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04-08-2005, 12:37 AM
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Boomer Woffen
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Post some examples of Odd Chick behavior
Here is one,
Dancing in front of a mirror. Every chick I know dances in front of a mirror wtf is that? Imaginge a guy doing that? Discuss Duke
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04-08-2005, 12:39 AM
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Any chick that agrees to sleep with Duke is on odd bitch.
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04-08-2005, 12:39 AM
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My chick met you, now her orgasms are stronger and longer.
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04-08-2005, 12:40 AM
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Boomer Woffen
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For Sure!! what are they thinking? lol Duke
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04-08-2005, 12:41 AM
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Boomer Woffen
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See Aaron? Give Dukie some props  Duke
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04-08-2005, 12:43 AM
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Boomer Woffen
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Ohh here is some more odd chick behavior. Driving 30 miles with emergency brake on.
Duke
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04-08-2005, 12:47 AM
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Kliris
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wouldn't that damage the car?
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04-08-2005, 12:49 AM
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YARGH! Me Wife has a weird habit of gettin' confused. Then I club her to death with me Parrot.
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04-08-2005, 01:16 AM
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Boomer Woffen
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DUke
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04-08-2005, 01:59 AM
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Excessive use of mirrors. Only women and metro's engage in this.
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04-08-2005, 04:46 AM
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Heres another,
WTF is the up with girls who just have to be in the bathroom all the time, just cant understand this one. Also cant understand why any girl in her right mind would let duke face fuck her, now thats one i just will never understand
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04-08-2005, 06:02 AM
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Post that vid of that girl getting her ass lit on fire.
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04-08-2005, 06:19 AM
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I dont think its a odd behavior if a lot of chick do something. But one hottie I know did this... I was in the store with her and we were walking around and all of a sudden she said "Im so horny that my clitoris is tingling."
She say funny and weird shit like that all the time, I really like her but this was before I was fucking her. How many girls do something like that? ;) |
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04-08-2005, 06:23 AM
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Dukie you forgot this.
Dancing infront of the mirror with a hairbrush to their mouth, singing along...Odd indeed. Also, dancing in the car, people infront of them looking the rear view mirror must get out the way, those bitches are gonna crash into the back of you! |
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04-08-2005, 06:24 AM
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04-08-2005, 06:26 AM
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04-08-2005, 06:26 AM
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Taking an hour to "fix" their hair. Or trying on at least three different "outfits", some repeatedly, before being ready to go out.
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04-08-2005, 07:28 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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04-08-2005, 07:35 AM
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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I can't fucking stand the "If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you." mentality when they are pissed off.
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04-08-2005, 07:54 AM
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04-08-2005, 07:55 AM
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04-08-2005, 08:00 AM
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funny thread...but Im sure there are just as many wierd things that guys do..
girls and guys are so different.....God must have a great sense of humor cause love has to be a cruel joke he is playing on us to get us to procreate..lol |
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04-08-2005, 08:01 AM
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Cupping farts and sniffing.
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04-08-2005, 08:03 AM
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LMAO...yes, us women can make the oddest of behaviors seem adorable and graceful. And for the record, I would love to see any straight man dance in front of a mirror. That would be so hot.  |
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04-08-2005, 08:08 AM
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Mine does this all the time. Gets dressed to go out, asks how she looks, and no matter what response I give, she says "You don't like it, do you." ....
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04-08-2005, 08:58 AM
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They're tempermental and bi polar on their periods.
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04-08-2005, 11:42 AM
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Odd chick behaviour - when they're out with friends they are unable to go to the toilet by themselves
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04-08-2005, 12:11 PM
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Is on the 1
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1. They drink water as if its no longer in existance THEN have to stop at every 3rd
store to take a piss. 2. If you are in a group of 3 or more women and 1 of them orders a salad the others will have salad also... Its a fact Ive seen this countless times man with my wife and her friends. 3. Men go out with their friends to the pub to have a few pints and can wear the same outfit your buddies have seen you in for the last 3 years. WOMEN have to get an entire new outfit to go out with the same girls they see all the time and in fact went shopping to get the outfit to go out drinking in that night, NEVER shall they be seen twice in said outfit. 4. Am I fat?..... If I had a nickel for each time my wife asked me this. She could hide behind floss and still asks me this question. Bravely or stupidly Ive said, yes to see the results.... its not pretty and usually resulted in $250 in shoes being bought for her as my pennance. 5. Elimination or shunning of the " pretty girl " - your buddy comes around with a new girlfriend that happens to be really cute. The rest of the existing girlfriends / wives will be nice to her, hang out, trade #'s and all that shit... THEN... rip her apart on all points ( hair was slutty, outfit looked slutty, slutty shoes, slutty makeup, slutty car, etc) when she's not there and let YOU know how much they all hate this new babe in the circle of friends. There is 1 exception to this rule *IF* the new girl is uglier than the other women or 30+ pounds more than the other babes she's cool and all is well. The existing babes will totally love her and now know where to score even more sundae's and shit. 6. Something you do fucked up as a guy, she has to let the world know via calling all her friends + family that she has somehow managed to find the stupidest man alive. If You did that to her, you'd wake up with no balls..... Why they do this, I'll never know. 7. Attracted to you for certain reasons at first that she funds really great and wonderful. Flash forward 2 years and these traits about you drive her up the wall. 8. Putting a hair tie around the gearshift of my truck. What the f*** is that about? 9. Asking you to dust the entire house, clean up everything and then make a cheese + veggie tray for your buddies that are coming over to party. We're just going to head into the basement to drink at the basement fridge and smoke bowls... My friends never thought of food in addition to beer + dope being there.... They certainly dont care if my carpets' been deodorized or the linens are fresh..... You have seen their places??!?!?!?!??!..... I wouldnt even take my shoes off in their pads, lol...... 10. Are we going anywhere? -- this applies to realtionships in general. When asked this question about " where is our relationship going" Ive been tempted to say " looks like were in hell at the momment, maybe Cleveland is next? ".... But, I have come to learn that means somehow the things in her life that she never finished are your fault. So what if these things in her life were 20 years before you met, still its your fault. |
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04-08-2005, 01:01 PM
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Girls who dance & sing together any place, any time. I've had retards walk up to me and say how retarded that is.
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