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Rob 04-10-2005 09:33 AM

Ever have a friend with a fucked up name?
 
I had a friend in High School Named Richard Head, Jr. His dad, Richard Head Sr. was a Major in the Air Force at the time and went by Dick. So his dad was Major Dick Head and he was Dick Head Jr. How funny!

I also knew a girl in Jr. High that was named Starr Warr. I had a little crush on her. What was neat about it is that she was born before Star Wars even came out.

Do you know anyone with fucked up names?

Raven 04-10-2005 09:34 AM

You're about the fourth person to talk about someone named Richard Head.

Either everyone has a twisted sense of humour when naming their children; or few people actually put it together.....

If I were a guy and I were named that, I'd be changing my name.

Screaming 04-10-2005 09:43 AM

not that i can think of, i mean i have met some people with very strange names like turquoise and shit like that

Tala 04-10-2005 09:53 AM

I did indeed go to school with Richard Allen Head. I swear, there are parents who need to be shot.

Of course, being in boot camp in the Navy, you hear some funny shit. Everyone is called "Seaman" until after they graduate, then it depends on your rate. Engineers are "Firemen" and anyone involved in flight is "Airman"

Imagine the hilarity at your expense in boot camp when your last name is Sample.

Raven 04-10-2005 09:58 AM

Who named their kid 'chastity'? Can you imagine if their last name were belt?

Doc911 04-10-2005 10:53 AM

probably hasn't been heard in a while. most are to young to recall.


I know and still know someone named John Thomas which is an old referenceto the penis.

And I agree some people should be shot for naming their kids after dicks and vaginas

Raven 04-10-2005 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc911
probably hasn't been heard in a while. most are to young to recall.


I know and still know someone named John Thomas which is an old referenceto the penis.

And I agree some people should be shot for naming their kids after dicks and vaginas

I remember hearing that reference 'john thomas' in an episode of Sex in the City. First time I had ever heard it.

TDF 04-10-2005 11:03 AM

get some black friends and you will see some fucked up names

Babagirls 04-10-2005 11:05 AM

Im naming my first son Marco and his middle name is gonna be Polo.

Marcus Aurelius 04-10-2005 11:05 AM

I knew a girl named summer camp once.

Antonio 04-10-2005 11:09 AM

A lot of the black guys and girls here have funny names, the funniest ever was a guy called Telephone.

Rob 04-10-2005 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio
...The funniest ever was a guy called Telephone.

I saw the movie about his brother, Radio. :thumbsup

Furious_Female 04-10-2005 11:29 AM

If I have a son and name him Hexadecimal, (Hex for short!) will he be made fun of? :upsidedow

Head 04-10-2005 11:30 AM

:1orglaugh

Mutt 04-10-2005 11:50 AM

oh yeah - one of the first girls i had sex with - she was 15, her name was Debbie Hore. And she was one.

Homer 04-10-2005 11:59 AM

Dick Head Jr. hahaha :1orglaugh

SmokeyTheBear 04-10-2005 12:01 PM

I had a friend in grade school named " TSO " and it was pronounced " SIR " ??? never understood that

SmokeyTheBear 04-10-2005 12:02 PM

I also had a girlfriend named "Aura-lee Johnson" aka orally johnson , was kind of funny .. ( no she wasnt a pornstar that was her real name )

Dirty F 04-10-2005 12:02 PM

This guy called Woody Short Jr still makes laugh when i think of his name.

r3ap3r 04-10-2005 12:03 PM

My name is Mark.

L0rdJuni0r 04-10-2005 12:06 PM

i was in jail a few years back with a black guy named Gaylord Gibson :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Doc911 04-10-2005 12:08 PM

I have a girlfriend named Abi

Abi Normal

She has marty feldman tits

gangbangjoe 04-10-2005 12:10 PM

russian exchange student i fucked called " ivana fuckalot "

HarlotCash Dyker 04-10-2005 01:24 PM

Knew a Mike Hunt and a Stu(art) Pots -

Tala 04-10-2005 01:27 PM

Christopher Robin Williams?

Stewie 04-10-2005 01:40 PM

Knew a guy that joined the navy, last name guzzler...

Seaman Guzzler

Babaganoosh 04-10-2005 02:17 PM

My real name is Tony Hawk. I have a couple of friends named John Wayne and Tom Cruz (not Cruise).

wargames 04-10-2005 11:24 PM

Bump for fucked up names. :1orglaugh

Alky 04-10-2005 11:25 PM

my exgirlfriends mom was named bong.. shes koreanm but funny never the less

pornguy 04-10-2005 11:32 PM

Met a woman that named her daughter Nosmoking. Break the word apart.

sonofsam 04-10-2005 11:37 PM

knew a girl named negar

Alky 04-10-2005 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
Break the word apart.

thanks for the help


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