Dipshit on my flight asked me not to recline my seat so he could use laptop - GoFuckYourself.com

Shaddam IV · 03-27-2005, 05:08 PM

Can you believe this shitwad?

It's only an 1.5 hour flight.

He said "Laptops and reclined seats don't mix"

I told him I'd keep my seat up if he gave me $100.

He looked at me weird, then I put my seat back.

Fucking dorks and their computers......

Doc911 · 03-27-2005, 05:22 PM

that always happens in coach. just tell him to go sit somewhere else because your taking a nap and can't be bothered with his banging on the keyboard.

sonofsam · 03-27-2005, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Doc911

that always happens in coach. just tell him to go sit somewhere else because your taking a nap and can't be bothered with his banging on the keyboard.

thats one thing i LOVE about laptops.... there is no banging on the keyboard

kmanrox · 03-27-2005, 05:25 PM

im too curteous sometimes (contrary to popular belief) i would have prolly said 'no problem'.... but then again i sit first class inside the USA and biz class internationally so i dont have to worry about shit like that anymore...

when i do find myself in an econ seat i always turn my head around and ask the person if i can recline (although its more of a notification that im reclinging) you can bust someone's laptop if you just recline without letting them know..

fl_prn_str · 03-27-2005, 05:25 PM

tell him to fly first class next time.....much more room...

Peaches · 03-27-2005, 05:26 PM

I recline the second the plane reaches the first plateau. They aren't supposed to be using their laptops yet, so they know the situation before they pull it out

Clicky_Bucks · 03-27-2005, 05:30 PM

Fuck him. It's your seat. If he wants to make choices like that, he should reserve two seats next time.

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WebTitan · 03-27-2005, 05:41 PM

lol....tell him to loose weight or get a smaller laptop

tony286 · 03-27-2005, 05:42 PM

its inconsiderate people like you on planes makes me fucking crazy on planes. Its a 1.5 hour flight why the fuck do you have to recline. There is no leg room on coach to begin with.

clubchics · 03-27-2005, 05:45 PM

Tell him u have bad hemroids and youll need his seat back anyways so u can grab ahold of it to reach back and scratch them... then say sometimes i switch hands on the itching

kmanrox · 03-27-2005, 05:48 PM

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OzMan · 03-27-2005, 05:55 PM

In coach every inch counts. You have a right to recline your seat whenever the fuck you want apart from takeoff/landing.

If he wants to use his laptop he takes the chance that you will not put your seat back while he uses it.

If you are courteous you won't put it back while he is eating and at other times will give the usual half look back as if to say "sorry but I gotta do this" .

If he actually asked you to not recline YOUR seat and even said "laptops and reclined seats don't mix" I would give him a nice big "GO FUCK YOURSELF"

MikeVega · 03-27-2005, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

its inconsiderate people like you on planes makes me fucking crazy on planes. Its a 1.5 hour flight why the fuck do you have to recline. There is no leg room on coach to begin with.

Dude you have to be kidding ... If i pay for a ticket and it's my option to recline ...i will ... the seats are small enough and the recline lets me stretch my legs out .... I don't sit 90% in my car so why would I in a plane .... If he wants to work ..try Biz class ...I would assume there maybe a bit more room ...I like to fly jet blue so there is no biz class

WarChild · 03-27-2005, 06:00 PM

The worst are the seat kickers. You know the guy, he's pissed off your seat is reclined so he knees the back every few minutes.

OzMan · 03-27-2005, 06:03 PM

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Trax · 03-27-2005, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

The worst are the seat kickers. You know the guy, he's pissed off your seat is reclined so he knees the back every few minutes.

I always did that when I felt like it... then I flew first and my life changed

tony286 · 03-27-2005, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by mvega325

Dude you have to be kidding ... If i pay for a ticket and it's my option to recline ...i will ... the seats are small enough and the recline lets me stretch my legs out .... I don't sit 90% in my car so why would I in a plane .... If he wants to work ..try Biz class ...I would assume there maybe a bit more room ...I like to fly jet blue so there is no biz class

inconsiderate, I have had my legs crushed by people like you. Who thinks the world owes them for a fucking 200 dollar ticket.

MikeVega · 03-27-2005, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

inconsiderate, I have had my legs crushed by people like you. Who thinks the world owes them for a fucking 200 dollar ticket.

