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media · 04-06-2005, 04:18 PM

Ok so we went out to lunch today and we stopped by a strip club for a fast beer.. While we were out on the smoking deck this stripper comes up to us and asks to sit between us.. Sure ok.. no problem... Then she asks for a cigarette.. Sure no problem.. Mid cigarette she belches and says "Oh excuse me" not much of a problem, I can let that go.. She gets up to walk to the door and as she's getting ready to open the door to go back inside SHE THROWS UP!!! and says "Sorry, it's ok though, it's mostly water!" YUACK!!!! Then on the way out she had thrown up inside the club too.. so we bounced the fuck out fast..

Just thought I'd let you all know the adventure today.. Just glad she did not throw up on me or DoctorT ..

bly · 04-06-2005, 04:19 PM

sick bitch probably from the crack

Fake Nick · 04-06-2005, 04:20 PM

why were you sharing this again ?

Sly · 04-06-2005, 04:21 PM

Jesus. Now that's what you call deepthroat.

Pete-KT · 04-06-2005, 04:21 PM

nasty crack whore

media · 04-06-2005, 04:24 PM

She was talking about how she had Tequila and Beer last night and got fucked up.. But I suspect it was something else..

MandyBlake · 04-06-2005, 04:25 PM

ick...why did she go to work then?

khs · 04-06-2005, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake

ick...why did she go to work then?

no $$$ = no crack

simple

nico-t · 04-06-2005, 04:27 PM

wtf... guess she learned to act very cool when u do something dirty u cant control

media · 04-06-2005, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake

ick...why did she go to work then?

Last week when we were there she was talking about how she needed to get some money fast for rent.. I had to bite my tongue then.. I was gonna make her an offer to do some nasty stuff to make the money, but I felt sorta bad for her.. So I just left after she brought that up.. "NO I DON'T WANT A LAP DANCE!"

goldman · 04-06-2005, 04:28 PM

i had a bit of a health worry a few months ago.. when ever i dank any spirits.. no matter what quantity.. the next day i would chuck 12-15 times.. after the food had gone it was only water and bile which apparently is something ur lungs produce..
hence i only drink beer now days.. never gives me any trouble..

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-06-2005, 04:36 PM

Her new stage name can be Barfarella.

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sniperwolf · 04-06-2005, 04:41 PM

that just suck... she should have gone to the toilet and let it all out there... some people just can't handle it...or even don't want to admit they're drunk...

RoCkMaN · 04-06-2005, 04:42 PM

Its the new 'IN thing... All the Japanese strippers are doing it...

tical · 04-06-2005, 04:43 PM

what strip club was this?

Drake · 04-06-2005, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Her new stage name can be Barfarella.

ADG Webmaster

hahahaha

BRISK · 04-06-2005, 04:47 PM

Sounds like someones pregnant

media · 04-06-2005, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical

what strip club was this?

Hot Body Club - Eugene, OR
Should change the name to "The Upchuck Club"

prezzz · 04-06-2005, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by media

Then she asks for a cigarette.. Sure no problem.. Mid cigarette she belches and says "Oh excuse me" not much of a problem, I can let that go.. She gets up to walk to the door and as she's getting ready to open the door to go back inside SHE THROWS UP!!!

Note to self - never ask EpicCash guys for a cigarette...

VIPimp · 04-06-2005, 05:25 PM

hmmm new niche? you should have taken ur camera.

04-06-2005, 04:18 PM	#1
media Confirmed Moneymaker Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Eugene, OR It's Like Jail, Only with Trees! Posts: 9,852	Stripper Vomit! Ok so we went out to lunch today and we stopped by a strip club for a fast beer.. While we were out on the smoking deck this stripper comes up to us and asks to sit between us.. Sure ok.. no problem... Then she asks for a cigarette.. Sure no problem.. Mid cigarette she belches and says "Oh excuse me" not much of a problem, I can let that go.. She gets up to walk to the door and as she's getting ready to open the door to go back inside SHE THROWS UP!!! and says "Sorry, it's ok though, it's mostly water!" YUACK!!!! Then on the way out she had thrown up inside the club too.. so we bounced the fuck out fast.. Just thought I'd let you all know the adventure today.. Just glad she did not throw up on me or DoctorT .. __________________ I'm here for the violence!

04-06-2005, 04:21 PM	#4
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04-06-2005, 04:24 PM	#6
media Confirmed Moneymaker Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Eugene, OR It's Like Jail, Only with Trees! Posts: 9,852	She was talking about how she had Tequila and Beer last night and got fucked up.. But I suspect it was something else.. __________________ I'm here for the violence!

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04-06-2005, 04:28 PM	#11
goldman Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: nz Posts: 212	i had a bit of a health worry a few months ago.. when ever i dank any spirits.. no matter what quantity.. the next day i would chuck 12-15 times.. after the food had gone it was only water and bile which apparently is something ur lungs produce.. hence i only drink beer now days.. never gives me any trouble.. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

04-06-2005, 04:19 PM	#2
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04-06-2005, 04:27 PM	#9
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04-06-2005, 05:25 PM	#20
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