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Scrapper · 04-03-2005, 09:08 AM

It was a great spring day and I was in the garden clearing brush for fresh veggies this year. I get done and go to check my sites and see some nice Latina ass. I needed to pleasure my self right then.

I go to sleep and wake up with my dick on fire! I turn on the light and I see Elvis now looks like Godzilla! I am way pissed off due to being careful all this years escaping STD?s. I call up my longtime girl friend and called her a cheating whore and a hahahaha for being a loser and she starts crying and fucking denies it was her!

I book a doctors appointment and now it has spread to my lips and face! It is a huge and horrible outbreak with oozing bumps on my head and in my pee pee hole! I go to the doctors and he looks at sick Elvis.. he starts laughing. He said: Idiot you don?t have herpes you have poison oak!

?????????????My bad!

pornstar2pac · 04-03-2005, 09:09 AM

Boneprone fucked her first

and third

GatorB · 04-03-2005, 09:10 AM

Unlike love, herpes is forever.

Peter Romero · 04-03-2005, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scrapper

I get done and go to check my sites and see some nice Latina ass. I needed to pleasure my self right then.

You lost me at this sentence...

DarkJedi · 04-03-2005, 09:12 AM

onno · 04-03-2005, 04:47 PM

take care

smack · 04-03-2005, 05:00 PM

man, that must have been a fucking relief.

swedguy · 04-03-2005, 05:00 PM

Gardening sucks

NoCarrier · 04-03-2005, 05:00 PM

Mike Okitch · 04-03-2005, 05:15 PM

I don't want to hit a sore spot, but can we talk about herpes? "herpes herpes, bo-berpes, banana, fana fo-ferpes - her-pes. ow!"

Sparks · 04-03-2005, 05:20 PM

Lol good story!

kmanrox · 04-03-2005, 05:31 PM

this thread makes my herps wanna splode

Spunky · 04-03-2005, 05:34 PM

Meanwhile your girl dumped you for your outrage

Sosa · 04-03-2005, 05:35 PM

lol funny

sonofsam · 04-03-2005, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

Meanwhile your girl dumped you for your outrage

lol no kiddin.. you have some apologizing to do

04-03-2005, 09:08 AM	#1
Scrapper So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sack Masking Your Face Posts: 491	Fucking Herpes! It was a great spring day and I was in the garden clearing brush for fresh veggies this year. I get done and go to check my sites and see some nice Latina ass. I needed to pleasure my self right then. I go to sleep and wake up with my dick on fire! I turn on the light and I see Elvis now looks like Godzilla! I am way pissed off due to being careful all this years escaping STD?s. I call up my longtime girl friend and called her a cheating whore and a hahahaha for being a loser and she starts crying and fucking denies it was her! I book a doctors appointment and now it has spread to my lips and face! It is a huge and horrible outbreak with oozing bumps on my head and in my pee pee hole! I go to the doctors and he looks at sick Elvis.. he starts laughing. He said: Idiot you don?t have herpes you have poison oak! ?????????????My bad! Last edited by Scrapper; 04-03-2005 at 09:09 AM..

04-03-2005, 09:09 AM	#2
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Sparks Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern CA Posts: 2,466	Lol good story!

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