That Possesed Cat is Destroying my Life
 

What started out as a sweet little kitty, has caused more trouble than I could have ever imagined. We felt so sorry for the little kitten, and just had to rescue her from the pound.

http://www.exxxotica.net/stuff/kitty.jpg

Things were fine with the cat until I started to noticing strange occurrences around the house. Doors would open and shut by themselves, milk would be missing from the fridge, and strange meows could be heard coming from various parts of the house.

We never really bothered with it until the day it finally happened...that horrible fucking stare.
http://www.exxxotica.net/stuff/evilkitty2.jpg

After several days of staring into the eyes of the kitten, my girlfriend is having troubles with her eyes. The doctor says it's just temporary, but Im not convinced that the powers of the cat can be so easily reversed.

http://www.exxxotica.net/stuff/kitty2.jpg

I know I shouldnt have done it, but in a fit of anger, I took a bag of catnip and forced it onto the kittens head. I tied it off with a rubberband and let her breathe it in for a good hour or so.

http://www.exxxotica.net/stuff/catscan.jpg

However, this seemed to only intensify the cats evil powers. My girlfriends eyes are so messed up. She cant even see correctly anymore. I know the cat is having an effect on me too. I find myself drawn to my girlfriends eyes, even finding myself turned on while gazing into them. I no longer look at her breasts, just the eyes.

http://www.exxxotica.net/stuff/kittykat.gif

If anybody has any experience with possessed animals or feline exorcism, I would really like to talk to you on ICQ. I just cant figure out how to get rid of the cat without it doing me or my girlfriend harm. It's even watching me type right now. I so fucking scared and dont know what to do.


[This message has been edited by Exxxotica (edited 01-01-2002).]

hum to the cat and chant titmowse titmowse titmowse...all will be well

ps: i got a polydactyl kitty

------------------
http://www.screaminet.com/~incognit/frog.gif love,
tit

learn search find

[This message has been edited by titmowse (edited 01-01-2002).]

Unfortunatly there is nothing you can do, soon you will find yourselves completely under the control of pussy...

Becarefull, this is very contageous.... looks a lot like the great pussy addiction of 1974.

LOL!

Put it in the microwave for 10 minutes on high, thats how I fixed my cats

Aussie Rebel

Ill try it!!! Thanks!!!

Damm! Exxxotica is one hot chick. More pics... more pics!!


------------------
Make BLING BLING BootyBone style!
http://home.earthlink.net/~fxgrunt/g...ne-icon-01.gif
BoneProne Family Member - Booty Division

talk about pussy control
http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

another brilliant montage from Exxxotica

thats some cute pussy!

wait just a bobdamned minute. that's three different cats! exxxotica, are you a shady character?



------------------
http://www.screaminet.com/~incognit/frog.gif love,
tit

learn search find

3 cats???

I guess so, unless its one of those "special catz"

------------------
Your surfers are hung like fleas!

CLICK HERE
to give them the gift of more meat,
and get 25% commissions on all sales

Yeah, it's like three cats in one. I cant figure it out. One day she is solid grey, the next she is multicolored.

What I think is, that there are the souls of MANY cats in her. This could explain the strange meows heard throughout my house.

Too weird I tell ya.

yeah, don't worry about that, its just one of those rainbow cats, they are rare, but not unheard of, very special

Or maybe it's the nine lives thing, just several lives all at once and each a different look http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif


Titmouse,
I have 3 polydactyl kitties.

Scarier yet... here's the kitty all grown up!
http://209.81.0.2/images/purrsonal/princess2.jpg

http://209.81.0.2/images/purrsonal/princess.jpg


[This message has been edited by PersianKitty (edited 01-02-2002).]

PK is in da house

Cute cat PK... but does it do this?

<embed src="http://www.konstruktiv.net/kitty_02.swf" quality=high bgcolor=#000000 WIDTH=350 HEIGHT=250 TYPE="application/x-shockwave-flash" PLUGINSPAGE="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed>

I always looked liek that when I am stoned http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif


<a href="http://www.sexcontents.com">Sexcontents - Total Content Solutions</a>


<a href="http://www.thecorporation.com/oneoffs/96/kittyporn/index.html">http://www.analssexx.com/kitty/shit/stopkitty.gif</a>

[This message has been edited by kittykat69 (edited 01-02-2002).]

Thankfully, after 18 years, she's stopped the glowing eyes bit.. unless she gets caught in a dark hallway somewhere.

hey PK,

Here's mine:
http://www.screaminet.com/~incognit/bobpol.jpg

He's only six months old and he's as big as the hulk. Polydactyls rule! Well, glowing eyed kitties rule, but in a much more demonic way...



------------------
http://www.screaminet.com/~incognit/frog.gif love,
tit

learn search find

LOL

I`ll see if I can get our cat to stop hurting our neighbour to get a scan http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

------------------
EraserCash - $35/sign-up, great promotional tools!
LuckyPartners - 65% recurring, free hosting without ANY ads and more!

thats a huge cat Tit!

Cute kitty, but one question, Does he catch titmice?

I prefer the two headed ones
http://www.18nsexy.com/kittys.jpg

The one with the pink nose looks just like mine did as a small little kitten...he just died at 15 years of age a few weeks back...I'm gonna go home and miss my kitty now...

Sorry http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/frown.gif I love kitties. Everytime I read this post mine jumps on my lap. It must like the spooky music.

I couldn't resist...

This is called.. A bedfull of pussy..

http://209.81.0.2/pktemp/abedfull.jpg

so many kitties! this is my favorite thread! is your one cat really 19, PK?



------------------
http://www.screaminet.com/~incognit/frog.gif love,
tit

learn search find

PK,

Pixie bob kitties http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

Pure breed...

You've got $6000 worth of pussy in that bed :P

Ayep. I have 5 here..momma and those 4. They are now 3 years old. The momma cat and the babies' daddy are directly from the originator of the breed here in Washington.

The big guy in the back of the picture above..she wanted me to sell to someone back east for $2K. Another one would have gone for at least $3K. I couldn't part with them. Of 6 babies, one female went to the breeder, one went to my brother and I have the other 4. Needless to say, I refused to breed my momma cat again.

The grey white kitty is 18.5 years old. She's older than my kids. Two other kitties are 14 and 12, then I have the motley pixie bob crew.

I love baby pictures.

http://209.81.0.2/pktemp/kittens/img005.jpg

[This message has been edited by PersianKitty (edited 01-03-2002).]

Look at my angel's. The kitty cats xoxo

http://www.angelie.net/PhotoPostings/KittysBest1.jpg

------------------
XOXO
Angelie Almendare

Come and visit me at: http://www.angelie.com

Use my photos and make money honey. http://www.angelie.com/revshare/

[This message has been edited by Angelie (edited 01-03-2002).]

These are my mommys kitties http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif I cut myself out of the pics hehehe
http://www.18nsexy.com/kittys2.jpg
I'll have to find a pic of my kitty, she's not any special breed just a mutt that turned out to be very beautiful. I want an Abyssinian for my next kitty I saw one in a pet store and fell in love with it. I love the red colors.

i have the most beautiful kitty

it's an extremely rare breed
http://www.rockyspornpalace.com/mykitty.htm

Oh My God!.. It's YODA!! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif


------------------
My Galleries suck, so please submit yours

I'm Fucking Starving..Sign Up for My Sponsors..

it is yoda!

hahahaha
are you going to breed yoda?


----------------

ExtremeGreen