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Rob · 04-10-2005, 09:33 AM

I had a friend in High School Named Richard Head, Jr. His dad, Richard Head Sr. was a Major in the Air Force at the time and went by Dick. So his dad was Major Dick Head and he was Dick Head Jr. How funny!

I also knew a girl in Jr. High that was named Starr Warr. I had a little crush on her. What was neat about it is that she was born before Star Wars even came out.

Do you know anyone with fucked up names?

Raven · 04-10-2005, 09:34 AM

You're about the fourth person to talk about someone named Richard Head.

Either everyone has a twisted sense of humour when naming their children; or few people actually put it together.....

If I were a guy and I were named that, I'd be changing my name.

Screaming · 04-10-2005, 09:43 AM

not that i can think of, i mean i have met some people with very strange names like turquoise and shit like that

Tala · 04-10-2005, 09:53 AM

I did indeed go to school with Richard Allen Head. I swear, there are parents who need to be shot.

Of course, being in boot camp in the Navy, you hear some funny shit. Everyone is called "Seaman" until after they graduate, then it depends on your rate. Engineers are "Firemen" and anyone involved in flight is "Airman"

Imagine the hilarity at your expense in boot camp when your last name is Sample.

Raven · 04-10-2005, 09:58 AM

Who named their kid 'chastity'? Can you imagine if their last name were belt?

Doc911 · 04-10-2005, 10:53 AM

probably hasn't been heard in a while. most are to young to recall.

I know and still know someone named John Thomas which is an old referenceto the penis.

And I agree some people should be shot for naming their kids after dicks and vaginas

Raven · 04-10-2005, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc911

probably hasn't been heard in a while. most are to young to recall.

I know and still know someone named John Thomas which is an old referenceto the penis.

And I agree some people should be shot for naming their kids after dicks and vaginas

I remember hearing that reference 'john thomas' in an episode of Sex in the City. First time I had ever heard it.

TDF · 04-10-2005, 11:03 AM

get some black friends and you will see some fucked up names

Babagirls · 04-10-2005, 11:05 AM

Im naming my first son Marco and his middle name is gonna be Polo.

Marcus Aurelius · 04-10-2005, 11:05 AM

I knew a girl named summer camp once.

Antonio · 04-10-2005, 11:09 AM

A lot of the black guys and girls here have funny names, the funniest ever was a guy called Telephone.

Rob · 04-10-2005, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

...The funniest ever was a guy called Telephone.

I saw the movie about his brother, Radio.

Furious_Female · 04-10-2005, 11:29 AM

If I have a son and name him Hexadecimal, (Hex for short!) will he be made fun of?

Head · 04-10-2005, 11:30 AM

Mutt · 04-10-2005, 11:50 AM

oh yeah - one of the first girls i had sex with - she was 15, her name was Debbie Hore. And she was one.

Homer · 04-10-2005, 11:59 AM

Dick Head Jr. hahaha

SmokeyTheBear · 04-10-2005, 12:01 PM

I had a friend in grade school named " TSO " and it was pronounced " SIR " ??? never understood that

SmokeyTheBear · 04-10-2005, 12:02 PM

I also had a girlfriend named "Aura-lee Johnson" aka orally johnson , was kind of funny .. ( no she wasnt a pornstar that was her real name )

Dirty F · 04-10-2005, 12:02 PM

This guy called Woody Short Jr still makes laugh when i think of his name.

r3ap3r · 04-10-2005, 12:03 PM

My name is Mark.

L0rdJuni0r · 04-10-2005, 12:06 PM

i was in jail a few years back with a black guy named Gaylord Gibson

Doc911 · 04-10-2005, 12:08 PM

I have a girlfriend named Abi

Abi Normal

She has marty feldman tits

gangbangjoe · 04-10-2005, 12:10 PM

russian exchange student i fucked called " ivana fuckalot "

HarlotCash Dyker · 04-10-2005, 01:24 PM

Knew a Mike Hunt and a Stu(art) Pots -

Tala · 04-10-2005, 01:27 PM

Christopher Robin Williams?

Stewie · 04-10-2005, 01:40 PM

Knew a guy that joined the navy, last name guzzler...

Seaman Guzzler

Babaganoosh · 04-10-2005, 02:17 PM

My real name is Tony Hawk. I have a couple of friends named John Wayne and Tom Cruz (not Cruise).

wargames · 04-10-2005, 11:24 PM

Bump for fucked up names.

Alky · 04-10-2005, 11:25 PM

my exgirlfriends mom was named bong.. shes koreanm but funny never the less

pornguy · 04-10-2005, 11:32 PM

Met a woman that named her daughter Nosmoking. Break the word apart.

sonofsam · 04-10-2005, 11:37 PM

knew a girl named negar

Alky · 04-10-2005, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Break the word apart.

thanks for the help

04-10-2005, 09:33 AM	#1
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Ever have a friend with a fucked up name? I had a friend in High School Named Richard Head, Jr. His dad, Richard Head Sr. was a Major in the Air Force at the time and went by Dick. So his dad was Major Dick Head and he was Dick Head Jr. How funny! I also knew a girl in Jr. High that was named Starr Warr. I had a little crush on her. What was neat about it is that she was born before Star Wars even came out. Do you know anyone with fucked up names? __________________

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Raven Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,874	You're about the fourth person to talk about someone named Richard Head. Either everyone has a twisted sense of humour when naming their children; or few people actually put it together..... If I were a guy and I were named that, I'd be changing my name. __________________ Raven ~RETIRED~

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Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	I did indeed go to school with Richard Allen Head. I swear, there are parents who need to be shot. Of course, being in boot camp in the Navy, you hear some funny shit. Everyone is called "Seaman" until after they graduate, then it depends on your rate. Engineers are "Firemen" and anyone involved in flight is "Airman" Imagine the hilarity at your expense in boot camp when your last name is Sample. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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