how many 5 year olds could you take on? - GoFuckYourself.com

sonofsam · 04-03-2005, 02:10 PM

The question:

How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
You are not allowed to touch a wall.
When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Canadians
The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

I set my magic number at 30, but upon reflection, I think I could take on a few more. How many could you take on?

bangman · 04-03-2005, 02:12 PM

At least one.

Manowar · 04-03-2005, 02:14 PM

5 year olds?

hmmm. I'd aim for about 35 of them. If there's no biting - 45.

After Shock Media · 04-03-2005, 02:14 PM

A few 3-4 before I went unconcious from groin and knee hits.

groark · 04-03-2005, 02:14 PM

Maybee 10..
Is that a real game or just some bullshit?

Marcus Aurelius · 04-03-2005, 02:15 PM

around 20 maybe.

SuckOnThis · 04-03-2005, 02:16 PM

So this is what you spend your day thinking about? Beating up 5 year olds?

sonofsam · 04-03-2005, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by groark

Maybee 10..
Is that a real game or just some bullshit?

if this was real, i would be going to jail.....

bly · 04-03-2005, 02:18 PM

40-55 that would be fun shit

After Shock Media · 04-03-2005, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

if this was real, i would be going to jail.....

Well now that would depend on which country this was done in.

sonofsam · 04-03-2005, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

So this is what you spend your day thinking about? Beating up 5 year olds?

well.... i need some way to boost my ego... fighting online isn't cutting it.. i need some physical violence to make me think i'm hardcore.... and what better physical violence then beating up 5 year olds where there chances of getting hurt are minimal.....

comon now... lighten up... i took it from another forum

sonofsam · 04-03-2005, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by bly

40-55 that would be fun shit

dude 40-55 is a lot man.. if they all like grabbed on to some of your clothing etc.... would be really difficult

evanmorgan · 04-03-2005, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by groark

Maybee 10..
Is that a real game or just some bullshit?

did you really just ask whether this was a real game.....?!

Marcus Aurelius · 04-03-2005, 02:20 PM

I keep getting this image of neo fighting all the agent smith clones in matrix reloaded, except,..they are all 5 years old.

Morgan · 04-03-2005, 02:20 PM

google plex

After Shock Media · 04-03-2005, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

dude 40-55 is a lot man.. if they all like grabbed on to some of your clothing etc.... would be really difficult

He is a kid himself, what sort of answer would you expect?

smack · 04-03-2005, 02:21 PM

depends on their strategy. i'm saying about two dozen.

tedwinters · 04-03-2005, 02:21 PM

Like a 100....
Cause a lot of them wouldn't be able to reach you at once.. maybe 5-6 at one time.. not enough to pull you down..
and it wouldn't take too many hits to put a 5-year old under...
Basically, just keep on hitting until you're too tired to hit

(I wrestle my little cousins a lot

)

Manowar · 04-03-2005, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

dude 40-55 is a lot man.. if they all like grabbed on to some of your clothing etc.... would be really difficult

You could probably take one out with one punch though, a hard enough blow. once they start ganging up and attacking in groups it would be harder though

Dildozer · 04-03-2005, 02:31 PM

Well i'd probably faint from ear damage after i knocked about a dozen of them and they all started crying hysterically

sonofsam · 04-03-2005, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dildozer

Well i'd probably faint from ear damage after i knocked about a dozen of them and they all started crying hysterically

ssp · 04-03-2005, 02:34 PM

Dude you're pretty fucked up! LOL

mastermikex · 04-03-2005, 02:34 PM

i bet i could take on an infinite amount....think about it, 5 year olds? you know how little they are? you can knock them over by bumping them with your ass....i'm sure it wouldn't be hard to break any of their necks with a nice kick...of course if they're swarming all over you, thats a bit harder, but still....its not like they could really hurt a grown up with punches or kicks

hydro · 04-03-2005, 02:35 PM

Like 10,000. I'll just run and hide in my car like a coward and they'll forfeit

Nembrionic · 04-03-2005, 02:36 PM

you grab one by the feet and start swinging it around in big circles. You should be safe.

CybermedAndy · 04-03-2005, 02:37 PM

The only way I would go down is from gassing out, I think after clobbering betweend 35-45 of them I would be breathing heavy and succeptable to an offensive from the 5 year olds.

Nembrionic · 04-03-2005, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by AngelDollarsAndy

The only way I would go down is from gassing out, I think after clobbering betweend 35-45 of them I would be breathing heavy and succeptable to an offensive from the 5 year olds.

wise words

Kard63 · 04-03-2005, 02:40 PM

Since by your rules you have to 'knock them out' you would probably lose when your fists hurt too bad to hit someone that hard.

sonofsam · 04-03-2005, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kard63

Since by your rules you have to 'knock them out' you would probably lose when your fists hurt too bad to hit someone that hard.

you could use the palm of your hand, or throw kicks since they will all be really short anyways

Clicky_Bucks · 04-03-2005, 02:45 PM

THIS is the greatest thread I ever seen on any internet messageboard. I'm dead fucking serious.

Damian_Maxcash · 04-03-2005, 02:49 PM

I dont know..... but I practice every day here on GFY

Wolfy · 04-03-2005, 03:22 PM

hahahhahahahaha this thread is fucking funny!

Morgan · 04-03-2005, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clicky_Bucks

THIS is the greatest thread I ever seen on any internet messageboard. I'm dead fucking serious.