I don't think i own the world ..and i have to say that I'm very considerate ...i always look at who is behind me ..if the guy if 8 feet tall i know that he will be in a bad spot if i go all the way back ... and i always go back really slow so i don't just slam back into someone ... if the guy is tall like yourself and says hey ..can you do me a favor and bring it up a bit ..i have no problem ..but if the guy is working on a PC ..well that's different ..just like you think i can sit straight up for an hour ...he can put down the PC for one hour ... i think he thinks the world revolves around him .... not the other way around ...and just for the record .... I'm a very nice guy ... I don't think anyone owes me shit.

tony286 · 03-27-2005, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by mvega325

I don't think i own the world ..and i have to say that I'm very considerate ...i always look at who is behind me ..if the guy if 8 feet tall i know that he will be in a bad spot if i go all the way back ... and i always go back really slow so i don't just slam back into someone ... if the guy is tall like yourself and says hey ..can you do me a favor and bring it up a bit ..i have no problem ..but if the guy is working on a PC ..well that's different ..just like you think i can sit straight up for an hour ...he can put down the PC for one hour ... i think he thinks the world revolves around him .... not the other way around ...and just for the record .... I'm a very nice guy ... I don't think anyone owes me shit.

ok thats fair I stand corrected

Steen2 · 03-27-2005, 06:25 PM

My thoughts:

People who want to work on their computer should highly consider business or first class and if not, *hope* that they can get someone infront of them who does not want to recline.

People sitting infront of laptop users in economy should let the person know "I would like to recline my seat" just for warning sake.

Polite people, it gets you further in life

MikeVega · 03-27-2005, 06:25 PM

It's all good ....

Big Red Machine · 03-27-2005, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mvega325

It's all good ....

Mikey you like JetBlue? I found their seat layout to be tighter than most airlines.

Lace · 03-27-2005, 08:13 PM

I had some fat fuck behind me on my flight from MD to Cali and kept sticking his knees up when i tried to recline...I just slammed it back and enjoyed my 2" lean.

JFK · 03-27-2005, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

I recline the second the plane reaches the first plateau. They aren't supposed to be using their laptops yet, so they know the situation before they pull it out

So do I , you have a right to recline your seat ...... too bad if the guy has a lap top, NOT your problem

EviLGuY · 03-27-2005, 08:17 PM

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WarChild · 03-27-2005, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by EviLGuY

That rocks. I just ordered a set for me and my girlfriend.

I don't see how one person has the right to stop another person's chair form reclining. Airline chairs recline, get used to it already.

If someone put those things in my seat on a plane, I'd ask the flight attendant to have the person remove them, and if that didn't work I'd remove them myself.

MikeVega · 03-27-2005, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Red Machine

Mikey you like JetBlue? I found their seat layout to be tighter than most airlines.

I'm not as tall as you ...so it's not that bad ..i'm 5'9" ... but i really enjoy the TV's ...i know i could bring a DVD player but I'm a channel surfer ...so far it works best for me ..i hate flying and the flashy little box takes my mind off it ...lol

escorpio · 03-27-2005, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

I don't see how one person has the right to stop another person's chair form reclining. Airline chairs recline, get used to it already.

If someone put those things in my seat on a plane, I'd ask the flight attendant to have the person remove them, and if that didn't work I'd remove them myself.

I agree. If some asshole thought he was gonna play cute and prevent MY paid-for seat from reclining there would be a problem.

JFK · 03-27-2005, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

I agree. If some asshole thought he was gonna play cute and prevent MY paid-for seat from reclining there would be a problem.

same here

MachineHead · 03-27-2005, 08:36 PM

As soon as we hit 10,000 feet, my seat is reclining. Those airplane seats with the backs up are the most uncomfortable things.

If you're going to complain, sit behind the row of emergency exit seats with your laptop, they don't recline.

Next thing you know, he will be forced to put his laptop on his lap because of your reclined seat, and will sue you for making him sterile!

Pornwolf · 03-27-2005, 08:56 PM

Jet Blue rocks!

MetaMan · 03-27-2005, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaddam IV

Can you believe this shitwad?

It's only an 1.5 hour flight.

He said "Laptops and reclined seats don't mix"

I told him I'd keep my seat up if he gave me $100.

He looked at me weird, then I put my seat back.

Fucking dorks and their computers......

fuck you loser.

its people like you who dont get in coach there isnt alot of space to sit. you can lay your fat ass upwards to fall asleep. he probly cant use his laptop with your fat ass leaning back on it.

i am 6'3 and i cant belive some of you dum ass people actually recline your seats when i am behind you.

go take a sleep in the bathroom fat ass.

Scootermuze · 03-27-2005, 09:17 PM

You should have reminded him why they call it a 'lap' top.....

Toolshed · 03-27-2005, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

If someone put those things in my seat on a plane, I'd ask the flight attendant to have the person remove them, and if that didn't work I'd remove them myself.

You're full of shit as are the rest of the lame dick shit-talkers in here. You wouldn't do a goddamned thing and you know it. You would suck it up and then come to GFY and cry, bitch, and whine about how some "asshole" wouldn't let you recline on your one hour flight.

Kevsh · 03-27-2005, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by fl_prn_str

tell him to fly first class next time.....much more room...

Exactly. Actually I think you handled quite midly ... I think I would've been a tad more rude

EviLGuY · 03-27-2005, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

I don't see how one person has the right to stop another person's chair form reclining. Airline chairs recline, get used to it already.

If someone put those things in my seat on a plane, I'd ask the flight attendant to have the person remove them, and if that didn't work I'd remove them myself.

Ha, do you think the average person is even going to know whats going on? Odds are they will figure their chair is broken.

Its a lot easier then repeatedly kneeing their seat and shooting the fresh air thing at their head. those are good fallbacks though.

