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Exxxotica · 01-02-2002, 12:10 AM

What started out as a sweet little kitty, has caused more trouble than I could have ever imagined. We felt so sorry for the little kitten, and just had to rescue her from the pound.

Things were fine with the cat until I started to noticing strange occurrences around the house. Doors would open and shut by themselves, milk would be missing from the fridge, and strange meows could be heard coming from various parts of the house.

We never really bothered with it until the day it finally happened...that horrible fucking stare.

After several days of staring into the eyes of the kitten, my girlfriend is having troubles with her eyes. The doctor says it's just temporary, but Im not convinced that the powers of the cat can be so easily reversed.

I know I shouldnt have done it, but in a fit of anger, I took a bag of catnip and forced it onto the kittens head. I tied it off with a rubberband and let her breathe it in for a good hour or so.

However, this seemed to only intensify the cats evil powers. My girlfriends eyes are so messed up. She cant even see correctly anymore. I know the cat is having an effect on me too. I find myself drawn to my girlfriends eyes, even finding myself turned on while gazing into them. I no longer look at her breasts, just the eyes.

If anybody has any experience with possessed animals or feline exorcism, I would really like to talk to you on ICQ. I just cant figure out how to get rid of the cat without it doing me or my girlfriend harm. It's even watching me type right now. I so fucking scared and dont know what to do.

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titmowse · 01-02-2002, 12:13 AM

hum to the cat and chant titmowse titmowse titmowse...all will be well

ps: i got a polydactyl kitty

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Satan · 01-02-2002, 12:17 AM

Unfortunatly there is nothing you can do, soon you will find yourselves completely under the control of pussy...

Becarefull, this is very contageous.... looks a lot like the great pussy addiction of 1974.

RobertD · 01-02-2002, 12:20 AM

Aussie Rebel · 01-02-2002, 12:26 AM

Put it in the microwave for 10 minutes on high, thats how I fixed my cats

Aussie Rebel

Exxxotica · 01-02-2002, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aussie Rebel:
Put it in the microwave for 10 minutes on high, thats how I fixed my cats

Aussie Rebel

Ill try it!!! Thanks!!!

RedShoe · 01-02-2002, 12:34 AM

Damm! Exxxotica is one hot chick. More pics... more pics!!

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Rocky · 01-02-2002, 12:48 AM

talk about pussy control

another brilliant montage from Exxxotica

adamm · 01-02-2002, 12:51 AM

thats some cute pussy!

titmowse · 01-02-2002, 12:52 AM

wait just a bobdamned minute. that's three different cats! exxxotica, are you a shady character?

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adamm · 01-02-2002, 01:07 AM

3 cats???

I guess so, unless its one of those "special catz"

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Exxxotica · 01-02-2002, 01:13 AM

Yeah, it's like three cats in one. I cant figure it out. One day she is solid grey, the next she is multicolored.

What I think is, that there are the souls of MANY cats in her. This could explain the strange meows heard throughout my house.

Too weird I tell ya.

adamm · 01-02-2002, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica:
Yeah, it's like three cats in one. I cant figure it out. One day she is solid grey, the next she is multicolored.

What I think is, that there are the souls of MANY cats in her. This could explain the strange meows heard throughout my house.

Too weird I tell ya.

yeah, don't worry about that, its just one of those rainbow cats, they are rare, but not unheard of, very special

PersianKitty · 01-02-2002, 02:51 AM

Or maybe it's the nine lives thing, just several lives all at once and each a different look

Titmouse,
I have 3 polydactyl kitties.

Scarier yet... here's the kitty all grown up!

[This message has been edited by PersianKitty (edited 01-02-2002).]

Rocky · 01-02-2002, 02:53 AM

PK is in da house

Exxxotica · 01-02-2002, 03:30 AM

Cute cat PK... but does it do this?

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kittykat69 · 01-02-2002, 04:27 AM

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PersianKitty · 01-02-2002, 04:37 AM

Thankfully, after 18 years, she's stopped the glowing eyes bit.. unless she gets caught in a dark hallway somewhere.

titmowse · 01-02-2002, 04:53 AM

hey PK,

Here's mine:

He's only six months old and he's as big as the hulk. Polydactyls rule! Well, glowing eyed kitties rule, but in a much more demonic way...

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tit

learn search find

Brian911 · 01-02-2002, 05:14 AM

LOL

I`ll see if I can get our cat to stop hurting our neighbour to get a scan

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boneprone · 01-02-2002, 04:30 PM

thats a huge cat Tit!

adamm · 01-02-2002, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse:
hey PK,

Here's mine:

He's only six months old and he's as big as the hulk. Polydactyls rule! Well, glowing eyed kitties rule, but in a much more demonic way...

Cute kitty, but one question, Does he catch titmice?

