Surefire way to increase retention - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 03-28-2005, 05:38 PM

Email all your members the names of their closest neighbors -- and say "when you cancel, we're telling everyone!"

That'll make them think twice about hitting the cancel button!

Steve Lightspeed

SteveLightspeed · 03-28-2005, 05:39 PM

Our retention went way up after we stopped processing cancel requests... like magic!

WarChild · 03-28-2005, 05:39 PM

When they try to cancel, hit them up with that info and then double their monthly fee.

AsylumN · 03-28-2005, 05:40 PM

great idea

The Bootyologist · 03-28-2005, 05:41 PM

lol ..or build a message board

SykkBoy · 03-28-2005, 05:42 PM

I've been trying to get out policy changed to be able to call the school of the kids of the people who chargeback or cancel too early (anytime before the 12th recur) and inform them of their pornographic shopping ways, but I keep getting met with resistance

pornguy · 03-28-2005, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy2

I've been trying to get out policy changed to be able to call the school of the kids of the people who chargeback or cancel too early (anytime before the 12th recur) and inform them of their pornographic shopping ways, but I keep getting met with resistance

resistance is futile!!!

You will get them. We were considering the gang capture and tattoo face and arms method. I am guessing that it would only have to happen once though.

Kevsh · 03-28-2005, 06:47 PM

Okay, not specific to retention but rather initial sign-ups:

Have a testimonials section with photos of "Happy" members. And when I say "members" I'm meaning the other definition ...

BT · 03-28-2005, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Email all your members the names of their closest neighbors -- and say "when you cancel, we're telling everyone!"

That'll make them think twice about hitting the cancel button!

Steve Lightspeed

LMAO, how about putting their names on the blimp

gregtx · 03-28-2005, 09:10 PM

we don't even have cancel links.. ;)

Steen2 · 03-28-2005, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by gregtx

we don't even have cancel links.. ;)

Pornwolf · 03-28-2005, 09:17 PM

Bwahahaha! Steve is on a roll tonight.

american pervert · 03-28-2005, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by gregtx

we don't even have cancel links.. ;)

you mean there actually ARE cancel links ;-)))

thelister · 03-28-2005, 10:28 PM

Did Brad give you that idea?

stan

XxXotic · 03-28-2005, 10:30 PM

don't forget never updating. surfers dont want to be bothered with *more* shit to look through

Babagirls · 03-28-2005, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by gregtx

we don't even have cancel links.. ;)

what program is that again?

venus · 03-28-2005, 10:59 PM

the one that that got visa to enact those stupid high risk fee's

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls

what program is that again?

03-28-2005, 05:38 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Surefire way to increase retention Email all your members the names of their closest neighbors -- and say "when you cancel, we're telling everyone!" That'll make them think twice about hitting the cancel button! Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra!

03-28-2005, 05:39 PM	#2
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Our retention went way up after we stopped processing cancel requests... like magic! __________________ Abra-cadabra!

03-28-2005, 05:39 PM	#3
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03-28-2005, 05:42 PM	#6
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	I've been trying to get out policy changed to be able to call the school of the kids of the people who chargeback or cancel too early (anytime before the 12th recur) and inform them of their pornographic shopping ways, but I keep getting met with resistance __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

03-28-2005, 05:41 PM	#5
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03-28-2005, 06:47 PM	#8
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	Okay, not specific to retention but rather initial sign-ups: Have a testimonials section with photos of "Happy" members. And when I say "members" I'm meaning the other definition ...

03-28-2005, 09:10 PM	#10
gregtx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 1,929	we don't even have cancel links.. ;) __________________ Processing Partners http://www.processingpartners.com

03-28-2005, 09:17 PM	#12
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03-28-2005, 10:28 PM	#14
thelister Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13	Did Brad give you that idea? stan

03-28-2005, 10:30 PM	#15
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