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DarkJedi 03-25-2005 05:37 PM

Canada bans dwarf tossing
 
http://www.ontla.on.ca/documents/Bil...on4/b097_e.htm

Sparks 03-25-2005 05:39 PM

Lol, wtf? That is really funny. Dwarf tossing, lol, what a sport.

Cains 03-25-2005 05:39 PM

my first reaction was "dward tossing, is that a niche market?"

damn my mind has been corrupted by porn

pubenemy 03-25-2005 05:43 PM

Another reason not to go to canada.. lol

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-25-2005 05:44 PM

Boy are the Canadians gonna be sorry when it becomes an Olympic sport:

http://www.bruner.net/blog/img/dwarftossing.jpg

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abyss_al 03-25-2005 05:45 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

the Shemp 03-25-2005 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

not a lot of jobs for little people anymore :(

CDSmith 03-25-2005 05:48 PM

I thought we banned it nearly 20 years ago.

I still do it.

Rich 03-25-2005 05:51 PM

Weak, stupid liberal government.

Rich 03-25-2005 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
I thought we banned it nearly 20 years ago.

I still do it.

It's on, dwarf tossing competition at CD's.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-25-2005 06:17 PM

Driving it underground will only make things worse - I predict gambling, whoring, and drinking in Canada will all rise on account of such narrow-minded, short-sighted, ill-conceived (and other hyphenated words that refer to government misfeasance) laws.

Keep it legal and the government can collect taxes on it and helmet safety for the dwarves will be better.

What's next, eh? A ban on gay lumberjack bath houses?!?

http://www.lumberjackscampground.com...C04941_jpg.jpg

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$5 submissions 03-30-2005 02:59 PM

Hmmm, this guy came to mind:

http://www.posterplanet.net/images/minime.jpg

Michaelious 03-30-2005 03:00 PM

Dwarf tossing is banned, so how do they get themselves off? lol

Martin 03-30-2005 03:01 PM

bout time damn it!

$5 submissions 03-30-2005 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Boy are the Canadians gonna be sorry when it becomes an Olympic sport:

http://www.bruner.net/blog/img/dwarftossing.jpg

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Olympic sport? I wonder which country would DOMINATE this sport

Easton 03-30-2005 03:06 PM

i need midgets to shoot with Extreme Holly, maybe those unemployed by this ruling will contact me!

Manowar 03-30-2005 03:07 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CDSmith 03-30-2005 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich
It's on, dwarf tossing competition at CD's.

I done did some serious dwarf tossing when I was in Skitoon about 10 years back. Well... the guy wasn't really a dwarf, he was just short.

But he flew. :bigears

mikeyddddd 03-30-2005 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Canada bans dwarf tossing

First the NHL and then this! What are they going to do for fun? It must suck to be Canadian right now.

kowntafit 03-30-2005 08:45 PM

poor dwarves! but they can really fly! lol

groark 03-30-2005 08:47 PM

This thread title made me laugh

sickkittens 03-30-2005 08:50 PM

Is there a little people union for this?

axelcat 03-30-2005 08:51 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

reynold 03-30-2005 09:03 PM

Hilarious shit. :1orglaugh

Wiggles 03-30-2005 09:38 PM

damn my province sucks, as if they banned that.

GTS Mark 03-30-2005 09:44 PM

I'm going to call golden palace up and put a big sign on a t-shirt. Then get a video crew and a dwarf and start throwing the little bastard out in front of the police station. Should make all the papers and media outlets if I get arrested for that LOL!

DH

r3ap3r 03-30-2005 09:47 PM

That law stops people from tossing me around.

Dirty Dane 03-30-2005 09:49 PM

About time. It has become a growing problem.

SmokeyTheBear 03-30-2005 10:20 PM

The truth is out there

http://www.pornlingerie.net/thehun/h002/thehun.html

Fizzgig 03-30-2005 10:22 PM

The document only states that dwarf tossing is banned in ONTARIO.

They could still be fair game elsewhere. :)

ajrocks 03-30-2005 10:24 PM

As A canadian that's Crappy news!

Steve 03-30-2005 10:58 PM

Paul Kariya lobbied for this to be passed!


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