Shianna · 01-02-2002, 05:19 PM

I prefer the two headed ones

Squishy · 01-02-2002, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shianna:
I prefer the two headed ones

The one with the pink nose looks just like mine did as a small little kitten...he just died at 15 years of age a few weeks back...I'm gonna go home and miss my kitty now...

Shianna · 01-02-2002, 08:05 PM

Sorry

I love kitties. Everytime I read this post mine jumps on my lap. It must like the spooky music.

PersianKitty · 01-03-2002, 12:32 AM

I couldn't resist...

This is called.. A bedfull of pussy..

titmowse · 01-03-2002, 12:38 AM

so many kitties! this is my favorite thread! is your one cat really 19, PK?

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tit

learn search find

rollin2 · 01-03-2002, 12:39 AM

PK,

Pixie bob kitties

Pure breed...

rollin2 · 01-03-2002, 12:40 AM

You've got $6000 worth of pussy in that bed :P

PersianKitty · 01-03-2002, 12:49 AM

Ayep. I have 5 here..momma and those 4. They are now 3 years old. The momma cat and the babies' daddy are directly from the originator of the breed here in Washington.

The big guy in the back of the picture above..she wanted me to sell to someone back east for $2K. Another one would have gone for at least $3K. I couldn't part with them. Of 6 babies, one female went to the breeder, one went to my brother and I have the other 4. Needless to say, I refused to breed my momma cat again.

The grey white kitty is 18.5 years old. She's older than my kids. Two other kitties are 14 and 12, then I have the motley pixie bob crew.

I love baby pictures.

[This message has been edited by PersianKitty (edited 01-03-2002).]

Angelie · 01-03-2002, 06:27 AM

Look at my angel's. The kitty cats xoxo

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Shianna · 01-03-2002, 10:15 AM

These are my mommys kitties

I cut myself out of the pics hehehe

I'll have to find a pic of my kitty, she's not any special breed just a mutt that turned out to be very beautiful. I want an Abyssinian for my next kitty I saw one in a pet store and fell in love with it. I love the red colors.

Rocky · 01-03-2002, 02:51 PM

i have the most beautiful kitty

it's an extremely rare breed
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spacedog · 01-03-2002, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rocky:
i have the most beautiful kitty

it's an extremely rare breed
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boneprone · 01-03-2002, 03:41 PM

it is yoda!

Star · 01-03-2002, 03:58 PM

hahahaha
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01-02-2002, 12:10 AM	#1
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	That Possesed Cat is Destroying my Life What started out as a sweet little kitty, has caused more trouble than I could have ever imagined. We felt so sorry for the little kitten, and just had to rescue her from the pound. Things were fine with the cat until I started to noticing strange occurrences around the house. Doors would open and shut by themselves, milk would be missing from the fridge, and strange meows could be heard coming from various parts of the house. We never really bothered with it until the day it finally happened...that horrible fucking stare. After several days of staring into the eyes of the kitten, my girlfriend is having troubles with her eyes. The doctor says it's just temporary, but Im not convinced that the powers of the cat can be so easily reversed. I know I shouldnt have done it, but in a fit of anger, I took a bag of catnip and forced it onto the kittens head. I tied it off with a rubberband and let her breathe it in for a good hour or so. However, this seemed to only intensify the cats evil powers. My girlfriends eyes are so messed up. She cant even see correctly anymore. I know the cat is having an effect on me too. I find myself drawn to my girlfriends eyes, even finding myself turned on while gazing into them. I no longer look at her breasts, just the eyes. If anybody has any experience with possessed animals or feline exorcism, I would really like to talk to you on ICQ. I just cant figure out how to get rid of the cat without it doing me or my girlfriend harm. It's even watching me type right now. I so fucking scared and dont know what to do. [This message has been edited by Exxxotica (edited 01-01-2002).]

01-02-2002, 12:20 AM	#4
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01-02-2002, 12:13 AM	#2
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	hum to the cat and chant titmowse titmowse titmowse...all will be well ps: i got a polydactyl kitty ------------------ love, tit learn search find [This message has been edited by titmowse (edited 01-01-2002).]

01-02-2002, 12:17 AM	#3
Satan Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Hell Posts: 1,626	Unfortunatly there is nothing you can do, soon you will find yourselves completely under the control of pussy... Becarefull, this is very contageous.... looks a lot like the great pussy addiction of 1974.

01-02-2002, 12:26 AM	#5
Aussie Rebel Blow Me U Geeks Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Maximum Security Posts: 5,108	Put it in the microwave for 10 minutes on high, thats how I fixed my cats Aussie Rebel

01-02-2002, 12:34 AM	#7
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Damm! Exxxotica is one hot chick. More pics... more pics!! ------------------ Make BLING BLING BootyBone style! BoneProne Family Member - Booty Division

01-02-2002, 12:48 AM	#8
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	talk about pussy control another brilliant montage from Exxxotica

01-02-2002, 12:51 AM	#9
adamm Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: san diego Posts: 239	thats some cute pussy!

