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Old 03-31-2005, 12:30 PM   #1
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Sitting at the Airport in SF...

...picking my ass. No Plane. I have the worst damn luck.

I need a list of shit I can do while waiting for a plane to arrive.
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Old 03-31-2005, 12:32 PM   #2
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tell security you've lost your kid..... and that hes black... and then explain to them that you don't know why he is black since you and your wife are both white... and then pretend to clue in RIGHT there that you think shes cheating on you...then start crying and screaming... then crying and try to hug the security guard
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Old 03-31-2005, 12:33 PM   #3
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tell security you've lost your kid..... and that hes black... and then explain to them that you don't know why he is black since you and your wife are both white... and then pretend to clue in RIGHT there that you think shes cheating on you...then start crying and screaming... then crying and try to hug the security guard
WTF???
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Old 03-31-2005, 12:34 PM   #4
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tell security you've lost your kid..... and that hes black... and then explain to them that you don't know why he is black since you and your wife are both white... and then pretend to clue in RIGHT there that you think shes cheating on you...then start crying and screaming... then crying and try to hug the security guard


That's fuckin' hilarious.
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Old 03-31-2005, 12:35 PM   #5
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tell security you've lost your kid..... and that hes black... and then explain to them that you don't know why he is black since you and your wife are both white... and then pretend to clue in RIGHT there that you think shes cheating on you...then start crying and screaming... then crying and try to hug the security guard
wow. You know I'm black, right?
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Old 03-31-2005, 12:36 PM   #6
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Oh man, I like that - the poor guard will think he's on Candid Camera.

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Old 03-31-2005, 12:38 PM   #7
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...picking my ass. No Plane. I have the worst damn luck.

I need a list of shit I can do while waiting for a plane to arrive.
Go to the bar and drink heavily for your liquid lunch.
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Old 03-31-2005, 12:40 PM   #8
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this is a funny thread
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Old 03-31-2005, 12:40 PM   #9
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wow. You know I'm black, right?

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Old 03-31-2005, 12:45 PM   #10
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I have a gate agent that's gay. He's screaming.

"Don't make the gay gate agent any more fustrated than he already is."

I think I have my target. I'm sure I can get this clown to quit his job before my ride gets here.
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Old 03-31-2005, 12:53 PM   #11
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wow. You know I'm black, right?
okay then reverse the baby to a white baby

easy fix....
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Old 03-31-2005, 12:54 PM   #12
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Old 03-31-2005, 12:57 PM   #13
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tell security you've lost your kid..... and that hes black... and then explain to them that you don't know why he is black since you and your wife are both white... and then pretend to clue in RIGHT there that you think shes cheating on you...then start crying and screaming... then crying and try to hug the security guard

too much free time in your hands.. bro!!
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Old 03-31-2005, 01:03 PM   #14
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I have a gate agent that's gay. He's screaming.

"Don't make the gay gate agent any more fustrated than he already is."

I think I have my target. I'm sure I can get this clown to quit his job before my ride gets here.

GO Ray we are waiting for ya in phoenix !!
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