Snake Doctor

This is a true story and its sooooo funny.

I used to do stand up comedy.
I'm at a night club on the west bank (of new orleans) where we'd set up a comedy night.

Anyways, my friend Greg T was on stage and working the crowd and he starts talking to this girl who worked there at the bar and he asked her what she did for a living.
She said "I sell blowjobs"
He says "Oh really? How much?"
She says "Two Dollars"

He pulls a $100 bill out of his pocket and says "here....go ahead and blow the whole bar"



Of course afterwards we found out it was a drink but man that was hysterical.

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