Fucking Herpes!
 

It was a great spring day and I was in the garden clearing brush for fresh veggies this year. I get done and go to check my sites and see some nice Latina ass. I needed to pleasure my self right then.

I go to sleep and wake up with my dick on fire! I turn on the light and I see Elvis now looks like Godzilla! I am way pissed off due to being careful all this years escaping STD?s. I call up my longtime girl friend and called her a cheating whore and a hahahaha for being a loser and she starts crying and fucking denies it was her!

I book a doctors appointment and now it has spread to my lips and face! It is a huge and horrible outbreak with oozing bumps on my head and in my pee pee hole! I go to the doctors and he looks at sick Elvis.. he starts laughing. He said: Idiot you don?t have herpes you have poison oak!

?????????????My bad!

Boneprone fucked her first





























and third

Unlike love, herpes is forever.

You lost me at this sentence...

take care :(

man, that must have been a fucking relief. :1orglaugh

Gardening sucks :winkwink:

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I don't want to hit a sore spot, but can we talk about herpes? "herpes herpes, bo-berpes, banana, fana fo-ferpes - her-pes. ow!"

Lol good story!

this thread makes my herps wanna splode

Meanwhile your girl dumped you for your outrage :1orglaugh

lol funny

lol no kiddin.. you have some apologizing to do