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Old 03-24-2005, 06:27 PM   #1
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Enough to piss off the Pope

Okay, I have been sick for two weeks now, and every time I think I am getting better I end up waking up worse. I have learned to get used to it . . . until today.

I open up some mail that begins:

IMPORTANT SENIOR INFORMATION
(it gets worse)

Dear Senior Citizen,

We are proud to announce a Senior Final Expense Program . . .

They then go on to tell me how it will cover my funeral expenses and other such crap!

WTF?!?! . . . I think I am going to go back to bed.
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Old 03-24-2005, 06:31 PM   #2
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Don't feel bad. I've been getting letters from the AARP for a while now.
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Old 03-24-2005, 06:32 PM   #3
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Old 03-24-2005, 06:34 PM   #4
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All better now.
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Old 03-24-2005, 06:35 PM   #5
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Don't feel bad. I've been getting letters from the AARP for a while now.
Wow, you are elite You could be the youngest member they have
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Old 03-24-2005, 06:36 PM   #6
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All better now.

That helps . . . thanks
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Old 03-24-2005, 06:37 PM   #7
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That helps . . . thanks
Good I'm glad, a few more for ya!

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Old 03-24-2005, 06:39 PM   #8
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Don't feel bad. I've been getting letters from the AARP for a while now.

The MOFOs, me too. Then my girlfriends a few years younger than me points out all the discounts....
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Old 03-24-2005, 06:40 PM   #9
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Cheer up Baddog, the Pope needs that "Senior Final Expense Program" more than you do.
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Old 03-24-2005, 06:41 PM   #10
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The MOFOs, me too. Then my girlfriends a few years younger than me points out all the discounts....
Dude, I'm 21!
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