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  • Big Ray
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 464
    #1

    Sitting at the Airport in SF...

    ...picking my ass. No Plane. I have the worst damn luck.

    I need a list of shit I can do while waiting for a plane to arrive.

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    • sonofsam
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 18647
      #2
      tell security you've lost your kid..... and that hes black... and then explain to them that you don't know why he is black since you and your wife are both white... and then pretend to clue in RIGHT there that you think shes cheating on you...then start crying and screaming... then crying and try to hug the security guard
      I like turtles.

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        • NastyChannels
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          • Mar 2005
          • 561
          #3
          Originally posted by sonofsam
          tell security you've lost your kid..... and that hes black... and then explain to them that you don't know why he is black since you and your wife are both white... and then pretend to clue in RIGHT there that you think shes cheating on you...then start crying and screaming... then crying and try to hug the security guard
          WTF???


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            • ronaldo
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2002
              • 5475
              #4
              Originally posted by sonofsam
              tell security you've lost your kid..... and that hes black... and then explain to them that you don't know why he is black since you and your wife are both white... and then pretend to clue in RIGHT there that you think shes cheating on you...then start crying and screaming... then crying and try to hug the security guard


              That's fuckin' hilarious.

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                • Big Ray
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 464
                  #5
                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                  tell security you've lost your kid..... and that hes black... and then explain to them that you don't know why he is black since you and your wife are both white... and then pretend to clue in RIGHT there that you think shes cheating on you...then start crying and screaming... then crying and try to hug the security guard
                  wow. You know I'm black, right?

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                    • CynthiaB
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 1274
                      #6
                      Oh man, I like that - the poor guard will think he's on Candid Camera.

                      Cyn

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                        • DateDoc
                          Outside looking in.
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 14243
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Big Ray
                          ...picking my ass. No Plane. I have the worst damn luck.

                          I need a list of shit I can do while waiting for a plane to arrive.
                          Go to the bar and drink heavily for your liquid lunch.

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                            • Laurie
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 108
                              #8
                              this is a funny thread

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                                • Buddy
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                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 1828
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Big Ray
                                  wow. You know I'm black, right?

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                                    • Big Ray
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 464
                                      #10
                                      I have a gate agent that's gay. He's screaming.

                                      "Don't make the gay gate agent any more fustrated than he already is."

                                      I think I have my target. I'm sure I can get this clown to quit his job before my ride gets here.

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                                        • sonofsam
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 18647
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Big Ray
                                          wow. You know I'm black, right?
                                          okay then reverse the baby to a white baby

                                          easy fix....
                                          I like turtles.

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                                            • sonofsam
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 18647
                                              #12
                                              I like turtles.

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                                                • the boy
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 362
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                  tell security you've lost your kid..... and that hes black... and then explain to them that you don't know why he is black since you and your wife are both white... and then pretend to clue in RIGHT there that you think shes cheating on you...then start crying and screaming... then crying and try to hug the security guard

                                                  too much free time in your hands.. bro!!

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                                                    • Xenophage
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 12122
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Big Ray
                                                      I have a gate agent that's gay. He's screaming.

                                                      "Don't make the gay gate agent any more fustrated than he already is."

                                                      I think I have my target. I'm sure I can get this clown to quit his job before my ride gets here.

                                                      GO Ray we are waiting for ya in phoenix !!

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