Dipshit on my flight asked me not to recline my seat so he could use laptop
 

Can you believe this shitwad?

It's only an 1.5 hour flight.

He said "Laptops and reclined seats don't mix"

I told him I'd keep my seat up if he gave me $100.

He looked at me weird, then I put my seat back.

Fucking dorks and their computers......

that always happens in coach. just tell him to go sit somewhere else because your taking a nap and can't be bothered with his banging on the keyboard.

thats one thing i LOVE about laptops.... there is no banging on the keyboard :)

im too curteous sometimes (contrary to popular belief) i would have prolly said 'no problem'.... but then again i sit first class inside the USA and biz class internationally so i dont have to worry about shit like that anymore...

when i do find myself in an econ seat i always turn my head around and ask the person if i can recline (although its more of a notification that im reclinging) you can bust someone's laptop if you just recline without letting them know..

tell him to fly first class next time.....much more room... :thumbsup

I recline the second the plane reaches the first plateau. They aren't supposed to be using their laptops yet, so they know the situation before they pull it out :)

Fuck him. It's your seat. If he wants to make choices like that, he should reserve two seats next time.

lol....tell him to loose weight or get a smaller laptop

its inconsiderate people like you on planes makes me fucking crazy on planes. Its a 1.5 hour flight why the fuck do you have to recline. There is no leg room on coach to begin with.

Tell him u have bad hemroids and youll need his seat back anyways so u can grab ahold of it to reach back and scratch them... then say sometimes i switch hands on the itching

hahahaaaahaaaaa yesssss

In coach every inch counts. You have a right to recline your seat whenever the fuck you want apart from takeoff/landing.

If he wants to use his laptop he takes the chance that you will not put your seat back while he uses it.

If you are courteous you won't put it back while he is eating and at other times will give the usual half look back as if to say "sorry but I gotta do this" .

If he actually asked you to not recline YOUR seat and even said "laptops and reclined seats don't mix" I would give him a nice big "GO FUCK YOURSELF"

Dude you have to be kidding ... If i pay for a ticket and it's my option to recline ...i will ... the seats are small enough and the recline lets me stretch my legs out .... I don't sit 90% in my car so why would I in a plane .... If he wants to work ..try Biz class ...I would assume there maybe a bit more room ...I like to fly jet blue so there is no biz class

The worst are the seat kickers. You know the guy, he's pissed off your seat is reclined so he knees the back every few minutes.

I love this site. They have really thought about the problem from all sides. I need to get some of these if I can't get an exit row in coach :thumbsup

I always did that when I felt like it... then I flew first and my life changed
:)

inconsiderate, I have had my legs crushed by people like you. Who thinks the world owes them for a fucking 200 dollar ticket.

I don't think i own the world ..and i have to say that I'm very considerate ...i always look at who is behind me ..if the guy if 8 feet tall i know that he will be in a bad spot if i go all the way back ... and i always go back really slow so i don't just slam back into someone ... if the guy is tall like yourself and says hey ..can you do me a favor and bring it up a bit ..i have no problem ..but if the guy is working on a PC ..well that's different ..just like you think i can sit straight up for an hour ...he can put down the PC for one hour ... i think he thinks the world revolves around him .... not the other way around ...and just for the record .... I'm a very nice guy ... I don't think anyone owes me shit.

ok thats fair I stand corrected :)

My thoughts:

People who want to work on their computer should highly consider business or first class and if not, *hope* that they can get someone infront of them who does not want to recline.

People sitting infront of laptop users in economy should let the person know "I would like to recline my seat" just for warning sake.

Polite people, it gets you further in life :)

It's all good .... :thumbsup

Mikey you like JetBlue? I found their seat layout to be tighter than most airlines.

I had some fat fuck behind me on my flight from MD to Cali and kept sticking his knees up when i tried to recline...I just slammed it back and enjoyed my 2" lean.

So do I , you have a right to recline your seat ...... too bad if the guy has a lap top, NOT your problem :2 cents:

That rocks. I just ordered a set for me and my girlfriend. :thumbsup

I don't see how one person has the right to stop another person's chair form reclining. Airline chairs recline, get used to it already.

If someone put those things in my seat on a plane, I'd ask the flight attendant to have the person remove them, and if that didn't work I'd remove them myself. :2 cents:

I'm not as tall as you ...so it's not that bad ..i'm 5'9" ... but i really enjoy the TV's ...i know i could bring a DVD player but I'm a channel surfer ...so far it works best for me ..i hate flying and the flashy little box takes my mind off it ...lol

I agree. If some asshole thought he was gonna play cute and prevent MY paid-for seat from reclining there would be a problem.

same here :2 cents:

As soon as we hit 10,000 feet, my seat is reclining. Those airplane seats with the backs up are the most uncomfortable things.

If you're going to complain, sit behind the row of emergency exit seats with your laptop, they don't recline.

Next thing you know, he will be forced to put his laptop on his lap because of your reclined seat, and will sue you for making him sterile! :1orglaugh

Jet Blue rocks!

fuck you loser.

its people like you who dont get in coach there isnt alot of space to sit. you can lay your fat ass upwards to fall asleep. he probly cant use his laptop with your fat ass leaning back on it.

i am 6'3 and i cant belive some of you dum ass people actually recline your seats when i am behind you.

go take a sleep in the bathroom fat ass. :1orglaugh

You should have reminded him why they call it a 'lap' top.....

You're full of shit as are the rest of the lame dick shit-talkers in here. You wouldn't do a goddamned thing and you know it. You would suck it up and then come to GFY and cry, bitch, and whine about how some "asshole" wouldn't let you recline on your one hour flight.

Exactly. Actually I think you handled quite midly ... I think I would've been a tad more rude
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Ha, do you think the average person is even going to know whats going on? Odds are they will figure their chair is broken.

Its a lot easier then repeatedly kneeing their seat and shooting the fresh air thing at their head. those are good fallbacks though. :)

Yea - what he said :thumbsup

You're right. I'd be too intimidated by a guy with a laptop AND some seat jamming toy to say anything to a flight attendent. :321GFY

I believe you would be.

so don't try to act a bad ass. You're not.

Yeah, it takes a bad motherfucker to talk to a flight attendent. :1orglaugh

that depends... are you arabic?

Arab talking to flight attendant = Big fuckin' balls.
White boy talkin' to flight attendant = Lame pussy that actually believes he's gonna score.

Gonna score? I'm talking about telling the attendent to have the fuckstick behind me remove his seat jammer, which they would make him do. There would be no need to be a "bad ass".

but how would you know there was a seatjammer? would you keep up and look behind your seat to see wtf your seat wouldn't recline?

When I told the attendent there was a problem with the chair they would check and tell the person to remove them.

Nobody's talking shit. I wouldn't let somebody fuck with my seat on a plane, and I don't really care if you believe it or not.

Now I just might ... I've never had a seat that doesn't recline on an airplane. I'm fairly certain they can replace broken seats quite quickly, so you don't come upon too many.

On the same hand, I wouldn't be trying to ram my seat back if there's a 6'6 guy in the seat behind me, or during meal, etc. I am a pretty polite person, and it's not like I'm going to start a big scene on an airplane, but I'd be pretty upset if I found out someone was screwing with my comfort to gain themselves a few more inches of comfort.

i'd of let you recline your seat back so i could reach up and strangle your bitch ass

I never fully recline. I just put my seat back a little bit, never got any dirty looks. didnt know people had such strong opinions about reclining seats. :o