What Is Your Best Pick Up Line?

**jimmyf** · 04-08-2005, 07:33 AM

your house or mine... mine's not crowded

**Manowar** · 04-08-2005, 07:34 AM

"can i take pics and poll gfy to whether your a tranny before we hook up?"

**who** · 04-08-2005, 07:35 AM

"I take photos of beautiful women every day, but I have never seen someone with so much natural beauty as you."

Try it, it's GOOOOOOOOOOD

**xclusive** · 04-08-2005, 07:36 AM

I'm married and have 2 kids i won't tell if you wont

**Dax** · 04-08-2005, 07:41 AM

spit or swallow?

**TheLegacy** · 04-08-2005, 07:43 AM

Originally posted by Manowar

"can i take pics and poll gfy to whether your a tranny before we hook up?"

one of the truest statements made so far

**ronaldo** · 04-08-2005, 07:50 AM

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

or,

I'll bet you $50 you'll turn me down.

**TheLegacy** · 04-08-2005, 07:51 AM

Originally posted by ronaldo

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

or,

I'll bet you $50 you'll turn me down.

LOL.. very cool

better than my opening line: How much?

**TheLegacy** · 04-08-2005, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by .?.

"I take photos of beautiful women every day, but I have never seen someone with so much natural beauty as you."

Try it, it's GOOOOOOOOOOD

actually that is pretty damn good.. and something my gf (who loves being with girls too) and I use to pick up girls for 3somes.

**Cory W** · 04-08-2005, 08:26 AM

"You had me at 'I want to sleep with you.'"

**TheLegacy** · 04-08-2005, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by WEG Cory

"You had me at 'I want to sleep with you.'"

**Denis_SC** · 04-08-2005, 10:03 AM

" Hey baby . Is you mother currently looking for a good son in law by any chance ? "

**wdsguy** · 04-08-2005, 10:03 AM

Originally posted by ronaldo

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

or,

I'll bet you $50 you'll turn me down.

nice time nlp pattern.

**wdsguy** · 04-08-2005, 10:03 AM

I can make you a star.....

**Head** · 04-08-2005, 10:05 AM

It's really varies from situation to situation.

**escorpio** · 04-08-2005, 10:05 AM

Don't scream or I'll kill you.

**hershie** · 04-08-2005, 10:08 AM

"Excuse me, I'm lost; can you give me directions back to your place"

**CDSmith** · 04-08-2005, 10:09 AM

Said in rather a "Hugh Grant-ish" type of voice....

"Look. I hope you won't take this as any sort of 'line,' but there literally is a party in my pants, and you actually are invited. I know how it sounds . . . "

**BlueWire** · 04-08-2005, 10:09 AM

Do you have a needle and thread?

..No, why

.......Cuz i'm ripped baby!

**KingAsher** · 04-08-2005, 10:12 AM

"Nice shoes....... wanna fuck?" Get straight to the point!

**Meni69** · 04-08-2005, 10:14 AM

when I was 16
i asked my friend's sister (she was like 20 with a kid)
"how many drinks untill you assume missionary position?"
and she said, "Lets go for a ride"

don't use lines
say HI to the girl, IF she is looking at you
then walk away

**tranza** · 04-08-2005, 10:14 AM

Lol... Lame ass pick up lines...

**cambaby** · 04-08-2005, 10:15 AM

Originally posted by escorpio

Don't scream or I'll kill you.

disturbing

**CDSmith** · 04-08-2005, 10:33 AM

If you believe that you are what you eat, I could be you by morning

**Radical Rick** · 04-08-2005, 10:34 AM

Originally posted by xclusive

I'm married and have 2 kids i won't tell if you wont

LOL that's messed up!! I love it.

**Herb Kornfield** · 04-08-2005, 10:40 AM

No line out there can match the power of humor and being yourself.

**CDSmith** · 04-08-2005, 11:01 AM

"Excuse me, but I just have to tell you your eyes are like crescent wrenches.
Every time you lock them on me my nuts tighten right up."

:D

**loverboy** · 04-08-2005, 11:13 AM

im meeting some celebrities, you want to hook along with a FREE breakfast in bed?

**bdld** · 04-08-2005, 11:23 AM

do you lava me like i lava you

**TheLegacy** · 04-08-2005, 11:32 AM

how about.. I lost my telephone number..

can I borrow yours??

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 04-08-2005, 11:46 AM

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

The response usually goes something like this:

So you wanna get laid? Then crawl up a chicken's butt and wait.

ADG Webmaster

**Phoz** · 04-08-2005, 11:48 AM

"Were your parents retarded? 'cause you look pretty special"

**TheLegacy** · 04-08-2005, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

The response usually goes something like this:

So you wanna get laid? Then crawl up a chicken's butt and wait.

ADG Webmaster

OMG that is fucking hillarious

**Raja** · 04-08-2005, 11:53 AM

"Find out what brown can do for you"

Raja

**ArkansasDave** · 04-08-2005, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by Raja

"Find out what brown can do for you"

Raja

**Rob** · 04-08-2005, 12:05 PM

I might not be Barney Rubble but I sure can make your bed rock!

My of my alltime favs that my buddy from college used to use with great success is, "Excuse me. Can I wear your ass as a hat?" Worked like a charm!

**TheLegacy** · 04-08-2005, 12:09 PM

Originally posted by HighOnAcid

I might not be Barney Rubble but I sure can make your bed rock!

My of my alltime favs that my buddy from college used to use with great success is, "Excuse me. Can I wear your ass as a hat?" Worked like a charm!

seriously?? I'll try that next time and report back to you bro

**Dina_C9** · 04-08-2005, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield

No line out there can match the power of humor and being yourself.

you know it my friend

**goldman** · 04-08-2005, 02:05 PM

"u remind me of my momma"

or
"u smell like the inside of my mums purse" -family guy (must say it in a southern redneck accent)

**Doc911** · 04-08-2005, 02:31 PM

nice hair...
wanna fuck?

**bringer** · 04-08-2005, 02:34 PM

you sure you were born a female?

**kaktuz** · 04-08-2005, 02:39 PM

Originally posted by escorpio

Don't scream or I'll kill you.

**robfantasy** · 04-08-2005, 02:40 PM

"u might have seen me in a few movies before, i stuntcock for ron jeremy"

**nico-t** · 04-08-2005, 04:27 PM

"i just touched my penis"

**Extreme Holly** · 04-08-2005, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by WEG Cory

"You had me at 'I want to sleep with you.'"

ha ha ha, thats my new favorite line.

**Juggernaut** · 04-08-2005, 05:13 PM

It's not really a line, but the best action I've seen that works, is when you say you're from another state, or if you're abroad, obviously the whole accent thing does wonders for getting pussy.

**Jace** · 04-08-2005, 05:15 PM

i am married, so mine is pretty to the point

"hey babe, wanna fuck?"

**sniperwolf** · 04-08-2005, 05:24 PM

Originally posted by robfantasy

"u might have seen me in a few movies before, i stuntcock for ron jeremy"

can I get you a drink?

**hydro** · 04-08-2005, 05:26 PM

Youve gotta say this one in a really serious voice for it to work. Keep a straight face then give em a little smile at the end so they know your joking then give your phone number and walk off

Excuse me, i'd really appreciate if you stopped checking me out. Or at least treat me with some respect and don't drool while you look at my body or stare at the buldge in my pants. I'm more than just a sex toy, i've got a great personality and a great mind. But i guess their both too much for you to appreciate.

of course it can be worded in different ways just depending on where your at

What Is Your Best Pick Up Line?

What Is Your Best Pick Up Line?

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