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polish_aristocrat · 04-03-2005, 03:41 PM

1000 for sure, LOL

polish_aristocrat · 04-03-2005, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mastermikex

i'm sure it wouldn't be hard to break any of their necks with a nice kick...

WarChild · 04-03-2005, 03:47 PM

Question: Can you pick up one 5 year old and swing him like a weapon against the others?

Manowar · 04-03-2005, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

Question: Can you pick up one 5 year old and swing him like a weapon against the others?

that would be pretty effective

Marcus Aurelius · 04-03-2005, 03:49 PM

your best bet, if overcome by the crowd, would be to leap into the air and run across their heads like sheep till you reach the outer perimeter, then begin destroying their outer flank with powerful sweeping kicks.

Dildozer · 04-03-2005, 04:06 PM

hahahaha this thread owns

CorporalChaos · 04-03-2005, 04:09 PM

If they were anything like my 5 year old son I couldnt take more than 4.... my boy is seriously tough and has a fucking mean right hook(which happens to be right at groin level)

Clicky_Bucks · 04-03-2005, 04:16 PM

Your best bet is to run around since 5 year olds aren't fast or elusive on their feet. The only way they can defeat you is by bringing you to the ground.

If you could just keep running around, kicking random 5 year olds in the head as you ran by, you could take out many.

See, I'd say 50 but the more you take out in the beginning, the better chance for survival.

I wouldn't punch any because your legs are the most powerful weapons on your body. I'd simply kick them in the head. One shot and they are done.

Froey Twe · 04-03-2005, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Clicky_Bucks

THIS is the greatest thread I ever seen on any internet messageboard. I'm dead fucking serious.

I LOVE UR SIG!!! ROFL AWESOME!

04-03-2005, 02:10 PM	#1
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	how many 5 year olds could you take on? The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once? The specifics: You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects. You are not allowed to touch a wall. When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out." I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Canadians The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training. There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup. The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down. I set my magic number at 30, but upon reflection, I think I could take on a few more. How many could you take on? __________________ I like turtles. Last edited by sonofsam; 04-03-2005 at 02:11 PM..

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smack Push Porn Like Weight. Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Inside .NET Posts: 10,652	depends on their strategy. i'm saying about two dozen. __________________ Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	5 year olds? hmmm. I'd aim for about 35 of them. If there's no biting - 45.

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04-03-2005, 02:14 PM	#5
groark So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 1,966	Maybee 10.. Is that a real game or just some bullshit?

04-03-2005, 02:15 PM	#6
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	around 20 maybe.

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SuckOnThis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In my head Posts: 6,844	So this is what you spend your day thinking about? Beating up 5 year olds?

04-03-2005, 02:18 PM	#9
bly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: pennsylvania Posts: 850	40-55 that would be fun shit

04-03-2005, 02:21 PM	#18
tedwinters Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Montreal/Calgary Posts: 672	Like a 100.... Cause a lot of them wouldn't be able to reach you at once.. maybe 5-6 at one time.. not enough to pull you down.. and it wouldn't take too many hits to put a 5-year old under... Basically, just keep on hitting until you're too tired to hit (I wrestle my little cousins a lot )

04-03-2005, 02:34 PM	#22
ssp Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 7,990	Dude you're pretty fucked up! LOL

04-03-2005, 02:34 PM	#23
mastermikex Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 301	i bet i could take on an infinite amount....think about it, 5 year olds? you know how little they are? you can knock them over by bumping them with your ass....i'm sure it wouldn't be hard to break any of their necks with a nice kick...of course if they're swarming all over you, thats a bit harder, but still....its not like they could really hurt a grown up with punches or kicks

04-03-2005, 02:35 PM	#24
hydro Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dirty 3rd Posts: 4,216	Like 10,000. I'll just run and hide in my car like a coward and they'll forfeit

04-03-2005, 02:36 PM	#25
Nembrionic Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,424	you grab one by the feet and start swinging it around in big circles. You should be safe.

04-03-2005, 02:37 PM	#26
CybermedAndy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 4,170	The only way I would go down is from gassing out, I think after clobbering betweend 35-45 of them I would be breathing heavy and succeptable to an offensive from the 5 year olds. __________________ Add some upsell items to your pages here!

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Kard63 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 237 619 975 Posts: 8,944	Since by your rules you have to 'knock them out' you would probably lose when your fists hurt too bad to hit someone that hard. __________________

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Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	your best bet, if overcome by the crowd, would be to leap into the air and run across their heads like sheep till you reach the outer perimeter, then begin destroying their outer flank with powerful sweeping kicks. Last edited by Marcus Aurelius; 04-03-2005 at 03:51 PM..

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CorporalChaos Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 96	If they were anything like my 5 year old son I couldnt take more than 4.... my boy is seriously tough and has a fucking mean right hook(which happens to be right at groin level)

04-03-2005, 04:16 PM	#41
Clicky_Bucks Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Hawaii Posts: 746	Your best bet is to run around since 5 year olds aren't fast or elusive on their feet. The only way they can defeat you is by bringing you to the ground. If you could just keep running around, kicking random 5 year olds in the head as you ran by, you could take out many. See, I'd say 50 but the more you take out in the beginning, the better chance for survival. I wouldn't punch any because your legs are the most powerful weapons on your body. I'd simply kick them in the head. One shot and they are done. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.