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media 04-06-2005 04:18 PM

Stripper Vomit!
 
Ok so we went out to lunch today and we stopped by a strip club for a fast beer.. While we were out on the smoking deck this stripper comes up to us and asks to sit between us.. Sure ok.. no problem... Then she asks for a cigarette.. Sure no problem.. Mid cigarette she belches and says "Oh excuse me" not much of a problem, I can let that go.. She gets up to walk to the door and as she's getting ready to open the door to go back inside SHE THROWS UP!!! and says "Sorry, it's ok though, it's mostly water!" YUACK!!!! Then on the way out she had thrown up inside the club too.. so we bounced the fuck out fast..

Just thought I'd let you all know the adventure today.. Just glad she did not throw up on me or DoctorT .. :repuke

bly 04-06-2005 04:19 PM

sick bitch probably from the crack

Fake Nick 04-06-2005 04:20 PM

why were you sharing this again ?

Sly 04-06-2005 04:21 PM

Jesus. Now that's what you call deepthroat.

Pete-KT 04-06-2005 04:21 PM

nasty crack whore

media 04-06-2005 04:24 PM

She was talking about how she had Tequila and Beer last night and got fucked up.. But I suspect it was something else.. :1orglaugh

MandyBlake 04-06-2005 04:25 PM

ick...why did she go to work then?

khs 04-06-2005 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake
ick...why did she go to work then?

no $$$ = no crack

simple

nico-t 04-06-2005 04:27 PM

wtf... guess she learned to act very cool when u do something dirty u cant control

media 04-06-2005 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake
ick...why did she go to work then?

Last week when we were there she was talking about how she needed to get some money fast for rent.. I had to bite my tongue then.. I was gonna make her an offer to do some nasty stuff to make the money, but I felt sorta bad for her.. So I just left after she brought that up.. "NO I DON'T WANT A LAP DANCE!"

goldman 04-06-2005 04:28 PM

i had a bit of a health worry a few months ago.. when ever i dank any spirits.. no matter what quantity.. the next day i would chuck 12-15 times.. after the food had gone it was only water and bile which apparently is something ur lungs produce..
hence i only drink beer now days.. never gives me any trouble..

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-06-2005 04:36 PM

Her new stage name can be Barfarella.

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sniperwolf 04-06-2005 04:41 PM

that just suck... she should have gone to the toilet and let it all out there... some people just can't handle it...or even don't want to admit they're drunk...

RoCkMaN 04-06-2005 04:42 PM

Its the new 'IN thing... All the Japanese strippers are doing it...

tical 04-06-2005 04:43 PM

what strip club was this?

Drake 04-06-2005 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Her new stage name can be Barfarella.

ADG Webmaster

hahahaha

BRISK 04-06-2005 04:47 PM

Sounds like someones pregnant

media 04-06-2005 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical
what strip club was this?

Hot Body Club - Eugene, OR
Should change the name to "The Upchuck Club"

prezzz 04-06-2005 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by media
Then she asks for a cigarette.. Sure no problem.. Mid cigarette she belches and says "Oh excuse me" not much of a problem, I can let that go.. She gets up to walk to the door and as she's getting ready to open the door to go back inside SHE THROWS UP!!!

Note to self - never ask EpicCash guys for a cigarette...

VIPimp 04-06-2005 05:25 PM

hmmm new niche? you should have taken ur camera.


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