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Old 03-26-2005, 10:15 PM   #1
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What's your favorite alcoholic drink with a sexual name?

What's the drink and how do you make it?

Mine:
Sloppy Pussy

Ingredients:
1 liter Everclear® alcohol
1 gal Gatorade® Fruit Punch energy drink
1/2 gal fruit punch

Directions:
Pour Everclear, red gatorade and a fruit punch over ice in a large pitcher. Stir, pour into hurricane glasses, and serve.
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Old 03-26-2005, 10:17 PM   #2
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What's the drink and how do you make it?

Mine:
Sloppy Pussy

Ingredients:
1 liter Everclear® alcohol
1 gal Gatorade® Fruit Punch energy drink
1/2 gal fruit punch

Directions:
Pour Everclear, red gatorade and a fruit punch over ice in a large pitcher. Stir, pour into hurricane glasses, and serve.
Red Headed slut....

But i don't drink bitch drinks like you often...I'm more of a johnny black...tequila...shot o' 151...
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Old 03-26-2005, 10:26 PM   #3
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I'm not that educated in the drink world - what are all of the names of the drinks?

I just know of

Sex on the Beach

now I see

Sloppy Pussy
Red Headed Slut

what others are there?
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Old 03-26-2005, 10:26 PM   #4
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Old 03-26-2005, 10:28 PM   #5
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Slow Screw...just sloe gin and orange juice.

Simple yet effective.

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Old 03-26-2005, 10:29 PM   #6
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Old 03-26-2005, 10:30 PM   #7
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Red Headed slut....

But i don't drink bitch drinks like you often...I'm more of a johnny black...tequila...shot o' 151...
I am a black man myself...black and coke or black and ginger
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Old 03-26-2005, 10:43 PM   #8
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i belive i will take a punker barbie and a ashley brooke by the beach
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Old 03-26-2005, 10:45 PM   #9
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Old 03-26-2005, 10:49 PM   #10
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Old 03-26-2005, 10:50 PM   #11
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Old 03-26-2005, 10:55 PM   #12
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Old 03-26-2005, 11:35 PM   #13
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Old 03-26-2005, 11:36 PM   #14
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Old 03-26-2005, 11:39 PM   #15
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Old 03-26-2005, 11:40 PM   #16
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Old 03-26-2005, 11:41 PM   #17
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Old 03-26-2005, 11:44 PM   #18
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This is a true story and its sooooo funny.

I used to do stand up comedy.
I'm at a night club on the west bank (of new orleans) where we'd set up a comedy night.

Anyways, my friend Greg T was on stage and working the crowd and he starts talking to this girl who worked there at the bar and he asked her what she did for a living.
She said "I sell blowjobs"
He says "Oh really? How much?"
She says "Two Dollars"

He pulls a $100 bill out of his pocket and says "here....go ahead and blow the whole bar"



Of course afterwards we found out it was a drink but man that was hysterical.
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Old 03-27-2005, 12:30 AM   #19
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Old 03-27-2005, 02:25 AM   #20
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Old 03-27-2005, 02:25 AM   #21
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The first drink order I ever took was for a slow comfortable screw up against the wall. I found out after that they did that to all the waitrons who just turned legal. Flipped me out, especially because they got the most angelic-looking housewife to give me the order.

I also know the dude that brought the sex on the beach recipe to the states. I can still remember him mixing that drink. All that bartender flourish. Good times.

I like kamikaze shots better.
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Old 03-27-2005, 02:39 AM   #22
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Old 03-27-2005, 03:40 AM   #24
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Good drinks... I'll have to try a few of them down the road here. I like seeing bartenders blush! Tonight I played it cool and went with come Chianti and a Nutty Irishman Coffe for dessert.
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