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shermo 03-26-2005 10:15 PM

What's your favorite alcoholic drink with a sexual name?
 
What's the drink and how do you make it? :pimp

Mine:
Sloppy Pussy

Ingredients:
1 liter EverclearŽ alcohol
1 gal GatoradeŽ Fruit Punch energy drink
1/2 gal fruit punch

Directions:
Pour Everclear, red gatorade and a fruit punch over ice in a large pitcher. Stir, pour into hurricane glasses, and serve.

jonpotz 03-26-2005 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack
What's the drink and how do you make it? :pimp

Mine:
Sloppy Pussy

Ingredients:
1 liter EverclearŽ alcohol
1 gal GatoradeŽ Fruit Punch energy drink
1/2 gal fruit punch

Directions:
Pour Everclear, red gatorade and a fruit punch over ice in a large pitcher. Stir, pour into hurricane glasses, and serve.

Red Headed slut....

But i don't drink bitch drinks like you often...I'm more of a johnny black...tequila...shot o' 151...

PokerCams 03-26-2005 10:26 PM

I'm not that educated in the drink world - what are all of the names of the drinks?

I just know of

Sex on the Beach

now I see

Sloppy Pussy
Red Headed Slut

what others are there?

Babagirls 03-26-2005 10:26 PM

sex on the beachhhhhhhhhhh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-26-2005 10:28 PM

Slow Screw...just sloe gin and orange juice.

Simple yet effective.

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Spunky 03-26-2005 10:29 PM

Blow jobs
sex on the beach

shuki 03-26-2005 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonpotz
Red Headed slut....

But i don't drink bitch drinks like you often...I'm more of a johnny black...tequila...shot o' 151...

I am a black man myself...black and coke or black and ginger

fris 03-26-2005 10:43 PM

i belive i will take a punker barbie and a ashley brooke by the beach

BV 03-26-2005 10:45 PM

Sum Poosie

fl_prn_str 03-26-2005 10:49 PM

Screaming Orgasm or Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall

Marcus Aurelius 03-26-2005 10:50 PM

cum shot
buttery nipple

Rob 03-26-2005 10:55 PM

My favorite is the Cumshot in the eye with a double fart chaser. :thumbsup

lloyd 03-26-2005 11:35 PM

double anal

Babaganoosh 03-26-2005 11:36 PM

My favorite has got to be a good 'ol fucking beer.

Snake Doctor 03-26-2005 11:39 PM

Hard fuck on cold concrete.

I don't know what's in it but its green and its good.

beemk 03-26-2005 11:40 PM

redheaded slut, i usually just drink beer though.

PurrrsianPussyKat 03-26-2005 11:41 PM

Slippery nipple :)

Snake Doctor 03-26-2005 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
Blow jobs
sex on the beach

This is a true story and its sooooo funny.

I used to do stand up comedy.
I'm at a night club on the west bank (of new orleans) where we'd set up a comedy night.

Anyways, my friend Greg T was on stage and working the crowd and he starts talking to this girl who worked there at the bar and he asked her what she did for a living.
She said "I sell blowjobs"
He says "Oh really? How much?"
She says "Two Dollars"

He pulls a $100 bill out of his pocket and says "here....go ahead and blow the whole bar"

:1orglaugh

Of course afterwards we found out it was a drink but man that was hysterical.

Major (Tom) 03-27-2005 12:30 AM

The Pile Driver. A Famous homo drink
3 table spoons of metamucil
2 oz's of vodka.
Duke :)

Corona 03-27-2005 02:25 AM

Jim Beam

titmowse 03-27-2005 02:25 AM

The first drink order I ever took was for a slow comfortable screw up against the wall. I found out after that they did that to all the waitrons who just turned legal. Flipped me out, especially because they got the most angelic-looking housewife to give me the order.

I also know the dude that brought the sex on the beach recipe to the states. I can still remember him mixing that drink. All that bartender flourish. Good times. :)

I like kamikaze shots better.

camcutie 03-27-2005 02:39 AM

Buttery Nipple, Comfortable Screw & Fuzzy Navel :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

XOXOXO
*Krystal*

boner 2.0 03-27-2005 03:06 AM

Sour pussy
Sex on the beach
Angels Tit
Apple Slut
Bloody mary :upsidedow
Butchs Pink Panties
Creamy bush
...

shermo 03-27-2005 03:40 AM

Good drinks... I'll have to try a few of them down the road here. I like seeing bartenders blush! Tonight I played it cool and went with come Chianti and a Nutty Irishman Coffe for dessert. :)


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