Sex In Marketing Of Everyting & Anything (PIC)
 

So I get this flyer via snail mail yesterday and I have 3 questions:
1. Is the girl pictured in the flyer my "local satellite specialist"?
2. Is she coming to my house to personally install my satellite system?
3. If the answer to question 2 is yes, then will she be coming dressed like she is in the flyer?

http://www.naughtyallie.com/guestare.../dishflyer.jpg

Way too much going on in that add. Gives me a headache.

ditto...

well that would improve customer service for many

1 -3 : Doubtful.

4: will they come to do the satellite install in an H2? Also doubtful.

That's one big advertisement full of BS.

I didn't even bring that one up because I figured the thread would get hijacked by all the H2 haters. :winkwink:

oh jake, i love your h2 now that it's pink! wait, what's that? it's not?! ;)

i'll come install your dish if allie will play the lonely housewife... :winkwink:

Only if I get to video the whole thing for ummmmmm, "future use".

She's a Dish...

Instead of more than 60 channels, they should have put more than 69!

ADG Webmaster

Well then, cum on over! Allie said she'd love to have you do her "install" as long as it came with a good "ongoing service package"

it really improve the marketing

Hmmmm....

What's this an ad for?
http://www.jnad.com/images/Vagabond%20Mixmag%20ad.JPG

Or this...
http://kumo.swcp.com/synth/vson/asia...ka/skyy_ad.jpg

Or this...
http://www.originalplots.com/tomb/images/gotmilk.jpg


I guess it's not WHAT you buy, but how you FEEL when you buy it.

At least in the satellite dish ad, the product you're actually being sold is both pictured and descibed, even if distracted from a teensy bit by the presence of an implausibly attractive "technician" -- :1orglaugh




Unfortunately, TRUTH in (SEX-themed) Advertising usually looks something like this:

http://24.234.163.61:82/cabaret/cele.../kcdec02ad.jpg


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No doubt :winkwink:

Just note that I am her supervisor. I must accompany her to some random jobs to make sure the "installation" is going well. Expect to see me there...possibly hiding in the closet. :1orglaugh

What is h2?

Thanks

no, no, no

plus that adv looks 20 years old

LoL, Hey bro it was great to finally meet you in Phoenix after all these years!

Here's another shameless re-direct...

http://www.alawar.com/upload/iblock/...51d4efa17b.jpg


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Funny pic!

If Im one of the first 100 customers does she escort me to dinner and a movie? :thumbsup

If so send her over to me!! :Graucho

Tassy- are you going to be in Montreal for the forum next month??? Saw the pics of you and Holly from Phoenix and they are very HOT!!! Any more from the private collection? :thumbsup

all I can say is WOW :banana

chick should be nude :)

YARGH! This post reminded me of a series of joke "retro" ads I did a few years back. Here be some of my favorites.



http://www.xsitespinner.com/viagra.jpg

http://www.xsitespinner.com/coffee.jpg

http://www.xsitespinner.com/circlejerk.jpg

http://www.xsitespinner.com/felacio.jpg

http://www.xsitespinner.com/bukake.jpg

Agreed! :thumbsup

lol:-))))

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

harrr thee be mighty funee pictures thargh ... :1orglaugh

wow..nice one

Your ad makes me dizzy.