come install your dish if allie will play the lonely housewife...

Only if I get to video the whole thing for ummmmmm, "future use".

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-09-2005, 12:47 PM

She's a Dish...

Instead of more than 60 channels, they should have put more than 69!

ADG Webmaster

tASSy · 04-09-2005, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Jake

Only if I get to video the whole thing for ummmmmm, "future use".

well...yeah; that'd be half the reason for the "installation" in the first place.

Jake · 04-09-2005, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by tASSy

well...yeah; that'd be half the reason for the "installation" in the first place.

Well then, cum on over! Allie said she'd love to have you do her "install" as long as it came with a good "ongoing service package"

foxylady · 04-09-2005, 01:20 PM

it really improve the marketing

2HousePlague · 04-09-2005, 03:16 PM

Hmmmm....

What's this an ad for?

Or this...

I guess it's not WHAT you buy, but how you FEEL when you buy it.

At least in the satellite dish ad, the product you're actually being sold is both pictured and descibed, even if distracted from a teensy bit by the presence of an implausibly attractive "technician" --

Unfortunately, TRUTH in (SEX-themed) Advertising usually looks something like this:

j-

Jake · 04-09-2005, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

She's a Dish...

Instead of more than 60 channels, they should have put more than 69!

ADG Webmaster

No doubt

04-09-2005, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake

Well then, cum on over! Allie said she'd love to have you do her "install" as long as it came with a good "ongoing service package"

Just note that I am her supervisor. I must accompany her to some random jobs to make sure the "installation" is going well. Expect to see me there...possibly hiding in the closet.

Relish XXX · 04-09-2005, 03:58 PM

What is h2?

Thanks

Dalai lama · 04-09-2005, 04:02 PM

no, no, no

plus that adv looks 20 years old

Jake · 04-09-2005, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by shermsshack

Just note that I am her supervisor. I must accompany her to some random jobs to make sure the "installation" is going well. Expect to see me there...possibly hiding in the closet.

LoL, Hey bro it was great to finally meet you in Phoenix after all these years!

2HousePlague · 04-09-2005, 10:14 PM

Here's another shameless re-direct...

j-

04-10-2005, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Here's another shameless re-direct...

j-

Funny pic!

pubenemy · 04-10-2005, 06:54 AM

If Im one of the first 100 customers does she escort me to dinner and a movie?

Head · 04-10-2005, 07:06 AM

If so send her over to me!!

realistixxx · 04-10-2005, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy

oh jake, i love your h2 now that it's pink! wait, what's that? it's not?! ;)

i'll come install your dish if allie will play the lonely housewife...

Tassy- are you going to be in Montreal for the forum next month??? Saw the pics of you and Holly from Phoenix and they are very HOT!!! Any more from the private collection?

OG LennyT · 04-10-2005, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by tASSy

oh jake, i love your h2 now that it's pink! wait, what's that? it's not?! ;)

i'll come install your dish if allie will play the lonely housewife...

all I can say is WOW

squizzel · 04-10-2005, 07:49 AM

chick should be nude

Chio The Pirate · 04-10-2005, 08:12 AM

YARGH! This post reminded me of a series of joke "retro" ads I did a few years back. Here be some of my favorites.

It be rising...

Jake · 04-10-2005, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by dvd316

all I can say is WOW

Agreed!

Kicker · 04-10-2005, 12:06 PM

lol:-))))

L0rdJuni0r · 04-10-2005, 12:09 PM

gunfodder · 04-10-2005, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

YARGH! This post reminded me of a series of joke "retro" ads I did a few years back. Here be some of my favorites.

It be rising...

harrr thee be mighty funee pictures thargh ...

naugthygUrL · 04-10-2005, 04:22 PM

wow..nice one

wargames · 04-10-2005, 08:56 PM

Your ad makes me dizzy.

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