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DarkJedi · 03-25-2005, 05:37 PM

http://www.ontla.on.ca/documents/Bil...on4/b097_e.htm

Sparks · 03-25-2005, 05:39 PM

Lol, wtf? That is really funny. Dwarf tossing, lol, what a sport.

Cains · 03-25-2005, 05:39 PM

my first reaction was "dward tossing, is that a niche market?"

damn my mind has been corrupted by porn

pubenemy · 03-25-2005, 05:43 PM

Another reason not to go to canada.. lol

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-25-2005, 05:44 PM

Boy are the Canadians gonna be sorry when it becomes an Olympic sport:

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abyss_al · 03-25-2005, 05:45 PM

the Shemp · 03-25-2005, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

http://www.ontla.on.ca/documents/Bil...on4/b097_e.htm

not a lot of jobs for little people anymore

CDSmith · 03-25-2005, 05:48 PM

I thought we banned it nearly 20 years ago.

I still do it.

Rich · 03-25-2005, 05:51 PM

Weak, stupid liberal government.

Rich · 03-25-2005, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

I thought we banned it nearly 20 years ago.

I still do it.

It's on, dwarf tossing competition at CD's.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-25-2005, 06:17 PM

Driving it underground will only make things worse - I predict gambling, whoring, and drinking in Canada will all rise on account of such narrow-minded, short-sighted, ill-conceived (and other hyphenated words that refer to government misfeasance) laws.

Keep it legal and the government can collect taxes on it and helmet safety for the dwarves will be better.

What's next, eh? A ban on gay lumberjack bath houses?!?

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$5 submissions · 03-30-2005, 02:59 PM

Hmmm, this guy came to mind:

Michaelious · 03-30-2005, 03:00 PM

Dwarf tossing is banned, so how do they get themselves off? lol

Martin · 03-30-2005, 03:01 PM

bout time damn it!

$5 submissions · 03-30-2005, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Boy are the Canadians gonna be sorry when it becomes an Olympic sport:

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Olympic sport? I wonder which country would DOMINATE this sport

Easton · 03-30-2005, 03:06 PM

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Manowar · 03-30-2005, 03:07 PM

CDSmith · 03-30-2005, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich

It's on, dwarf tossing competition at CD's.

I done did some serious dwarf tossing when I was in Skitoon about 10 years back. Well... the guy wasn't really a dwarf, he was just short.

But he flew.

mikeyddddd · 03-30-2005, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Canada bans dwarf tossing

First the NHL and then this! What are they going to do for fun? It must suck to be Canadian right now.

kowntafit · 03-30-2005, 08:45 PM

poor dwarves! but they can really fly! lol

groark · 03-30-2005, 08:47 PM

This thread title made me laugh

sickkittens · 03-30-2005, 08:50 PM

Is there a little people union for this?

axelcat · 03-30-2005, 08:51 PM

reynold · 03-30-2005, 09:03 PM

Hilarious shit.

Wiggles · 03-30-2005, 09:38 PM

damn my province sucks, as if they banned that.

GTS Mark · 03-30-2005, 09:44 PM

I'm going to call golden palace up and put a big sign on a t-shirt. Then get a video crew and a dwarf and start throwing the little bastard out in front of the police station. Should make all the papers and media outlets if I get arrested for that LOL!

DH

r3ap3r · 03-30-2005, 09:47 PM

That law stops people from tossing me around.

Dirty Dane · 03-30-2005, 09:49 PM

About time. It has become a growing problem.

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Fizzgig · 03-30-2005, 10:22 PM

The document only states that dwarf tossing is banned in ONTARIO.

They could still be fair game elsewhere.

ajrocks · 03-30-2005, 10:24 PM

As A canadian that's Crappy news!

Steve · 03-30-2005, 10:58 PM

Paul Kariya lobbied for this to be passed!

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