Hmmmm....
What's this an ad for?
Or this...
Or this...
I guess it's not
WHAT you buy, but how you
FEEL when you buy it.
At least in the satellite dish ad, the product you're actually being sold is both pictured and descibed, even if distracted from a teensy bit by the presence of an implausibly attractive "technician" --
Unfortunately, TRUTH in (SEX-themed) Advertising usually looks something like this:
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