DeanCapture · 03-27-2005, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

its inconsiderate people like you on planes makes me fucking crazy on planes. Its a 1.5 hour flight why the fuck do you have to recline. There is no leg room on coach to begin with.

Yea - what he said

eddie-executive · 03-27-2005, 10:41 PM

escorpio · 03-27-2005, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Toolshed

You're full of shit as are the rest of the lame dick shit-talkers in here. You wouldn't do a goddamned thing and you know it. You would suck it up and then come to GFY and cry, bitch, and whine about how some "asshole" wouldn't let you recline on your one hour flight.

You're right. I'd be too intimidated by a guy with a laptop AND some seat jamming toy to say anything to a flight attendent.

Toolshed · 03-27-2005, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

You're right. I'd be too intimidated by a guy with a laptop AND some seat jamming toy to say anything to a flight attendent.

I believe you would be.

so don't try to act a bad ass. You're not.

escorpio · 03-27-2005, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Toolshed

I believe you would be.

so don't try to act a bad ass. You're not.

Yeah, it takes a bad motherfucker to talk to a flight attendent.

Toolshed · 03-27-2005, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Yeah, it takes a bad motherfucker to talk to a flight attendent.

that depends... are you arabic?

Arab talking to flight attendant = Big fuckin' balls.
White boy talkin' to flight attendant = Lame pussy that actually believes he's gonna score.

escorpio · 03-27-2005, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Toolshed

that depends... are you arabic?

Arab talking to flight attendant = Big fuckin' balls.
White boy talkin' to flight attendant = Lame pussy that actually believes he's gonna score.

Gonna score? I'm talking about telling the attendent to have the fuckstick behind me remove his seat jammer, which they would make him do. There would be no need to be a "bad ass".

puravida · 03-27-2005, 11:33 PM

but how would you know there was a seatjammer? would you keep up and look behind your seat to see wtf your seat wouldn't recline?

escorpio · 03-27-2005, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by puravida

but how would you know there was a seatjammer? would you keep up and look behind your seat to see wtf your seat wouldn't recline?

When I told the attendent there was a problem with the chair they would check and tell the person to remove them.

WarChild · 03-27-2005, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Toolshed

You're full of shit as are the rest of the lame dick shit-talkers in here. You wouldn't do a goddamned thing and you know it. You would suck it up and then come to GFY and cry, bitch, and whine about how some "asshole" wouldn't let you recline on your one hour flight.

Nobody's talking shit. I wouldn't let somebody fuck with my seat on a plane, and I don't really care if you believe it or not.

WarChild · 03-27-2005, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by puravida

but how would you know there was a seatjammer? would you keep up and look behind your seat to see wtf your seat wouldn't recline?

Now I just might ... I've never had a seat that doesn't recline on an airplane. I'm fairly certain they can replace broken seats quite quickly, so you don't come upon too many.

On the same hand, I wouldn't be trying to ram my seat back if there's a 6'6 guy in the seat behind me, or during meal, etc. I am a pretty polite person, and it's not like I'm going to start a big scene on an airplane, but I'd be pretty upset if I found out someone was screwing with my comfort to gain themselves a few more inches of comfort.

Digipimp · 03-27-2005, 11:51 PM

i'd of let you recline your seat back so i could reach up and strangle your bitch ass

sean416 · 03-27-2005, 11:59 PM

I never fully recline. I just put my seat back a little bit, never got any dirty looks. didnt know people had such strong opinions about reclining seats. :o

03-27-2005, 05:08 PM	#1
Shaddam IV So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 810	Dipshit on my flight asked me not to recline my seat so he could use laptop Can you believe this shitwad? It's only an 1.5 hour flight. He said "Laptops and reclined seats don't mix" I told him I'd keep my seat up if he gave me $100. He looked at me weird, then I put my seat back. Fucking dorks and their computers......

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Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	I recline the second the plane reaches the first plateau. They aren't supposed to be using their laptops yet, so they know the situation before they pull it out

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	its inconsiderate people like you on planes makes me fucking crazy on planes. Its a 1.5 hour flight why the fuck do you have to recline. There is no leg room on coach to begin with.

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OzMan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Begas Posts: 9,162	In coach every inch counts. You have a right to recline your seat whenever the fuck you want apart from takeoff/landing. If he wants to use his laptop he takes the chance that you will not put your seat back while he uses it. If you are courteous you won't put it back while he is eating and at other times will give the usual half look back as if to say "sorry but I gotta do this" . If he actually asked you to not recline YOUR seat and even said "laptops and reclined seats don't mix" I would give him a nice big "GO FUCK YOURSELF"

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MachineHead Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Cathedral City, CA Posts: 20	As soon as we hit 10,000 feet, my seat is reclining. Those airplane seats with the backs up are the most uncomfortable things. If you're going to complain, sit behind the row of emergency exit seats with your laptop, they don't recline. Next thing you know, he will be forced to put his laptop on his lap because of your reclined seat, and will sue you for making him sterile!

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