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Big Ray 03-31-2005 12:30 PM
Sitting at the Airport in SF...
 
...picking my ass. No Plane. I have the worst damn luck.

I need a list of shit I can do while waiting for a plane to arrive.

sonofsam 03-31-2005 12:32 PM
tell security you've lost your kid..... and that hes black... and then explain to them that you don't know why he is black since you and your wife are both white... and then pretend to clue in RIGHT there that you think shes cheating on you...then start crying and screaming... then crying and try to hug the security guard

NastyChannels 03-31-2005 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by sonofsam
tell security you've lost your kid..... and that hes black... and then explain to them that you don't know why he is black since you and your wife are both white... and then pretend to clue in RIGHT there that you think shes cheating on you...then start crying and screaming... then crying and try to hug the security guard
WTF??? :upsidedow

ronaldo 03-31-2005 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by sonofsam
tell security you've lost your kid..... and that hes black... and then explain to them that you don't know why he is black since you and your wife are both white... and then pretend to clue in RIGHT there that you think shes cheating on you...then start crying and screaming... then crying and try to hug the security guard
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That's fuckin' hilarious.

Big Ray 03-31-2005 12:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sonofsam
tell security you've lost your kid..... and that hes black... and then explain to them that you don't know why he is black since you and your wife are both white... and then pretend to clue in RIGHT there that you think shes cheating on you...then start crying and screaming... then crying and try to hug the security guard
wow. You know I'm black, right?

CynthiaB 03-31-2005 12:36 PM
Oh man, I like that - the poor guard will think he's on Candid Camera.

Cyn

DateDoc 03-31-2005 12:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Ray
...picking my ass. No Plane. I have the worst damn luck.

I need a list of shit I can do while waiting for a plane to arrive.
Go to the bar and drink heavily for your liquid lunch. :glugglug :glugglug

Laurie 03-31-2005 12:40 PM
this is a funny thread :1orglaugh

Buddy 03-31-2005 12:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Ray
wow. You know I'm black, right?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Big Ray 03-31-2005 12:45 PM
I have a gate agent that's gay. He's screaming.

"Don't make the gay gate agent any more fustrated than he already is."

I think I have my target. I'm sure I can get this clown to quit his job before my ride gets here.

sonofsam 03-31-2005 12:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Ray
wow. You know I'm black, right?
okay then reverse the baby to a white baby :)

easy fix....

sonofsam 03-31-2005 12:54 PM
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the boy 03-31-2005 12:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sonofsam
tell security you've lost your kid..... and that hes black... and then explain to them that you don't know why he is black since you and your wife are both white... and then pretend to clue in RIGHT there that you think shes cheating on you...then start crying and screaming... then crying and try to hug the security guard

too much free time in your hands.. bro!!

Xenophage 03-31-2005 01:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Ray
I have a gate agent that's gay. He's screaming.

"Don't make the gay gate agent any more fustrated than he already is."

I think I have my target. I'm sure I can get this clown to quit his job before my ride gets here.

GO Ray we are waiting for ya in phoenix !!


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