01-02-2002, 12:52 AM	#10
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	wait just a bobdamned minute. that's three different cats! exxxotica, are you a shady character? ------------------ love, tit learn search find

01-02-2002, 01:07 AM	#11
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01-02-2002, 01:13 AM	#12
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Yeah, it's like three cats in one. I cant figure it out. One day she is solid grey, the next she is multicolored. What I think is, that there are the souls of MANY cats in her. This could explain the strange meows heard throughout my house. Too weird I tell ya.

01-02-2002, 02:51 AM	#14
PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	Or maybe it's the nine lives thing, just several lives all at once and each a different look Titmouse, I have 3 polydactyl kitties. Scarier yet... here's the kitty all grown up! [This message has been edited by PersianKitty (edited 01-02-2002).]

01-02-2002, 02:53 AM	#15
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	PK is in da house

01-02-2002, 03:30 AM	#16
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Cute cat PK... but does it do this? <embed src="http://www.konstruktiv.net/kitty_02.swf" quality=high bgcolor=#000000 WIDTH=350 HEIGHT=250 TYPE="application/x-shockwave-flash" PLUGINSPAGE="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed>

01-02-2002, 04:37 AM	#18
PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	Thankfully, after 18 years, she's stopped the glowing eyes bit.. unless she gets caught in a dark hallway somewhere.

01-02-2002, 04:53 AM	#19
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	hey PK, Here's mine: He's only six months old and he's as big as the hulk. Polydactyls rule! Well, glowing eyed kitties rule, but in a much more demonic way... ------------------ love, tit learn search find

01-02-2002, 05:14 AM	#20
Brian911 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 654	LOL I`ll see if I can get our cat to stop hurting our neighbour to get a scan ------------------ EraserCash - $35/sign-up, great promotional tools! LuckyPartners - 65% recurring, free hosting without ANY ads and more!

01-02-2002, 04:30 PM	#21
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	thats a huge cat Tit!

01-02-2002, 05:19 PM	#23
Shianna Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: New York Posts: 173	I prefer the two headed ones

01-02-2002, 08:05 PM	#25
Shianna Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: New York Posts: 173	Sorry I love kitties. Everytime I read this post mine jumps on my lap. It must like the spooky music.

01-03-2002, 12:32 AM	#26
PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	I couldn't resist... This is called.. A bedfull of pussy..

01-03-2002, 12:38 AM	#27
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	so many kitties! this is my favorite thread! is your one cat really 19, PK? ------------------ love, tit learn search find

01-03-2002, 12:39 AM	#28
rollin2 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 542	PK, Pixie bob kitties Pure breed...

01-03-2002, 12:40 AM	#29
rollin2 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 542	You've got $6000 worth of pussy in that bed :P

01-03-2002, 12:49 AM	#30
PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	Ayep. I have 5 here..momma and those 4. They are now 3 years old. The momma cat and the babies' daddy are directly from the originator of the breed here in Washington. The big guy in the back of the picture above..she wanted me to sell to someone back east for $2K. Another one would have gone for at least $3K. I couldn't part with them. Of 6 babies, one female went to the breeder, one went to my brother and I have the other 4. Needless to say, I refused to breed my momma cat again. The grey white kitty is 18.5 years old. She's older than my kids. Two other kitties are 14 and 12, then I have the motley pixie bob crew. I love baby pictures. [This message has been edited by PersianKitty (edited 01-03-2002).]

01-03-2002, 06:27 AM	#31
Angelie Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: San Diego, CA. USA Posts: 1,466	Look at my angel's. The kitty cats xoxo ------------------ XOXO Angelie Almendare Come and visit me at: http://www.angelie.com Use my photos and make money honey. http://www.angelie.com/revshare/ [This message has been edited by Angelie (edited 01-03-2002).]

01-03-2002, 10:15 AM	#32
Shianna Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: New York Posts: 173	These are my mommys kitties I cut myself out of the pics hehehe I'll have to find a pic of my kitty, she's not any special breed just a mutt that turned out to be very beautiful. I want an Abyssinian for my next kitty I saw one in a pet store and fell in love with it. I love the red colors.

01-03-2002, 02:51 PM	#33
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	i have the most beautiful kitty it's an extremely rare breed http://www.rockyspornpalace.com/mykitty.htm

01-03-2002, 03:41 PM	#35
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	it is yoda!

01-03-2002, 03:58 PM	#36
Star Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 74	hahahaha are you going to breed yoda? ---------------- ExtremeGreen