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Fucking Herpes!
It was a great spring day and I was in the garden clearing brush for fresh veggies this year. I get done and go to check my sites and see some nice Latina ass. I needed to pleasure my self right then.
I go to sleep and wake up with my dick on fire! I turn on the light and I see Elvis now looks like Godzilla! I am way pissed off due to being careful all this years escaping STD?s. I call up my longtime girl friend and called her a cheating whore and a hahahaha for being a loser and she starts crying and fucking denies it was her!
I book a doctors appointment and now it has spread to my lips and face! It is a huge and horrible outbreak with oozing bumps on my head and in my pee pee hole! I go to the doctors and he looks at sick Elvis.. he starts laughing. He said: Idiot you don?t have herpes you have poison oak!
?????????????My bad!
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